What's your excuse for not moving to North Korea, Jow Forums?

You'll be given job,shelter,education for free
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Because they don't let people move there, retard, especially westerners.

No money

Also it all looks so fake and empty..

I don't wan't to be a filthy china toucher.

Not even the American defectors were allowed Korean women, they had to have japs and niggers kidnapped for them - North Koreans consider themselves a pure race, Kim Il-Sung claimed descendence from a group in 19th century Korea that chased off foreigners.

Arent those 2 white guys who were born and raised there married to korean women with kids now? Their parents were like POWs or something from the war and ended up banging local women who gave birth to them and they joined the party and had their own families. They blond and blue eyed I think.

American. Went last year the weekend following Trump's "fire and fury" (or "sea of fire") comments. Tour guide kept telling me I was like a "real Korean" and suggested I should stay, several times. Each time, I didn't know to laugh or be terrified. SPOOKY PLACE and people looked terrified of me and the guides.

>Arent those 2 white guys who were born and raised there married to korean women with kids now?
Would like to see some evidence of this, because the original defectors were refused original Korean women.

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Ok it was their dad who defected to NK in 1960's and they were born there.

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One is a captain in the NK army, mom is romanian. I cant find the video with their family.

I so want to see it. I'm a socal surfer, so I don't think anyone will be confusing me. I just want to see how surreal it is.

>I cant find the video with their family.
Gurantee you they either date the offspring of the other 60s defectors or something was arranged with non-korean women, they would never defile their own.

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probably yeah

>her family sent her back to north korea

holy shit haha wtf

>hitomi soga

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You realize race mixing is illegal in norkland

No, their mother was a Romanian immigrant

>You'll be given job,shelter,education for free
No you won't. It's only for koreans, like it should be.

>tfw just thought of perfect plan to lose my virginity
>tfw I will steal a plane and crash it into a NKorean ricefield
>tfw Kim Jong Un will abduct a woman and give her as a waifu to me
>tfw I will sex her

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If you're referring to Dresnok's sons they're probably bachelor since they're both in the military at the moment