Gosh, why wouldn't everybody?

>High-Dose Flu Vaccine

For fucks sakes, I haven't gotten the flu shot in decades and have only gotten the flu maybe three times since. Before, I'd get it every year. One giant scam.

The flu is nothing, you get sick for a day, possibly two, and then continue on with your life.
Unless you're immune-compromised, there's absolutely no reason to get a flu shot.

There's no point. High dose is specifically there for old people because their immune system doesn't respond to low doses of many foreign bodies.
As a younger person you get no added benefit but more inflammation.

Holy shit thanks for that link

Never getting another flu shot again after the time it nearly killed me

Extra high dose for good boys.

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They're literally injecting you with the virus. It makes sense that you would get flu symptoms after getting it I think

Do you consider a light cold to be the flu?

I haven't vomited in like 6 years
Last time i would say I had the outright flu was back around 1997 (I got a flu shot that year)
No flu shots since around 2001

>crystals aren't biodegradable
Wrong
>oh no there's aluminum and iron in some nutrient solutions, das big metal stuff our bodies can't into!!!
I'll let that retardism speak for itself
This paper is written terribly and their methods, if anyone here actually could read science outside of Big Bang Theory, show multiple cases where they contaminated the vaccine solutions with testing particulates. The only thing this study shows is how Chinese the researchers are. Also notice it's funded by three anti-vax groups and is published in a meme journal

I can remember getting so fucking sick as a kid that I had to take a bath in ice water because I was running 103°

Never had the flu since and won't ever get another shot

>Do you consider a light cold to be the flu?

No.

Last time I had the flu was in 2011, knocked me on my ass for a week.

The last time I got the flu was in 1998 just a few months after I got my flu vaccine. Have gotten the vaccine sporadically ever since, but have definitely missed a few seasons in a row.

No flu.

Also live in NYC

Also have two kids

Am I "just lucky"?

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My fucking doctor told me this and he is in no way anti-vax. If you’re young and healthy the flu won’t kill you and if it does there was something wrong with you to begin with

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>Am I "just lucky"?
>Also have two kids

Good Job raising them in shithole NYC you dumbfuck

I have never had a flu shot. I have never had the flu. I know multiple people who get their flu shots every year and have had the flu within a week of getting the shot.

My sister stands by the effectiveness of flu shots yet has contracted the flu within weeks of getting her shot, two times in three years! Fuck that shit, no shots for me and no flu either

I've never gotten a flu shot and have never had the flu. I'm 30

> get your shots goyim mothers. You'll be ok. So will your baby

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>crystals aren't biodegradable
strawman. they claim that particular identified inorganic particles are not biodegradable
>das big metal stuff our bodies can't into
strawman, at least as far as the screencap is concerned. it just identies things that are found
>their methods show multiple cases where they contaminated the vaccine solutions with testing particulates
prove your claim
>The only thing this study shows is how Chinese the researchers are
ad hominem
>Also notice it's funded by three anti-vax groups and is published in a meme journal
poisoning the well and appeal to authority by inference

degenerate. Fuck off

Probably because the flu shot they get is for the wrong strain (this happens a lot) so in the days after while their immune system is bogged down from the shot they contract the actual strain of flu going around and get sick anyway

Doing Gods work user.

flu vaccine is a money grab and way to get herd immunity to the old fucks who have to depend on youth to create methods of defeating it. ever wonder why communion exists?

My boomer Democrat neighbors came over while I was taking out the garbage to announce to me that they’d gotten the flu shot. I said that was great, as they’re designed to reduce the percentage of the population on Social Security.

you think i had a choice you sperm guzzling child rapist?

Who fucking brags about that? See that’s where things get weird imo because the flu shot has been around for a while but only recently have people become obsessed with getting one/other people getting one.

Because it is more expensive and is a higher dose than most people need.

My dad got the flu vaccine two years ago and a week later had the worst flu of his life - was hospitalized for days.

fuck the (((flu vaccine)))

unless you were raped, yes.

