Jim Carrey on suicide watch

because dems beat off to muh blue texas fantasies.

I am typing Onions. I swear
S o y

No idea. But it was important enough that these international kikes spent $70 million on it.

stop watching him and let him suicide

that image gives me comfort

Remember when Jim Carey gave his gf multiple studs and she killed herself because of it?

WTF why does it change after captcha
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Dems want blue Texas like they want an 11 inch dragon dildo.

>Vampire are dead, and everybody knows the i think i might owe ted cruz an apology

Jim Carrey is THE reason why some of my normie leftist friends moved far-left. I hate that cancerous piece of shit, always been a fruit who makes fucking stupid faces to be funny.

Ifs so easy to spot newnigs because of that word filter

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just stop

>Beto
Cruz shouldn't be buying into that guy's fantasy of being Hispanic.

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i think i owe ted cruz an apology

Is Ted Cruz threatening all Democrat voters with death? I think i got it right here, how else can anyone read this. Oh lol, wait till i write an article for Huffpost, it should take me just 10 minutes till its up.

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Blue Texas has been a Democrat dream for decades.

Thanks fren I am raging. It looks right when I post. Filter by Jow Forums?

live by the onions die by the onions

>Canadian famous for singing out of his asshole has opinion on politics

Let it all burn.

Carrey went crazy after his gf's death, he's dissociated as fuck check out his recent appearances

reasonable kek, nice one zodiac

kill yourself newfag

Blue Texas=cripples republicucks for all time. If you can’t hold onto Texas what can you? It would be insanely demoralizing, a lot of republicucks masturbate to how awesome Texas is, if it gets cucked out from under them they’d be on suicide watch for literal decades.

Fuck me for getting a job and going to chan on break. Better stay in the basement with mom and drink my onions s o y

Its a word filter, you gaylord.

He's been subtly threatening them for a while now

twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1057703421778845696

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Beta's plan is to lose as a leftist and then run for prez in 2020 as a principled dem.

U heard it here first.

Ted Cruz is a fake pussy, how can any Texan defend a Canadian, Cuban with a fake name who tongue punches the fart box of a guy who insults his wife and dad. I’ve seen Texans draw guns for less than that

Just sthap!

that's not how you write onions

Canada, please take this useless faggot back

how fucking new are you

Do you really not get the joke?

now, is there a difference between dead and undead?

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THE BEST PART OF TOFU IS THE ONIONS

It's not Apple you tard.

Someone tell Ted to lose the "..." that's so 2016.
Otherwise,

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what are the polls looking like atm?

The Canadians had such a success subverting US culture with SNL, they doubled down on an network Canadian Central.

It's Tehas, what are you asking about?

No, his syphilis has reached the final stages where it’s eating his brain away.
....and they’re applauding it.

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Is beto going to win or not?

its at 98% u idiot

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The article is a couple months old, stupid asshole
rottentomatoes.com/m/dark_crimes/

If the Democrats take over Texas like they did to California then we're fucked.

Isn't Jim Carrey Canadian? Why is this foreign power meddling in our election?

I guess it's possible that the CA faggots flooding Fort Worth and Houston could successfully stuff the ballot boxes, but I sincerely doubt it. Texas wants higher taxes, more gibs programs, more immigrant adjustment issues, fewer Christian neighbors imported, and to give up their firearms?
Jewlywood really over-estimates their value vs freedom and the Texas way of life.

Better that than a Democrat. Hasn’t been a good Democratic politician in Texas since the day LBJ has JFK shot.

are you jewish?

if it went from 0% to 98% somethings very very fishy. hmmmmm. i suspect sock accounts

If he is a Canadian citizen, there might be something worth looking at if he got paid anywhere to speak against a US politician.

God tier b8 user

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Hello newfriend! Welcome to Jow Forums!
Things work differently here than they do on rebbit!

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nope

Get out of here and never come back.

CRUZ2024

They are still moving out to Texas, huh? My family gave up on Austin and moved out of there in 2006, Dad said "it will never be Austin again."

Lol

You need to lurk for at least 6 months before posting so shit like this doesn’t happen.

Between the imports and the socialists fleeing the shit they voted to create in CA, yea, it's getting interesting.
I'd say go out and vote if you're in Texas, don't leave it to chance.

Jim was a broken narcissist long before Trump ran.
Facts do not apply to lefties logic or actions.

Someone tweet this image at them

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It's the equivalent to the dems losing California, they would be ruined with a red California with 55+ electoral points

How long before he shaves his head and is found dead, full of fentanyl, with a belt around his neck and his cock in his hands?

The ABSOLUTE UNIT

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> not onions posting from an Onion phone

Fug.

Söy

LUL JIM CAREY FUNNY MAN FORGET THAT, BIGOT

Hello strange Finnish Man! STFU please!
Rahu

You need to go back, faggot

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What's wrong with onions? Are they full of sѹ or something?

Why does a Canadian care so much about an Irishman larping as a Mexican in Texas?

I have been a Texan my whole life. You are completely underestimating the demographic changes this state has seen in the last few decades. The image of the freedom-loving, self-reliant, confident Texan is miles away from the reality of any major Texas city. This state has been thoroughly and completely browned. Voter apathy among the urban population is the only thing allowing the Republicans to hang on.

which one

Jim Carey is one of the biggest jewlywood faggots, and that’s quite a statement

>the dead vote Democrat
Hearty kek

My guess is if they make Texas blue they will try and flood it with border hoppers with all kinds of "sanctuary" laws.

The mods love onions more than they love onions.

I thought the vampires are undead.

>estonia man

For this guy
Try O N I O N S

Jim Carrey called him a vampire for some reason.... hmm...
What could that be?

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Kek

Jim carry, but the rest of them can go too now that I think of it.

Nah. Fuck apple, you need to dl webms in order to watch them.
Fuck your gay phone.

Why would anyone care what Carrey says? He’s insane.

>Gave his gf an STD, which that and abusive behavior led her to kill herself
>Starred in Kickass 2, then tells everyone to go watch it after collecting the paycheck
>That entire surreal interview with Norm