They have now shown their hand regarding censorship. "If you don't like it go build your own website" they said. Well, look how that worked out.
What 'we' need ***right now*** is a way to speak freely on social media that can't be shut down. What 'we' need is our own "Cockney rhyming slang" ie. thinly veiled coded replacements for censored words and phrases.
There is a strong psychological draw associated with the desire to be 'part of the group'. Language like this will draw in new people who want to be 'in on the joke'. l33tsp33k and chan language are examples of this phenomenon. Jow Forums already has a language of its own (burgers, bongs, kek, etc.) therefore Jow Forums is the prefect hive mind to crowdsource this new language.
Maximum bonus points for using progressive brand names eg. "The Nikes are at it again" because a) Imagine the shit show when progressive brand names are associated with 'nasty white racist language' b) how are they going to censor brand names without losing money? c) the ad-pocalypse demonstrated how sensitive companies are about their brands
If they shut down one brand, it will just be replaced with another. Once established it is uncontrollable. Inb4 "you can't force a meme". This isn't a meme & after the initial push to establish the language it will take on a life of its own. Post suggestions for replacement words/phrases.
They already came for me. My career is fucked thanks to that shit. Hopefully the collapse comes and I'll be able to get my revenge.
Hunter Miller
>The Nikes are at it again kek
Carter Anderson
Bump
Grayson James
I use Redguard around people who don't understand Elder Scrolls. Not to bad, but "nog" is probably going to be a go-to around the general populace.
Jace Myers
I will continue to feign ignorance. As far as I am concerned there is no such thing as an Arts Degree.
Anthony Allen
I'd say "nog" is really good this time of year, too.
>You love nog, don't you? Dirty nog lover.
Julian Morales
Gas the Hebrew National All-Beef Hotdogs! Race war now!
Liam Ramirez
Just learn and advance Esperanto. The language is so new, so easy to learn, and so few people speak it (~2 million self-reported) that it would be easy to use to avoid censorship.
Levi Garcia
I work in "moderating", I can safely tell you that this is a perfect idea to get past getting censored by the normies. I've lost count of how many times I've known what the person is saying, but since what he's saying doesn't apply to the rules, he's exempt from getting "moderated" hence we just let it slide and he gets away with it
How about this? What gets people banned and focus on RESULTS BASED language changes, if nigger gets people banned (obviously) then it's a high priority word to replace.
Anthony Gonzalez
Why are you fucking googles overwriting googles and skypes?
Anthony King
I kinda like that Skype sounds a little like "kike"
Aiden Lewis
I think you have a nice idea, but we should find brands that are easily associated with the group/concept we need to talk about.
Logan Stewart
love it!
and today OP was not a faggot
Jack White
Nikes are subshoeman
Brody Green
Nike americans = niggers I think that one is obvious, Nike, Jordans they love their niggers.
What should Starbucks be? why spics? Why not homosexuals. So Starbucks = homos. "Dem starbucks sure love the donut holes, don't they"
Isaac Allen
I think we don't need to closely define which word is which. Everyone here knows what's meant.
Samuel Howard
Would be easier if they start with the same letter tbf Starbucks could be SJWs
Brayden Walker
ah, yes. same letter is a good memetic way of remembering, but might be too obvious then again.
And SJW isn't a bannable offense. Starbucks = homos or Starbucks = basedboys
Brayden Ward
>. "The Nikes are at it again" This is actually breddy gud.
Fucking Nikes man...
Jason Scott
Damned Starbucks trying to criss the border, Nikes attacking ABC and CNN because CNN don't realize they think CNN are all ABC, can't wait for Disney World to build The Park
Justin Gonzalez
didn't we already do this with googles and whatever the other thing was for kikes? Somehow it didn't stick.
Anthony Ramirez
Nikes is really good
Jonathan Anderson
This
Matthew Powell
Kek
Connor Carter
What is the answer to the Ben & Jerrys question
Easton Brooks
gas the cokes
Easton Wood
Nikes or cokes are the best two. Skypes was funny at the time but Skype is hardly relevant today. Googles for niggers is still gold so keep that.