You know aluminum in your body is directly linked with alzheimer‘s?

never had one, rarely get sick

Vacciiiiiiiiiine
Vacciiiiiiiiiine
Vacciiiiiiiiiine
Gib me Vacciiiiiiiiiine

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I want to believe that the flushot is safe, but knowing all the bullshit big pharma has pulled and gotten away with I truly think the flushot is a waste of time and counter productive compared to eating healthy and being a practitioner of safe hygiene. Most "bad" flus are a combination of viruses and bacteria overwhelming the body.

Wanna know how I know you're underage?

Just planting a seed user. Gotta spread Jow Forums and /x/ tier conspiracy theories among the general public to counteract the media brainwashing. It emboldens people when somebody like me leads by example. They see how cool, handsome, successful, and rich I am and how I have a smoking hot intelligent woman and think “well I can watch the Talmudvision and stay on my antidepressants or I can be like this cool young man!”

It works. Taking Jow Forums to the streets is a great strategy. I carry a handgun so lefty pukes who want to get violent don’t scare me either. In fact I am sure I’ll have to blow one away some day for attacking me in my MAGA hat.

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I propose SIX MILLION!

Oh so nutrients you absorb through your gut have identical effects to those injected? Go ahead and inject a kale smoothie then buddy.

shillers gunna shill

I'm 41, never had a flu vaccine, and despite going on decades now of annual media coverage about "da new killa supaflu" the worst I've ever experienced was a standard 2-day flu with mild fever. Oh no, I get to lay on the couch under a blanket and watch movies for a couple days once every five years or so.

Wanna know how I know you're also underage?

i was like that, until i was 20. then i got it really bad.
in the last 10 years i've only gotten it twice, but i've started getting the shot now
cuz last year i got it and was sick for 2 weeks. i just can't risk that again

>if you don't get seriously ill all the time you must be a teenbro
maybe you've had your neghole pozzed one to many times holmes. Believe what you will.

It takes several weeks to take effect. This is public knowledge and pharmacies advertise this fact.

Get your shots goyim

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The flu shot only addresses 4-5 types that are determined to have an elevated probability of outbreak in the upcoming season
It is not an immunity to said types and has no impact on the hundreds of other common flu variants
Not saying it's useless but washing hands regularly has a much greater impact on flu avoidance

>International Journal of Vaccines and Vaccination
Literally who?

not true. it still helps against other strains. you might still get stick but it won't be nearly as bad as your body is more prepared for similar stuff

Just trying to get my kids in school, nigger.

>imagine being this much of fucking cuck

you dont deserve to live

>IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE, GOY!
kek. go fuck yourself.

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Get a medical or religious exemption Faggot. Also why the Fuck are you subjecting your kids to their mind control kikery?

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Home schooling is infinitely better

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I haven't been vaccinated in years and I still haven't gotten sick. I survive every flu season.

#immunegamestrong

>Yes goyim. If your immune system is rekt be sure to inject yourself with numerous carcinogens and other unidentifiable toxins

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because it clearly makes you loose your thumbs

The scientists that performed that study had their house raided and evidence destroyed. Kikes gonna kike

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No it doesn’t I’ve never even seen anybody that was pro flu vaccine try to claim this because of how blatantly retarded and untrue it is

CANCER
CANCER
CANCER
CANCER

anti vaxers should be forced get vaxes. Stop attacking muh NAP by spreading ur shitty dieases

Dumb nigger thinking injection is the same as ingestion

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cdc.gov/flu/about/qa/vaccineeffect.htm
you mean like the CDC?

Flu vaccination has been shown in several studies to reduce severity of illness in people who get vaccinated but still get sick.

In general, current flu vaccines tend to work better against influenza B and influenza A(H1N1) viruses and offer lower protection against influenza A(H3N2) viruses.

