Teach me how to think and feel like a liberal woman

Yeah, I never liked blow jobs much either. Maybe it was her terrible technique. It was basically like someone sucking on my finger or any other body part, it didn’t feel that good. For 30 minutes I would go and never cum. Just awful. Not to be over dramatic or act like a liberal, but it was such a bad experience it gave me a minor form of PTSD

>What exactly is everyone's fascination with getting their dick sucked?
No idea. Probably a power thing. My wife loves smelling my balls though, so maybe its a hormone thing, like perfumes or whatever. She's the furthest thing from a liberal, she doesn't even care about politics, says women shouldn't be involved. If she were in a party it would be the furthest right wing thing available lol, she makes me look like a centrist.

>liberal woman
loose.
hot-dog-down-a-hallway loose.

Demand all the perks of being a man without the responsibilities.

Yeah. Not like us, who repeat talking points from podcasts and youtube

I love bjs and bj porn. I dunno dude it feels great, also like fucking too.

Dunno man.... maybe your getting bad ones? Have to have it nice and sloppy with her hand wrapped around it following her mouth. Extra points of she’s touching your asshole (no homo).

>Apparently Conservative women don't suck dick

So why exactly would anyone want a trad thot?

Getting bad ones from like 30 different people? That's a pretty low chance every single one didn't know how to suck a dick. And most of them did do it that way

No asshole touching though, what the fuck is wrong with you

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>Canadian

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had one ask if she could suck it from behind once, i let her. said she always wanted to try it and i was long enough. i should have farted. from my experience only about 1 in 20 arent shit at it though. the moderately less attractive ones take it more seriously and put in real effort.

Fucking leaf

>think

>be op
>post about sucking dick
Clockwork

Christ. Is this the Onion? Look at the pure lust in her eyes for that ape. Imagine having such a disgusting traitorous whore for a sister.

fucking dead lol

>suck it from behind
how

You’re just whiny ass virgins that can’t get laid

pulled it backwards and went to town. it worked. would imagine it takes a minimum of 6 inches though, she got a little more than that.

I would slap a bitch if she spit on my dick

Imagine posting this on social media and thinking it’s cute.

>Jordan Peterson OUT
>Joe Rogan OUT
>Molymeme OUT
We've done a pretty good job rejecting (((influencers))), actually. Stay mad.

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It's easy if you follow these simple steps
1) Make a list of everything in your life that makes you happy, healthy and productive to society.
2) Don't ever do any of those things again.
3) Do the exact opposite of everything on the aforementioned list.
4) Remember that all good things in the world come from you. You are a helpless victim
5) Demand all others follow your lead. Using violence against children is especially useful in this regard.

>he never read the Greeks
Carve me surprised.

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who is that you cant blank a name out come on

>dat sentence construction
>I should have farted. from my experience only 1 in 20 arent shit
Fucking hell, people here are sleeping you can't have me actually laughing like that.

I don't know why people blank out publicly available information either.

30 seconds of googling:
twitter.com/isabellanyc_/status/1039287115945836551

Found the whamen

I imagine it's a good idea, we don;t know what sort of crazy litigation may or may not be on the horizon, and it's not really needed info anyway.

I love it because women act like it’s degrading

But I never expect it from a woman I love

There will be no litigation. She put it up freely on the internet herself. That people would then read it is a given. If you don't want random people to read your tweets then don't use fucking twitter...

They don't think that much

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Do something stupid, regret it later, then try to push for its normalization just so you can sleep at night and cope with being a fuck-up.

lmao

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Also, a few more minutes of googling shows that it seems to be a "thing" sluts like to tweet.

There's another:
twitter.com/JuicyThaJacuzzi/status/1017588311869751296

And OPs pic is a different one again (different smileys).

>roasties

lmao!

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>this is the future for our descendants if we don't get thots back under control.

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Jokes on you, I'm anti nigger and kike because of Buddha

>refined
>intelligent
>black
pick only one
protip - that bitch is black

if anyone of you ever got your dick sucked, youd realize why practice is so important

Why would you spit on a dick? Does it feel good or something?
Never had a girl spit on my dick, seems weird.

Imagine eating a hotdog with spit on it, even if it's your own

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Sounds kinda hot to be honest.

If a girl spit on my dick, I think I'd probably get up and leave. Since when does a blowjob require spitting on your dick?

You havent gotten a good bj then. Good BJ's are preferable to sex.