Caleb Long
Googles should have been used for the googly-eyed gooks and such Bit late now obvs
Nathaniel Bell
>googly-eyed gooks They have slitty eyes, though
Ryan Miller
googly-eyed slits tbqh
Adrian Harris
tfw it looks like a coke but doesn't smell like a coke
Bentley Smith
I think Spics should be cokes... Because cocaine
Sebastian Barnes
Just create a word list and build a filter that automatically replaces everything you write for you, so you don't have to learn all the slang and terms and instantly can convert it.
Jace Ortiz
Kikes are Nikes and spics are Cokes.
Logan Wright
Googles tongue my Yahoo.
Michael Harris
NPC = Apple, apples. (better word than sheep. And targeted at a large company)
Sjw = Greenpeace (because they are faggots and bassicly pre-sjw
Left = mom (symbolic for feelings, the feminine)
Right = dad (symbolic for logic and male traits)
The key here is to term all the words in a sense that has an equal value I'm symbolism, so ramp up the weaponized autism people, we got an internet to save here
David Smith
No, nigs should be Nikes because... Well Nikes. Kikes should be something money related like Banks or Loans.
Jayden Stewart
Skypes. It was fun for a while but then eventually died like most memes. Though the leftists posting news articles about ebil racists was pretty good.
Blake Hughes
Nike is a scummy exploitative company, remind you of anyone? Niggers are Googles.
Hudson Howard
Fair.
Levi Gutierrez
> not making nikes - *ikes > not making STARbucks also - *ikes fucking anglo
Isaiah Miller
I like the idea of this. Bump for interest. If they call you racist claim you are a Jew.
Adam Davis
You know, today, 5 November 2108, Cheshvan 27 by Jew counting, is the anniversary of the day God gave the rainbow as a token of His covenant not to destroy creation with another flood.
Happy Rainbow Day Jow Forums!
Don't let the sodomites keep flaunting it.
To be safe for all eternity: A: Admit that you are a sinner, who violates the Will of God, and that you need a Saviour. B: Believe that Jesus Christ, Son of God & Messiah, died for you sins and rose again, as prophesied and recorded in the Word of God. C: Call on His name, ask Him to save you, and confess that He is Lord.
Some resources that may help: TTB.org has a verse by verse Bible Study for download or daily listening. Chuck Missler’s Learn the Bible in 24 Hours (youtu.be/PZ3hESj__M8) Robert Breaker’s Bible Study and Topical Sermons (youtu.be/H124iZiyGUs)
yeah but OP tweets excessively , might say he has twitter tendencies, probably wears lace panties
Parker Parker
and trannies
Bentley Morgan
nike, please, googles are all googles, its obv: brin, page, sandberg even itzhak perlman made a jewk about jewgling for info to look up another jew's address...
I'm working on an overall summary/shareable image for this plan
Noah Torres
Maybe roasties could be Alexas for Amazon Alexa.
Brayden Rogers
Kikes = Amazon Kindles
Connor Cooper
Just make it as allegorical and abstract as possible. Shouldn't have one-step metaphors. >we masons now
Isaiah Murphy
Ok so far I have: niggers = Nike faggots = Youtube kikes = starbucks spics = Goldman Sachs chinks = Youtube landwhales/hamplanets = ben & jerry's rapefugees = Facebook Trannies = Twitters Roasties = Amazon Donald Trump = Disney Does anyone want to add anything?
Hunter James
nah, keep it one big brand for one naughty word we want to piss off the largest possible ammount of influencial gigants
one of them wanted to bring our meme farms to ruin - we shall fuck with all of them.. they will bring the "righteous kid" back in line
Gabriel Nguyen
leaf i am going to hunt you down if you dont add to that list our special star$ fellow whuite people
We really need to keep Goldman Sachs from coming over here. I think the biggest problem is Amazon. Disney needs to do something about Facebook, which is utilized too heavily by Starbucks as it is.
Daniel Taylor
Kikes should be Nikes because it rhymes. Niggers are Googles, they have been for ages. Please do not change that
Dominic King
ok bb
Liam Lewis
Thank you fren
Robert Carter
gas the starbucks,
David Barnes
Updated list: niggers = googles faggots = Youtube kikes = nikes spics = starbucks chinks = apple landwhales/hamplanets = ben & jerry's rapefugees = Facebook Trannies = Twitters Roasties = Amazon Donald Trump = Disney All good you nikes?
