Military, report

Branch, political side, how often you shitpost on duty.

t. Doing it right now

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USAF, MAGA, all day

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veteran of the 2016 meme war, MAGA, all day every day.

Space Force, MAGA, never stopped once!

Isn't this against opsec to answer? Not milliary btw

you should be guarding those jewish poppy fields so you can keep the goyim back home nice and docile, you glorified welfare queen

marines
general mattis here
shitpost all day between hugging my daki

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May I ask you a question ? I plan on joining the french NBC regiment after my bachelor degree in chemistry. Is it a good choice according to you military ?

>uses terms like “opsec”
>heh not military guys heh
Go play some more COD, faggot.

Army here. Fucking female NCOs is comfy and ez

civilian branch; kekestani shitpost infantry here. How many Jow Forumstards do you meet in the military? Few and far between?

And why are you trying to get millifags to partially dox their location?

Do you glow in the dark, OP?

Join the legion.

CoD Black Ops 4 has you equip "comsec" material. As someone who works with that stuff I had a huge laugh. It's not a secret, it can be found on Google.

>le die for Jews
>le welfare queen

Fuck off retard

Nah, I don't think I can fit there. Those are machines

Lmao some fag is going to fox the military and then what? You know other countries are already doing this right?

umm sweetie you the retard lol

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I don't play COD. I should have said persec I guess. Not trying to pretend I'm milliary.

No sarn't I'm not and don't sir. Please give me more tranny training sir!

Coast guard here, ready to inderdict migrants, shit post on duties that I can have my phone.

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I noped the fuck out of my reenlistment papers the day I had tranny sensitivity training or what ever it was called. We had one faggot in our copmany that was so happy they were having this shit, then got pissed because everyone else thought it was the most retarded thing ever.

We only had it because that fucker went up the chain and requested it after that one policy to allow them.

Haven't seen any trannies in the AF yet

>you know other militaries are doing this right.
So too are google and apple with their smart watches and exercise apps.

How is your work ?

Army has the worst and the best of everyone, except we're not all supermodels like the AF. Fuck AF women are hot.

Jidf, communist, 10am-2pm Mon-Thur sometimes Friday for OT pay

USN, libertarian, all the fucking time

t. Self hating autist in reactor

Love it, best job I've ever had

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>Military
Thats a funny way of spelling welfare

This seems like a nice job, anything I should be wary about ?

There are several. I worked with at least 3 FTMs.

I would have killed myself during basic that's why I didn't join btw

Military women. Stay away from them.

Difference is military actually does work unlike welfare queens. The saying used to be we get more done by 9 oclock than most people do in a day.

Your NIPR doesn't block Jow Forums?

>Military does work
Jesus Christ my sides

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>work
it's all useless busy work and you know it.

Why ? But I already heard it from some friends before.

And the military knows about it. Literally nobody cares.

3D0X2, AF
Help me I'm so fucking bored every day holy shit, at least I'm making a lot of money, so much so I have no idea what to do with it
Made SSgt recently yeet yeet

>one unit is the entire American military

Wow you really got me

My navy friend told me that there is a 2 year wait list for officers, is there a waitlist in the coast guard too?

>doing busy work
>being 300lbs laqueefa and jerome collecting welfare for their four kids

Can you learn me the different type of ammo ? (I can't find much detailled information with normal means here)

Alphabet agency reporting in. MAGA.
Shit post all day cause for one of me theres 2 leftists here spending time here and other places doing the same.
I see you Shona and Rich.

So what your saying is your even more retarded then the niggers, they don't have to dance for their cheque.

Don't they have a french Wikipedia? Learn cartridges there mate

USAF reporting in.
Prepared to die for our israeli brothers any day of the week.

Who will replace Mattis once he leaves?

An open letter to anyone who has ever served in the US military:

Please, shut the hell up.

