Repent

>your politicians did something bad haha, now check your demographics. guess YOU'RE the nigger hahaha

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"Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." Denying the lord can be forgiven. Peter had done it and was restored. "I can do all things through Christ" That is why I pray for you.

i knew him he was pretty cool

Your god doesn't exist

>That is why I pray for you.
But I didn't blaspheme against The Lord, I blasphemed against the Holy Spirit (fuck that arsehole!)

The holy spirit IS god

"One of the most convincing statements in the Bible about the Holy Spirit being God is found in Acts 5. When Ananias lied about the price of a piece of property, Peter said that Satan had filled Ananias’s heart to “lie to the Holy Spirit” (Acts 5:3) and concluded by saying that Ananias had “lied to God” (verse 4). Peter’s words equate the Holy Spirit with God; he spoke as if the Spirit and God were one and the same."

>One of the most convincing statements in the Bible about the Holy Spirit being God is found in Acts 5
You know that Acts is a work of fiction, right...?

You know it's basically on the same level as The Book of Mormon, right...?

you would say the same about every other biblical book

>Oh dear
you got a loiscense for that AIDS?

I'm confused oh great one. When you repent do you:
>Get all happy and aloof and let God run the hunky-dory shit show?
>Get pissed off, train, organize and ready to burn the world to the ground?

You got nothin' better to do with yo life than sit around and wait for Jesus to fall out the sky?

have fun in Hell, user
after a few thousands years of misery in the absence of God, I wonder if you'll feel like an absolute retard for blaspheming the Holy Spirit just to be le edgy troll on an anonymous shitposting board

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>you would say the same about every other biblical book
Nope, I'm fairly convinced of the authenticity of Deuteronomy and the seven Pauline epistles

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I can’t believe this unrespectable person is elementary school principal.

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>I wonder if you'll feel like an absolute retard for blaspheming the Holy Spirit just to be le edgy troll on an anonymous shitposting board
Do you know what keeps me awake at night, user?

It's not Yahweh and his fictional army of angels. Nope, it's terror of feeling the wrath of the Polynesian god Lono.

wow haha good one, user, that's super original, and you even posted the meme about it a couple comments up! gee you really showed me, user, you truly are the superior intellect

Youre preaching to the choir buddy.

oh wow it wasnt even you that posted the meme, you just used someone else's post as an argument
holy shit lmfao what a retard

>Faces Of S O Y

Looks like he's holding a giant SIM card from the thumbnail.

>frothing at the mouth
>even more frothing at the mouth

Wow, someone's been triggered hard

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