How does a neet re-enter American society?

You just don't. waste of time. let it collapse

Jump out the window. It is a secret doorway.

Only job I want wouldn’t hire me over someone they can control and manipulate. Plus I’m not working my why from the bottom doing stupid shit for 20. When I finalize my lawsuit I’m leaving the United States anyway

Monday anons are smarter and more insightful. everyone knows that

You could always sell your ass

There will be a recession in 2020, and drumpf will bankrupt America by running a higher deficit due to his tax cut policies. Also, Automation will cause 60% unemployment in the next decade. So my advice to you is to stay NEET and support the UBI.

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Alright my sweet bro, I'm pointing you to the best resume tips I know:

A resume has one purpose - one very very important purpose - to get us through the hiring funnel and land a job interview. And to do that important job really well, we need to understand the 'hiring funnel'.

The 'hiring funnel' is made up of five gatekeepers:
1. The ATS - automated system that processes your resume. (100 Resumes)
2. The Recuriter - specializes in hiring. (70 Resumes)
3. The HR Generalist - looking for 'culture fit'. (30 Resumes)
4. The Hiring Manager - probably your line manager. (25 Resumes)

The *perfect* resume one which handles all of the gatekeepers. How? That's simple:
1. For the ATS, ensure the resume has the correct keywords. Do not paraphrase keywords because most systems only do a literal search. It is best to include keywords in the text of the resume and not a separate 'keyword' section.
2. For the Recuiter, must highlight the exact job title. This, along with keywords from the job posting, gives the resume a huge boost in the recruiter's eyes. Do not assume the recruiter can match 'front-end developer' to 'AngularJS developer'.
3. For the Hiring Manager two things are important - your personal work and your opinions. Describe your experience with the toolchain and frameworks and it will go a long way to making you stand out. Do this at the beginning of the resume so it is sure to be read.
4. For the Interviewing Coworkers, put in some of your mildly controversial opinions about your field. This will give them something to talk about and allow them to discover they would enjoy working with you.
5. Keep it short. The resume is will be one in 20 on the hiring manager's desk and 50% of the time she will scan only the first half of the first page.

That's it.

Someone posted this yesterday. It has some good advice. Basically, you have to fish for contacts from people you know because it's almost impossible to get a job off of online postings (since hundreds of people apply to each job posting)

youtu.be/gSEx9dS9e6A

Here are those tips to make a sample software developer resume. I know you will say you're not a software developer, but try to use some lateral thinking and see how it can apply to whatever you want to get into.
slideshare.net/perlcareers/how-to-write-a-developer-cvrsum-that-will-get-you-hired

Probably not on finding a job. Better to wait for the 5pm crowd, op.

No one is going to hire you, bootcamp baby.

cool

I was a neet for 5 years.

Made up a bunch of references. Bought a bunch of burner pre-paid phones so I'd have local numbers, hooked those numbers up to skype accounts, used skype voice changer pro and pretended to be different people.

Got a job in a week.

NEEAT

Uber

kek. what did you put for work or education history? I think that's the biggest mental hurdle for 25-35yo neets. they wallow is self-doubt that their app/resume will be laughed at for lack of recent experience or academics

How does driving cars for $10/hour help you pursue a career or further yourself? It's a gig, won't net you health care, or much money, or education/training, or even professional references.

You will be working within a few days. If you were a NEET and have no social skills you will get over it real quick.

>How do I get a job?
>Here like this
>How does having a job help me have a job?
Not sure what you're looking for here, bud. Good luck.

How does working a job I feel is beneath me help prove my future worth as an employee?

The cunt probably expects to get a job as Head of Technology at IBM with zero experience of any work.

It shows an attitude of wanting to work, something which employers, for some reason, take great stock in.

You need to rewire your brain. Start working out, reading books like how to influence people and form relationships, learn a fucking trade or go take classes like wood working, motorcycle building, place where you can form bonds, dont say stupid autistic shit to others by learning to be mostly quiet and keeping things to yourself while learning W.B. Yeates quotes you can drop when it is time for you to say something, that way people think you're wise AF. Do cardio, books on tape, mountain biking, and cut all onions products, reverse osmosis filter, supplements, and all of this will rewire you to at least be a functional autist

Amazon. $15 an hour and they are hiring literally anybody.

Be a picker and you don't have to talk to anyone ever.

It was a joke

My apologies, old chum, it can be somewhat difficult to tell the difference between those who are joshing, and those who are almost beyond salvation.

I firmly believe any younglings with any sense of work ethic will make their way up in a company, quickly. The younglings I work with are mostly entitled, welfare recipients, who literally report management to HR for trying to train them.

Good stuff but what does this mean
>and cut all onions products
Are you saying not to eat onions or am i a retarded newfag

Position was as a limo driver for a high end company.

Put all of my work experience as a nearby city so the people hiring wouldn't personally know anyone. I put that I worked for a carrier company for 3 years that had actually gone out of business in 2016 and that I was currently employed at a 5 star hotel as a guest service agent / driver. Only stating I was moving jobs to be in the city I had always lived in.

With $50 in burner phones, prepaid cards and software, I gave myself a spotless work history and started with a $50k/year.

Also made up some volunteer work but said "can get contact information upon request". No one ever bothered.

And I've been at it 3 years now without issue.

Make cute Communist anime
youtu.be/ZCDFbQtcbzs

>Are you saying not to eat onions or am i a retarded newfag

s o y, stupid mods on pol/ change the word s o y into "onions" for some stupid reason. Try it.

Also the supplements that helped me with autism is Iodine, Probiotics, reverse osmosis filter, multi-vitamin, lots of Vitamin C, L-Theanine, Intellect tree seeds, and Phenibut has been a Godsend with sociability

>don’t eat onions
Where did this meme come from. Onions is life: onions is power.

uber is a gig, not a real job/career

Nice. Will they pay for neets to finish college after certain amount of months?

You're lucky they didn't do a background check. Every job I've interviewed for has done a background check, so they would know if I lied about work history

Will shale companies legit pay neets crazy $ to relocate and work in the middle of nowhere?

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-06-06/shale-country-dangles-100-pay-raises-as-labor-market-runs-dry

>Where did this meme come from. Onions is life: onions is power.

try and reply "s o y boy" but without the spaces in the word s o y and see what happens

I think limo drivers will hire anyone with a clean criminal record, drug free, no DUIs

It tends to attract a lot of degenerates who can't be trusted, drink & drive, etc.

UPS will hire anyone with a pulse right now

Are there any programs for neets to finish their college degree? I have 2yrs of college and no way to afford finishing. If I had it paid for I could finish quick as hell