No fap November - Day 5

Wait what? I jacked off three times this morning. Third time I moaned really loudly.

That pic just reminds me how 90% of cam girls have a bluetooth vibrator shoved up their vag. Pretty dispicable. Probably need a fire hydrant to feel anything.

I just jerked it to some monster hentai and will be fucking a hard 6 tonight

Enjoy your chi faggots

I’m convinced that nofap started as a denial fetish and only pathetic, low IQ retards fell for the “self improvement” part. If masturbation is the difference between you being a productive memeber of society, you should probably kys.

>t. Chong

in the past 5 days ive lost 12 times

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I’m starting no fap today.
We are doing this to punish the Jews

buddy, the Jews don't even know you're not fapping

Hello bro.
I did nofap last month and managed 26 days.
After a few weeks you begin to feel like a god, however you begin to learn the ego is a powerful little jew that manipulates (well tries to manipulate) you into fapping.

I'm at day 0 after a few days of fapping and am now back on nofap. I want to try at least 40 days now.

It was october for me..

It's easy. Last night I had a nocturnal emission and the dream was profound.

I don't let memes tell me how to live my life, I do nofap when I choose to, not because of some faggy meme

Few weeks in and I was ready for training

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if you're so strong why don't you try not fapping for a week and see how much of a slave you are to your own urges.

They do when you stop watching their porn. Let’s hope the pornhub stats show a massive drop off in November.

Nah. It feel your balls for lumps Movember.
youtu.be/_WpY2lxVovA

It doesn't stop you from being productive but it does lower your testosterone and make you less likely to pursue 3D women.

What do 3D women smell like

Who the hell needs Jew porn. I never even liked that stuff even when I was a young horny boy. The huge exchange of homemade porn on the internet is way better.

How about you lift and actually get strong instead of washing your bedsheets because you bought into a meme?

Definatly not as good as the 2d counterparts.

>if you're so strong why don't you try not [bodily function] for a week and see how much of a slave you are to your own urges.
Work out, dum dum

I used to rub one out 3 times a day in college. I was so raw that I would make girls cum 4-5 times during sex.

Oh shit that reminds me I need to wash my sheets because I had my beat rag mispositioned came all over the place.

Depends if they wash up or not beforehand.

You do realise that Jews now pay couples to make homemade porn which they sell?

Pretty easy desu usually gets tough for me after a week

Wow that's amazing kill yourself faggot

idk

Truly a great feeling no?
Being able to pleasure any woman multiple times enduring they are always in your bsck pocket. the only problem is its hard to get it up if i had a few before

Yeah, I'm aware there's an entire industry for that sort of thing. But if you're really so desperate you have to pay for it then you probably really do have some kind of addiction.

>I cant go a single month out of the year without touching my dick go get good brain feelz

It’s not being a productive member of society retard it’s about avoiding Jewish porn and getting addicted to progressively more degenerate shit

Does sex with kuruminha counts?

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>make you less likely to pursue 3D women.
So it reduces the likelihood of self induced headaches

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You instantly get gangstalked by the CIA after a year of nofap

I do, and I am not gonna sacrifice my gains to moloch by being a wanker

If they're cute, heaven. If they're average, ugly, or Stacie somehow, kind of gross.

I can't imagine what would happen after a year of nofap. I probably wouldn't even be self-aware anymore and I'd have just driven off a cliff because it didn't seem any different from the alternatives.

lol this loser wants 3d women

Nofap fag who's been going full clean this entire year, and was building up strength from the half year before
I went from kv to having a solid partner and several women I can back up to in case she turns into a cunt
Also, i don't waste a fuck load of time fapping, searching for good material, and cleaning up. It's quite optimal
Energy levels are always prime too, can honestly say I don't miss it, the fear of change is hard to get over though, and some mental tricks that will get you to regress

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Yeah where do these months come from? They materialize out of nowhere it seems. As far as I can tell this year was the first Sober October and last year was the first No Fap November. No Shave November seems to have been completely forgotten, which is good because not jacking off is way better for you than not shaving your face.

Is gen z doing this? The kikes must be livid the goyim is dedicating months towards self improvement.

In all my 26 days of nofap I never had a wet dream.
What is the meme? to STOP FAPPING?
Are you afraid of self mastery so you masturbate instead? Wow "I pull weights so I'm strong", what an insecure faggot.

