Gibi advice pls

My mother is a whore.

She constantly tells my stepfather about all these guys she's dated, and was just talking about having a black ex boyfriend, then a native.

They're constantly threatening to kick me out, but I'm actually getting so tired of my whore mother. Wat do Jow Forums

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try telling her you are "disappointed" that she can't find a guy to settle with. Then start looking for a job, so you can support yourself when she eventually kicks you out.

I live in a town of 700. There's actually no jobs out here, and I don't have a car. Buses don't run out here. There's nothing. It's a barren wasteland.

find a job, support yourself, and ignore her for the rest of your life, just cut her right out of your life, and to rub salt into her wounds you need to be SUCCESSFUL, not a neet 20 hr a day on Jow Forums.
i mean organised, fit, wealthy, and so much so that you can look down your nose at her and your mere presents forces her to reflect on her bullshit from years ago, that she might start thinking that is not chad no.5's fault but hers that shes now a old used cat herder.

yes its petty, buts its the best motivator, dont do it for yourselve, because if you could in the first place you wouldnt be where you are now, do it to attack the person that you hate, no physically, but showing her that she was nothing but a weight that held you down.

Sounds like a good location to cook meth.

Sounds like you need to head to a major city then. That should be good adventure and experience for a young man. You don't want to be stuck in a tiny town, do you?

Head West or wherever you have dreamed of going. Try to do odd jobs in the neighborhood and save money like mowing lawns and such, or get your mom to give you 500 to 1000 dollars so you can move out to the city eventually. Also, go online, and look for girls who live in the city, and flirt with them, and befriend them. Maybe you can get one to let you stay at her place in the city while you look for work. My best friend, who is a handsome blonde guy, got a Canadian woman to fall for him and let him move in with her by romancing her all online and by phone, no joke.

Also, move user. Somewhere sunny with lots of services for homeless fags

Funny enough about asking my mother for money, is that her and my stepfather owe me about 1400 bucks, and refuse to pay. But ahh, I'll just suicide soon. Easiest solution.

Steal $1400 worth of pawnable goods and then buy a cheap bus ticket to anywhere.

go get a dna test. make sure youre not a mutt. kys if you are.

I'm pretty comfortable that I'm not a mutt. Either way, I'm definitely muh raycism.

Blue eyes, strong chin, non-nigger nose, pink nipples, etc

I gave you some good advice, and then you say "suicide". That is insulting to my good advice! Just know you will only be letting yourself down if you suicide. That is a coward's way out.

The easiest solution in life is usually the best one.

The easiest solution is for you to pack your shit and leave.

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Yeah, and live on the streets. You're a genius.

try shielding your house from microwave based mind control.

Nigger if you're a young able bodied man you can literally go to any populated area and people will help you find food, clothes, a place to sleep and a job.

join Army

no education :(

Also, sleeping on the streets isn't that bad as long as you have the proper sleeping gear for the weather. I recommend sleeping in bushes away from the city or if you're in the city, try to find rooftop access to sleep so you can be safer. Where I live theres like 3 different places offering breakfast, lunch and dinner if you're hungry.

You sound like you are a handsome guy...take advantage of it. Lots of thirsty girls out there. Don't be afraid of girls. They want you. You can use them to help you. They can let you stay with them while you look for work.

how shitty of a person are you that you have no friends? Just couch surf for a month, spend as little as possible and use your saved up money to either get a studio apartment or rent a room

Get a job and leave. That's what I'm planning to do and my mum doesn't bother me all that much.

Did you apply for FAFSA? The money you can get for school loans can help you pay for other things. Depending on your financial situation, you can get more than I did. I used to get enough money to pay for classes, and also get a $2000 check of left over money that I could use for whatever I wanted.

Yes you have to pay it back eventually, but this can be exactly what you need to get out on your own. If you can't travel to any college to take classes, you should be able to find an online college that can offer some certificates or other easy education to get a better job (or help you start your own company).

I don't have any friends to leech off of. Best case for me is to train hop desu. I have nobody in my life.

>She constantly tells my stepfather about all these guys she's dated

Haha, sounds like your step-dad and you should look into cucking. Seems to be up your alley.

I have to imagine that I'd at least need a GED to qualify.

Army will give ed

Join the coast Guard or some thing, whatever you can stomach that will get you somewhere.

>I can't because i have an excuse
HOW UNIQUE!

Why does your stepfather put up with her? She obviously doesn't respect him.

you sound like an insufferable downer of a human, you probably deserve this

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Does coast guard require education? Will legit join if not.

OP where do you live? I'll research your best options for travel and homeless services and create an itinerary for you to follow. You'll be independent and working towards a future in no time.

As other guys said, you can come up with a million excuses why you can't do something. Try coming up with a reason why you can do something, instead. You are acting like your own worst enemy. Stop feeling sorry for yourself. I had a tougher time than you did in my childhood, trust me. I never and have never given up, despite a lot of adversity.