Nathaniel Lewis
i am sorry i see that you already added them
I also thought that addidas sound a little like a din du's but i havent interacted with people much lately, is addidas still a thing?
Brayden Gomez
Are you pronouncing "nike" as the brand (nai-kee) or like kike (nai-k)?
Alexander Flores
Pepco = paki
Blake Ross
There are a number of different ways to determine whether or not someone is a Nike, even if you don't know or can't tell by the name. First, look at the individual. Starbucks usually look like rats. If they're smiling, they'll look like smiling rats. If they're not smiling, they'll look like miserable rats. Also look at the individuals body. Starbucks usually have misshapen or deformed bodies. This is why you've rarely seen a Nike athlete. Also look for symptoms of sickness or disease. As Jackie Mason the Starbucks comedian once said "oy hev neva mit ah compleetly helty Nike." [Transalation: I have never met a completely healthy Nike.] Starbucks are very slovenly, unhealthy and immoral. Uncontrollable facial twitches are farely common among Starbucks and easy to spot. If you get close enough you may be able to smell the Nike. Starbucks have a really foul offensive body odor, quite often under a layer of stale cologne. This is especially pronounced among kosher Starbucks because they are forbidden to use soap. Kosher food also has a sickening smell. You can familiarize yourself with this smell by taking a walk near a Nike household during the dinner hour and getting a whiff of kosher food cooking. Right away you will notice a similarity to the smell of dog food or burnt flesh. It is a nauseating odor. This is why you've never seen a Starbucks restaurant. This test should be approached cautiously as over exposure to the smell of kosher food will induse vomiting in a gentile.
Jonathan Evans
Left = Mom Right = Dad Blacks = Nikes Jews = Google Immigrants/Hispanics = Starbucks Gay/Trans = Twitter Whites = New Balance Normies/NPCs= Apple Feminist/SJW's = Amazon Donald Trump = Disney Day of the rope = Father's day
I put Jews as Google because the biggest problem company should be the most bannable and taboo group to talk about openly.
Oliver Russell
Next, listen to the individual. Starbucks have really slimy scummy sounding voices and usually speak with an annoying nasal whine. (Sometimes saliva will drip out from the corner of a Nike's mouth while they speak so keep looking as well.) They'll usually speak in a provocative and inquisitive manner and then pleasantly ofer assistance or a referel to another Nike. They will always be ambiguous or deceitful about their own affairs. They will never say anything good about a gentile. Their Starbucks Talmud commands them "A Nike should not say anything favorable about a non-Nike." This anomoly will be especially noticeable when you here the Nike apeak about a gentile that you know to be a good person. Anything or anyone that is not Starbucks they will constantly try to silence, slander, sue or slaughter. You might catch the individual off guard with some humor. Try saying something like "Hey, what's the difference between a Nike and a pizza?" Wait for the individual to ask what and then reply "About ten minutes." If the individual does not laugh, they're either a Nike or a christian t.v. zombie and should be avoided in either case. If you are still uncertain whether or not the individual is a Nike, you will have to decide according to your own circumstances whether any potential benefit you may derive is worth the risk of infection. Good luck and stay healthy. Sincerely yours, Dr. WIlliam Z. Whiteman National Agency for Starbucks Identification
William Gomez
I just got a pair of 990s. Are new balance bad? They are the most comfy shoes I've ever owned.
Ryder James
Most if the words are cognates
Caleb Reed
no, they're good actually
Luis Hughes
“Google” has been used for nogs for years
Henry Carter
Why not do Disney characters? Tiggers = niggers Piglets = niglets Poohs = poos Eeyores = jews Rabbits = faggots Kangas = roasties
Benjamin Morales
What's best about this is even if they catch onto the plan there is no way to stop it besides changing their brand's names or making the names bannable. In a way it works like a boycott.
Zachary Hernandez
>almost 2019 >Desperate brainless """right-wing""" idiots still cannot cope with the idea of property rights and private discrimination