Exactly, imagine reviewing your life, and most of it was you sitting in front of your computer wanking. Then imagine seeing you from another universe, and realising what your life could have been instead.

Its only 5 days. Keep strong.
Any /sig/ tips?

I had sex 2 times yesterday and I already feel like watching porn and fapping.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Thanks bro, you will be my inspiration, I look forward to a year without fapping one day.

I'm hitting on literally every female at work and it takes me an hour to fall asleep past day 3. I'm going to need a miracle to do 30 days.

Never had a problem with erection, even after drinking. My problem was that I didn’t build a network of female friends to keep in my back pocket, instead I fucking always pursued a relationship. And when they rejected the idea, I would go bonkers and act desperate.

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What the fuck are you even saying?

He's saying if he couldn't fap for a year he'd go crazy and drive off a cliff.

He's an addict.

Okay. Just saying masturbation isn’t bad if you’re hot enough to get a ton of ass.

Read this and judge for yourself

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Nothing's wrong with you. That means you're a normal healthy male.

I fapped like a 6 or 7 times so far
entire thing is stupid; not fapping will not make me into some alpha male, I will just become more lustful and probably visit a hooker

Oh sorry I'm a retard

Yall are like little babies, I have been 8 years strong.

Have you ever done an extended nofap? Apparently not if you think it's about addiction. After long enough your sex drive just shuts down and then it doesn't work again at first if you think of trying to use it.

>trying

Just fucking stop user. Stop porn altogether. Took me one day to decide to not watch porn anymore. Stop with the “trying”. Just fucking do it.

>not fapping will not make me into some alpha male,
yeah it will, submitting to your gaytarded carnal desires whenever you even get a whiff of them is complete and total abject failure on your part. weakling

Bless you.

0, sorry lads.

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>yeah it will
no it wont, stop the lies shlomo, I am not interested in starting a family and working until I die just because you need more wageslaves

No it won't. Quitting fapping to work yourself up enough to go talk to girls is like sneaking a drink at work before giving a presentation.

It's a legit technique, but it's the opposite of alpha.

Might not be the casr for everyone, but when i do fap my complexion turns into shit. After few days of going clean it clears itself. Every time.

I was not jerking off in October without even thinking about it. Was like 3 weeks, and everything was great. Then I started seeing no fap November threads all over the place, and I've jerked off every day since the 1st.

That's not true. The drive will not be overwhelming, but rahter always ready. Overwhelming sex drive is not a sign of healthiness. You should be always ready to go, yet never feel excessive pressure to bust your nut.

Easy to say, hard to implement. How many years has it been since you quit masturbation and porn?

what does not masturbating have to do with being a wage slave you fuckin retarded idiot

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i never said it was to talk to girls stupid, i said it was to build self discipline

How long have you gone without any sexual activity? Keep any forced behavior up for long enough and the CNS will adapt to the new normal.

You know I'm doing better than I thought. I opened up some porn last night and decided against it. Next week will be harder but for now I'm doing real good.

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>dont fap
>hurrr must find release
>go sex some fat slut
>congratz user now i am your gf better find a job to put a finger on me ;)

It also takes self discipline to put your nuts in a vice. That doesn't make you alpha.

At most or on average? Best streak was 180 days. Average is 1-2 weeks.

I failed day 3, but - while I know it breaks the rules - I'm trying again.

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I broke yesterday.
That yuri doujin with the corrupt elf was a fantastic fap.

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1-2 weeks is no big deal. 180 days you probably should have felt the negative effects of it unless it was just an odd one-off or you were really focused in on something else and didn't notice.

Hi rabbi.

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I failed so badly it's shameful
But I'm going to start again tomorrow and do it until december 5th

My wife sabotaged me the day before yesterday.

What negative effects? There were only cumulative positive effects. Androgen receptor sensitivity becomes the better the longer you abstain.

Hi moshe

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"release" can mean anything, it's a primary drive for productivity actually primarily because you are more disciplined and eager to do something. i am not interested in your make believe non argument

it doesnt take self discipline to torture yourself unless you want to be a post enlightenment faggot thats in the business of corrupting etymological matters and redefining the nature of words with inherently virtuous meanings

Not really. It levels off and you return to equalibrium over time like most anything else. If it helped you somehow, then good for you. But really what you're doing is training your body to not reproduce, which is about as strong a drive as staying alive at all.

For all non-canadians he means his labrador