REDPILL ME ON MASTURBATION SO HARD THAT I'LL NEVER DARE TO TOUCH MY DICK AGAIN

This redpill britbong convinced me and saved my life

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Porn is absolutely terrible for your brain, more so than sugar, caffeine and marijuana induced high combined. Masturbation can be just as bad even by itself. Don’t quit for the sake of quitting but rather what it does for you. Semen retention increases testosterone and improves upon mineral uptake. The blood brain barrier absorbs fats much more when semen is not often wasted. This leads to clarity and lessens feelings of depression, sometimes eliminating it entirely. Masturbation can be used as a crutch in order to fulfill the hole a lack of socializing that humans need to function properly. Masturbation over time is actually bad for the prostrate, not good.

Just cut your penis off.

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Last night I had my first wet dream in years and it mostly involved kissing/making out. I don't even care about penis in vagina that much anymore it's more about making out and heavy petting that gets me off, probably because I haven't done it in a long time and masturbation cannot replicate that feeling of being touched and kissing.

Wtf are the xenoesteogens making me a tranny or something?

If you never started jerking off at a young age, that prostate cancer risk wouldn't have increased.

Use a shower head massager so you aren’t actually touching your own dick better than a blowjob once you get the hang of it

Before you unzip think of all the exercise you could do lifting weights instead of fapping

Thread of nonutnovember deleted fo fast that I wasn't able to answer about destroydickdecember post.
The question is: what actually going to happen with human's organism in the last challenge?
Some kind of exhaustion? Inflammation of prostate?
Maybe both?

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>Wtf are the xenoesteogens making me a tranny or something?
Yes sweetie they are. Just go with it. Dressing up sexy is fun!

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>imagine asking help to be redpilled on watchign other men fuck women you're sexually interested in

Masturbation is when a guy's hand jerks you off, miss me with that gay shit

Nice bro-tip, thanks mang

Masturbation isn't bad, porn is.
The fact that we can all have instant, free access to the most niche, fucked up shit is what has damaged our sexual culture.

Oh fuck.

Infection/inflammation of the prostate can be a thing if clean water and food is hard to come by. Oh by last challenge you meant December, I thought you meant after global thermonuclear war... ;)

masturbation is a product of lack of self control
if you are an Alpha Male you will have a female who pleasures you at your will
If you are a beta cuck you will pleasure yourself, and you will do it in shame, disgusting filthy shame.
Alpha Chads never feel shame after fucking their female counterparts, only pure bliss, something baters will never know. Hopefully you don't end up like one of those faggots who fuck a flashlight or half a torso, good luck user, also remember Alpha males need a good counterpart, our weaknesses are their strengths

>he doesn’t put ankle weights on wrist and hang 1 plate off his erection while jerking off
DYEL MANO

Nah dude I'll never wear chick shit. I'd overdose on estradiol before putting on a dress. You're all traitors.

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What if it's Felipe?

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still a faggot

dont ejaculate, if you do, use the buddhist method to hold in your vital material. its a big drain to make such a complex thing as semen.
porn is worthless. and if you've been a chronic masturbator, dont just immediately stop. your body likely doesnt know how to rid itself of excess fluid through wet dreams and the buildup can kill a man.
seriously, look into the buddhist method.

Tape a picture of Al Goldstein to the bottom of your monitor, anytime you go to fap stare into his eyes and realize that your hurting yourself and the victims of the porn industry.

Give me source on this dude.

Attempting nofap during exam period is tough work.
Only lasted four days on first attempt.
Please pray for me.

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Get ready

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Fuck some hot sexy as fuck girls(prostitutes if you have to) then jerk off to them whenever you get the irresistible urge to jerk it. You will long for and work towards more real life sex.

Jerking to porn you open your mind up to anything the site advertises, such ad cuck fag shit, and that will influence your subconscious possibly leading to influencing your conscious mind.

Idk who he is, I'm sorry
Just some weak boi who knows his role in life

Kill all fags

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You're just lonely like all of us.

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>dont just immediately stop
It's like with drugs and necotine right?
You have to do that rare every time by extending periods.

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Sexual Puritanism is a distraction from real problems in your life.

cuck tier

of course is a cancuck

Some drugs are like that some aren't. Nicotine withdrawal can kill, in rare cases it can trigger colitis and lead to toxic megacolon. No joke, nicotine has a huge effect on the immune system. Also on memory.

what do the funny backwards letters say Ivan?

You all are such stick-in-the-muds. You should come on over to >>/d/ every now and then, there's bound to be something you like. You'll have fun~

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Imagine thinking this

Excessive masturbation and infatuation with porn is a distraction from real problems in your life.

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>ICQ
Holy fuck never thought I would see that again

Porn just needs to be illegal on the internet. It's not protected freeze peach, it's not educational, or a political or an artistic statement (although some delusional faggots might contest that), it's just degeneracy for the sake of commerce, and when it's free at the touch of your fingers on your phone/laptop it's just degeneracy for the sake of destroying society.

keep it legal in DVD/VHS form tho. if you want it so bad, you should have to walk into the shady back room of the video store and buy it from a clerk so they can see what you get down to, like the creepy weirdo you are.

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Keep distracting yourself with imaginations.

serious answer in pic related
tl;dr ejaculation tells your body you are procreating so it stops making you handsome snd aggressive.
You lose hair and ambition + feel sluggish all the time if you don’t practice semen retention.

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>Free speech and free information is only good when I say so.

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Your obsession with porn and sex stem from a real problem that you haven’t even begun to understand because you are too busy thinking about strategies to stop masturbating.