Yep, but GED test is easy unless you are mentally fucking retarded. I spent months studying for my GED test and it was all a waste of time because of how easy that garbage is.

If you score well enough on GED, you can even qualify for scholarships

user. stop it you know where you are?
so faggot, If you ignore good adivces
you need anybody to tell you the truth: you are pathetic and weak!
your life is shit because you life in a shithole of 700 boring peoples with no experinec ein life. you don't know what out there.
so take your cohones, steal all the money from your fucking parents and make the best travel of your life, out of nowhere into a city to begin your life.
stupid user.

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Also, since his mom is a whore and he apparently never met his father, he should think about changing his last name to something Hispanic sounding and identify as such so he can take advantage of the gibs until he gets on his feet. Kek.

its time to man up and be a fucking alpha, its because guys like you the white man is going down. you need to be strong, independent and believe in yourself always looking for improving your skills and dont give a shit about stupid people

My mom told me about all the men who didn’t care about her who she slept with just to “prove” to me to have hope and how the “nice guy” like my dad always gets to settle down with some fucking hoe no matter how much of an absolute hoe she is

Needless to say it completely broke my mind and I’ll never trust a girl again especially considering my experiences with them have been pretty much the same (but on more of the positive end slightly)

Like she literally said “I fucked all these guys who don’t care about me but your dad is the winner because he kept me”

Was sickening. Modern women are sick

Army
Police academy
Or learn to program by yourself and work remotely
Or learn to knit and open a fucking etsy store
In today's world there's no excuse for having the internet, but having no income

Coast guard is really hard man. I’ve been in 2 branches, CG is honest to god the hardest one. They have -way- higher training standards, and they are literally constantly forcing you to get new certs nonstop and qualifications are literally never ending. It’s basically college nonstop. Join only if you want to be part of that legacy don’t join if you’re looking for an easy time. I’d unironically go back to the Corps if I had to pick which one were easier.

>In today's world there's no excuse for having the internet, but having no income
this, if you're really desperate shove shit up your ass for fags, if you're young you'll make good money off of perverts

Do you not have a high school education? Is that the problem?

Coast guard does occasionally put people without an associates on bottom tier. Also a lot of their rates require a good score, I know several people who only qualify for BM which is NOT what you want to do, and a lot of rates are closing for years at a time. ME in particular is closed for the like the next 5 fucking years. The list is closed and there’s still a 4+ year wait for that AFTER they open it back up.

Not even that
Just start a YouTube channel
If you have internet, and put 8 hours a day working on content/marketing, etc, you'll at least match minimum wage after a month or two.
Also amazon mechanical turks

Did you misquote?

Coast Guard is specialized. Go for Army or Air Force, or if you are really ambitious, the fuckin' Marines. They would whip you into shape and into a real man in no time, user.

Lol

Nope, no highschool for me friendo. :(

once a male reaches maturity he takea over the household by force if no stronger male is present. get to the point where you can ran 15 miles straight and can do 100 straight pushups. then put forth your challenge. if there is no man im genuinely confused what you are complaining about as iy shouls be trivial to physically beat her and condition her that it is her fault each timeyou do.

spit in her face, call her a worthless whore and never see her again

you lost me when you said you have a stepfather.
Move the fuck out you loser. Suppose your genes are shit on both sides.

Start working out. you may be killing mum and her bf to claim them sweet social security checks for a while. Freezer the bodies fo sho. Then you have sweet gibmedats for car and drug money start up.

Stop giving a shit about your mother's past sex life. You should move out on your own terms, but soon, staying at home too long past 18 is detrimental to personal development.

We know you miss your father...I don't know if he is dead or divorced or what. If you really miss him and he is still alive, ask him to take you in. If he is dead, then forget about it, and just listen to all the other good advice and go strike out on your own. Don't be a loser and be scared of going out to experience life, you have to have some courage.

Get a job nigger

This is best plan. I've done it at least 5 times now just roaming the country. Don't have to ask mom's for money but be sure to do research on resources for the homeless in whatever place you choose. Know where to wash clothes for free, where to shower for free, if you can't find a friend or friends to couch surf then hit Airbnb for cheap rooms when u can, pick a shelter or your car when you can't. A car is clutch even a cheap beater, itll make finding work more fluid and easy for you in your new place as opposed to the bus. If you're relying on bus be sure you research the transit system in the city. I always found the further from home, the better I did. So pick a city far from your roots, and live.

Get out of that whore's household, or you'll kill her at some point...

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Grudge fuck your mom.

Military- do it - I did it- saved my life-

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Figure out how to take the money back.
Suicide is beyond cucked, it's exactly what the (((elites))) want people like you to do.
Irreversible solutions are usually the worst ones.

>Wat do Jow Forums
move out you sad sack

step 1: move to an areas with outragerous rent cost
step 2: get a girlfriend so you have more expenses
step 3: ??????
step 4: profits and Independence

beat the living shit out of your step father. how do you not understand he is coming in between you and your mom? physically go berserk