Mysterious interstellar object could be 'lightsail' sent from another civilization

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could be a fucking rock.

Suns gravity slingshotted it?

Im not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
Bitch comes from another solar system and does a tight grav assist on the earth? GO FUCK YOURSELVES

They are not talking about the slingshot effect. They are talking about other forces. The natural explanation for the type of movement they saw would be gas discharge from solar heating of ice on it, as the acceleration happened at a time when they expected it to slow down. So yes there are many other explanations of it's movement other than being artificial, but your explanation is most certainly not it.

Pro tip: Battlestars are real.

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Yes, for a close fly by of the earth.

It's the reptilians preparing to invade.

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Cloaking devices are canon to BSG! I can see ribs, and letters. That's not a cloud.

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I highly doubt it, but we could use a real unifier right now

gibs me dat immortal space magic

>GTFO space niggers

RAMA

the reptilians have been here for thousands of years, retard

Seeing as it just passed by, it wasn't meant for us.

It's the Finns from Suomi Prime coming to see how their Earth Colony is doing.

They're going to be disappoint.

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Is that a giant turd?

Are we being invaded by space indians?

When a UAV flys over a spot to take pictures, it wasn't meant for that site since it didn't stop there?

What a minute, almost Satan. Maybe we could have them take the blacks and Jews off our hands in exchange for a place to stay? An exchange program.

>Giant rock spotted in space
>What could this mysterious object be?

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Why would they suggest lightsail when it clearly wasnt, unless it dumped a bunch of cubesats on us and they recently found some?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LightSail
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CubeSat

but what about the Van Allen radiation belts?

I for one welcome our new ayylmao overlords.

It's just a space rock. You know, like a giant rock, in space.

Seriously though it was spinning out of control for millions of years.

It might be a derelict, but hell it would be proof that something's out there.

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Podesta's party van
Even they got tired of his pedo lies and took him away

>first object ever confirmed to come from another solar system
>im too smart for all of you npc's, im the only one capable of thought

>(((it's just a space rock goy)))

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fug

I'm so hard right now

My type of guy right here

project blue beans

what the hell do you mean first object to come from another solar system what about comets and asteroids and bullshit like that bro? I need a QRD on space shit

i was actually hoping it was another dryas asteroid like the one that hit saginaw bay in 11,800 BC and wiped out most of humanity.

We live in flyover space.

That's pretty much what we can gather from this.

That is not how they travel. Look, location is a property of an object, and the advanced civilization simply manipulate that property to instantly change location. Well, that is the way interstellar travel works at least, it's quite different for shorter distances.

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Those things orbit the sun. This thing doesn't

Unfortunately it’s almost certainly nothing. Nothing ever happens, get used to it pal. No ayy lmaos are gonna show up here.

Lel

What's with the (((artist's renditions)))
did we get a real snap of it?
the spaceniggers don't need to send a star destroyer to scout, my bro
our system has its own asteroid belt and occasionally shit gets pinged out of it and ends up with wacky orbits

click the link retard

though the study has a point, it's prob from a collision or some other space thing than artificial

if something is out there, do you really think it's going to change your miserable existence whatsoever?
this is why when i ran freight into area 51, i didn't give a fuck about anything but the check clearing.

did it changed trajectory or not

Ewww edge lord !
Btw Atheism is not edgy any more KYS !

Top kek

It was a missile intended to wipe us out.

Shot and a miss.

we have Never been in space user read up

You mom's vagina.

there's no such thing as up user

You don't know the half of it.

"It's mostly PF Chang's."

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You can't /thread yourself newfag

Its vast and shit probably doesn't come whizzing through very often, but we don't really know because we've only been looking for a little while.
Asteroids and comets are all part of our solar system. I'm counting the oort cloud as part of the solar system.

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like moon landings , Koramanov was the only cinder block to go into space

>change the history of humanity forever
So it is a time traveling reverse speed of light-sail? Or did you mean change the future of humanity? Unless we stole it and gained knowledge or it sent us tech then we gain nothing from it since we already know there has to be life out there and we know how to build lightsails.
insert we'refullspaceniggers.gif

Looks like a rock

Looks like a rock to me.

i see

>Be Space Finns
>Find a nice, habitable place for your peoples
>Too damned cold for the primitive humans
>But its shorts weather for your kind
>Expect your colony to thrive and dominate the planet eventually
>Fast forward a few thousand years
>Time to check on the colony
>Send message: "Greetings, fellow Finns."
>Reply: "BEINS! EBIN!"
>wut.jpg
>The most famous Finnish thing is a hydraulic press
>Say to Commander of Mission, "Welp, we can write this one off."

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BREAKING DEMOJEWS TRYING TO HACK THE ELECTION

I was under the thought that usually civs that have reached the hivemind mass consciousness we are I, etc move through thought in time/space rather then space/time. And any "ships" are projected thoughtforms. Mostly used for "advertising" when they get permission or slip past the quarantine around our sphere. You know, law of confusion they all adhere to so strongly.

supossedly it comes from vega. 300000 years ago.

That's a rock, bros.

Or it's a rock. Its probably a rock

>mysterious cgi
Whew

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He finished that series exceedingly poorly, bitter dying atheists should not write about god.

> Mysterious space rock could be ‘rock’ from outer space

Sun: Fuck i missed

It's a rock.

>fuck this shit I'm out

nbcnews.com/mach/science/scientists-say-mysterious-oumuamua-object-could-be-alien-spacecraft-ncna931381

Cool

I heard this planetary-sized dildo was heading for Uranus.

I fucking hate this new naming scheme of using Hawaiian words, or who the fuck knows what, on new objects. Greek and Roman mythologies are infinitely better than everything shitskins ever came up with.

We only detected it once it was already on its way out of the Solar System. There's no telling if it made any course corrections before that.

>Giant rock not of our system spotted
>What could this mysterious object be?
A rock is still a rock.

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we live in a giant egg 3 light years in diameter. the sun is the yolk.

Yeah that picture is cgi guys
Here’s the actual picture of the outer space rock, colors adjusted to depict how it would look to the human eye.

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subtly redpilled though since it's basically just calling all their shitty weird languages alien

Why don’t we just send a probe?

>sub-light speed object could be from a civilization that certainly no longer exists, or would pre-date the existence of the Universe

its a chunk of rock

people are borderline illiterate these days or they'd realize that all these hard hitting factual reports AND the ufo crazies bullshit are all based on Arthur C. (for Child molestor) Clarke books.
>Rendezvous with Rama

Well, be come an astronomer and discover shit and name it after shit in Kalevala. Problem solved.

we should live so long

the fuck is a lightsail?

I guess you must be the expert in the beings we have never seen

Hawaiians do have a beautiful culture though, I will admit

How could it be using a functional solar sail and also rotating end over end. That doesn't make sense to me. Maybe the offgassing explanation is more parsimonious.

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Do I need to do everything myself to stop white culture from going to shit?

Nigeria (country, not continent) alone is supposed to have 910 millions by 2100/or/2050

are we the zergs?

>Acient Finn wizard squats in a forest on Suomi Prime, sniffs a pinecone and declares that he will fly a rock to another star.
That cost me 9 fucking captchas. 9. Jesus.

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its a rock that looks like a boat

and they dont spurg out about isms