You're not superior to people who never joined the armed forces. There are many civilians who serve their countries in ways just as noble and honorable as yours. And they're just as proud of their nation as you. The fact that they have never fired a weapon or gone on deployment does not make them inferior to you. And your training on an M-16 or six months spent humping around a desert doesn't give you the right to spend the next twenty years reminding everyone around you that they're all worthless and weak.

If I have to deal with another fucking security guard who gets paid minimum wage to drive a golf cart around a shopping mall but thinks he's some kind of superior ubermensch just because he's got USMC tattooed on his bicep, I'm gonna blow my top. Here's some advice for all of you in uniform right now: when you get out, just tell people, "I'm proud of the service I gave. It was a unique experience." not, "You'll never understand what is to serve, because you never had the courage to sign up." You, mister or miss ex-military, will never understand how insulting that is.

This goes double for ex-military types who live on a base and mouth off to the civilian sysadmin. If you want e-mail and Internet access and all that shit, you'd better not give the civilian in charge of those services a big fucking lecture about what a coward he is for getting an education in his youth instead of humping through the backwoods of Georgia for seven years. You'll get your ESPN live feed back when you stop acting like a fucking Neidermeyer.

Thank you, and good night.

and all 7 of you contribute nothing to society

Already did it, not much detailed informations there, only the basics.

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Ooops wrong flag, I will see myself out

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Good night good sir

If we go to war I am thinking about going for officer academy. I have good academic and leadership credentials, but fitness would need work.

When ypu fuck up this much

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fucking datamining threads....

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>Thank you, and good night.
It’s a little early for bed time no?

This post reeks of butthurt leftist.

>USAF
>lmfao I don't vote
>I wait til I'm home to shitpost

I get paid the same as you lol for less effort or care

Mattis here,
I’m confiscating all your chink phones. You will be issued devices only the NSA can track. If you faggots lose the new phone, it’s an automatic greyhound bus ride to Twentynine Palms. Get me?

Be adviced, the American tax payer will not be paying for your bus ticket.

Who keeps posting this copypasta?

Army, retired E-8, R, not often

Just watching the Trump rally with the little boneheads of /ptg/
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Fort Gordon AIT here, shitposting away

I was in IT and EWS, the useless work is reserved for grunts, and boots in TRADOC. We actually did do a lot of work, gotta get that porn and email working.

>once he leaves
There is no getting off this ride.

Well damn mate, there's loads of different cartridges and then even more variants of those cartridges. My only answer is to lurk around Jow Forums

Commander in chief of all military
MAGA baby
Shitpost bigly and often

Cyber MOS?

>nobody asks for base
>give base

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>not voting for Trump's agenda

absolutely cucked Jewish shill

It's way harder to get cg officer

Already doing it, anyway thanks for your answers.

Just voted red for the first time, Mr based God Emperor of the United States Roman Republic.

Keep up the historic bantz, sir! Most effective!

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If I gave a shit about money and effort I wouldn't be in the air force ya goofus.

Damn, cg looks real comfy too

25 series? Do they still have class at Dixon hall? Victory Barracks still a thing?

That ID tho

Phone posting isn’t NIPR

>waits til he gets home to shitpost

That's an affirmative dingo bongo

Former Army, right wing all the way

I would vote for a President Mattis.

And I'm so far left wing and liberal I make Hillary look good as a republican.

Considering joining the royal marines next year since I don't want to be a office drone software dev for my entire life plus there's a 0.1% chance any qt tradfu left in the uk will be interested in a man in this field (and I don't blame them) hmu with your anecdotes if you're out there

Coast guard, fuck you we have more fun

Do you get to fish much?

Yeah whenever were underway, we have a command that loves it.

Space Force, Primitive Anarcho Fascist Libertarian, Reptilians run the world.

Gulf War vet and currently a civilian contractor. Shit post the majority of my 12 hour shift, until I get zucced. The bonus of my job is getting to watch drone strikes from inside a SCIF. MAGA

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