A lack of sexual puritanism in our (((modern))) world is one of the biggest problems

...

Кopoль и шyт - "King and the clown" is a russian rock band that was popular back in 2000s.
Becёлaя фepмa - "Fun farm" is a web game.

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Sound advice. But my statement is as true as yours.

LISTEN UP HULKSTER
I KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A HARD TIME, BUT YOU GOTTA STICK IT TO YOUR GUTS
YOUR BODY'S TIRED OF BEING TREATED LIKE A SEX TOY
IT WANTS TO BE FREE, BROTHER
IT WANTS TO GO OUTSIDE AND KILL SOME NIGGERS AND CLIMB ON TOP OF TREES AND HOUSES
YOU GOTTA FOLLOW YOUR BODY, BROTHER
KILL SOME NIGGERS, CLIMB SOME TREES, ENJOY YOUR SURROUNDINGS BROTHER
YOU DON'T NEED NO SISSY WANK STAINS ON YOUR HANDS
YOU GOT THE WHOLE WORLD, BROTHER
KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT, BROTHER
I KNOW YOU CAN FIX THIS

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On Jow Forums everyone is a faggot. So it means it is normal.

Next time you masturbate do it infront of a mirror and just look how pathetic you look.

Are you mentally impaired? How is loud moaning and squirting pussy informative in any way?

chronic masturbation is a problem.

That’s like saying a lack of skin is the problem a skinless man is having, while you should be asking yourself how did that man end up with no skin?

You are addressing a symptom not the root cause.

Last night I had a dream where I was having sex with this older woman. But she had a machine in her vagina designed to capture and then cut dicks off. I forget why but she threatened to do it to me and I was like DO IT BITCH. Fucking wierd.

Not as true. Mine is closer to the truth.

I have sex two three times a week and I still jerk off

1-3 times a week using only your imagination.

Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God. John 3:9

It is a symptom of a problem. Not the problem.

Day five for me. Since the five years I started i could only ever barely go three. Wake yourself up about the JQ and it becomes easier, porn becomes less desirable and eventually so does jerkin ur gerkin

pic fucking related stop wasting your energy you degenerates

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So what about "busting a nut"?
Stoping immediantly is unhealthy what do then?

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What about underneath the guy dancing?

40 year old scorpio here. I fapped to so much porn and fucked so many bitches my entire life up to now that I'm completey drained, like all my vital life energy is completely drained and I barely get by everyday.

The only thing that helps is when I No-Fap, I get back some of that vital energy

You want the real fapping redpill? Just fuck your gf/wife. If that's not an option
>dont do it more than 2x a week
>only use your memories or imagination. If you must use some type of visual, only use home made material/nudes sent to you by someone you're fucking
That's it. Theres a reason you'll end up having wet dreams if you stop coming, you need to empty the chamber some times. Plus not cumming is bad for your prostate. the whole reason nofap exists is a jewish ploy to make men end up getting prostate cancer.

Why does something need to have some arbitrary value to be protected speech?

Pic related is all OP needs to read.

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I just think about porn scenes I watched a million times. Is that ok too?

Упячкa is the thing that you don't have to touch.
Like seriously.
It's an ancient evil of russian part of the Internet.
Please don't.

the sexual chakra belongs to jupiter
if you hate messiah, don't ever touch
your dick again, he's the reason why
we have dicks, Glory to Zeus the
King of all Jews forever!

what are you talking about? you arent smart enough to talk in riddles, leaf. misinformation that has been heavily spread on the internet has convinced young men that there is nothing unhealthy about any amount of masturbation, either directly or through omission of the issues it can cause.
people even laughed at the 19th century comics detailing young men who masturbated constantly from the start of puberty and became physically weak because of it. it can have a devastating effect on development at that age.

>falling for jewish tricks this hard
Too bad Judaism forbids masturbation and the prostate cancer study recommends you fap 28 times a month and was done by Jewish scientists...

Didn't masturbate for more than an year .

Where's the huge dick I was waiting for?

I don't see how your statement that obsession with abstinence is an escape from one's issues, is any more true than my statement that excessive masturbation and infatuation with porn is an escape from one's issues. Both are extremes an individual can find themselves dealing with, and I'd say it's pretty telling that people find themselves falling prey to the detriments of the latter extreme, rather than the former.

I want to know Ivan!
also your language is based and redpilled

canuck - an = cuck

an alpha

cant be an alpha without the an

cant be alpha

canuck = cuck/ cant be alpha

an in necessary boys

Only chads gets the AN

He chopped it off and then an-heroed.

When jerk it, I think about the virginity's that I have taken, those firm young tight bodies with vise like holes.
Now that I'm married with 3 kids all I have left is a broken mommy hole, with a soft body, its okay, but not as good.

Did he actually kill himself?

No. But he will, soon.
45% of them do.

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One says the symptom is the problem while the other (mine) correctly identifies it as a symptom that should not be focused on if you want to get to the root cause.

hopefully

The problem is lack of goals and meaning in life. Without those, sex takes it’s place. Get those and the rest fall into place.

I am not speaking in riddles, you are just too stupid to not require spoon feeding.

You mean ejaculation. I have sex regularly and maybe masterbate 2-3 times a year.

can confirm
although, i dont feel like i have purpose, and i dont need sex
maybe im just mentally handicapped

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Being at peace with yourself through meditation and introspection can be just as good.

its not 'spoon feeding' dipshit its talking like a fucking person in real life, nobody wants to guess whether you were talking about generic NPC shit like "lack of goals and meaning" or retarded esoteric /x/ faggotry

>not using resistance bands while jerking it
pleb