The flu vaccine is a meme, half the people I know who have taken it ended up having the flu.

when people laced their hats with mercury, the effects were pretty quickly apparent.
55k ppb doesn't matter if there aren't even a billion parts in the dosage.
i would prefer non mercury, but still its been used for a very long time we would have noticed if there is a major effect.

yes I think the Times staff should all be shot multiple times.

lol cool story bro

bottom line: child protective services

ain't kansas, faggot

fun fact: NYPD's the greatest private army against niggers and shitskins this side of the missippi

The human body is starting to reject the Autism and gay vaccines like any drug you build up a tolerance, they're going to need to find a new way to structure the drug or increase dose massively

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so you admit it is at most 50% effective

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Cdc is to big pharma as the fda is to big Ag, a revolving door
There is also a placebo effect that creates noise in the referenced data
Vaccinate away voluntarily but be wary of the current push towards mandatory .gov sanctioned vaccination

Hello Jow Forums friendly tripcode user here.

The DoD is the one in charge of what goes into your vaccines. They will intentionally try to pacify you. As time goes by the largest threat to the west is iteself - hence this programme of control with one tentacle being shots.

The real conspiracy lie in the fact that business are being paid money by foreign intelligence and military op units to add ADDITIONAL things into the vaccines which are far worse. The heads of these businesses do this gladly in exchange for cash, using the existing DoD mechanisms to covertly introduce foreign elements.

None of this can be exposed since each knows about the other and will threaten to expose the other. It is a constant battle for them to try to keep this stuff under the radar as the academic world slowly and stupidly comes to the realisation that these things are incredibly harmful.

Have a nice day. If you must get the shots get the single shots not manufactured at scale. These are not sabbotaged in anyway since it would have no overall impact on the population to do so.

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they're working real hard to make me and my kids gay but they ain't succeeded yet. if anything, continued exposure to these vaccines only serves to enhance our immunity to them.

What if it's free, like in most walmarts, most vaccines are free to keep people from getting sick.

>influenza is a two day episose

t.one-of-those-brainlets-that-says-he-had-the-flu-when-he-actually-had-the-snuffles

or maybe you just really don't want to believe that they work, despite people experiencing they work.

How much is in one shot? Like a gram of fluid? So eating 200 gram of tuna is already the same as getting a vaccination that you only get once every few years.
Not saying you should get a flu vaccine since last I checked thats retarded as fuck if there isnt an epidemic and youre 80+, but mercury or autism in vaccines is a huge nothingburger.

a vaccine for the fucking flu. you fucking pussy.
waaaah waaah muh sniffles waaaah!

This. and what would be the precursor to CANCER?
INFLAMMATION
INFLAMMATION
INFLAMMATION
INFLAMMATION

I've never gotten a flu vaccine and I live in the sewer beneath Iraq. My solution? Daily cock sucking. I drink that jizz all the way down. Keeps me young and fresh! Allahu Akbar!

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a vaccine should just be so weak its just enough for the immune system to make antibodies.

who else doesnt get flu shots and doesnt get sick during the winter?
the (((flu))) is just another jewish trick like fluoride,

literally everyone I know who gets the shot gets the flu. I understand that’s anecdotal but knowing so many others have shared this experience year after year where is the evidence I’m supposed to be seeing that it works?

of those who got the flu, how bad was it?
I was out for 2 weeks when i didn't get the shot. did they get sick for 2 weeks or a few days?
if they don't work then why do people swear on getting them every year?
wouldn't there be no demand if it really did nothing? it's not like you could make money off of a placebo effect for decades

>Ingestion is not the same as injection
Keep shilling

Bad goy.

see

I've been 5years without a flu vaccine and never caught it. Just take your allergy meds and keep your nose clear. Don't snort up mucus and you'll be fine

15 years and no flu shot. Also, no flu.
Co-workers look down on me as "that ass hole" when I say I'm not going to get vaxed at work when the nurse comes around. It's free after all- so it's gotta be good!

>Why do you want to get sick user?
>You're going to spread your germs to us all and make us sick you fucking degen antivax faggot

I'm one of the only fucks to not get even a mild head cold for over a decade but that's still not "proof" to these fuckwits, almost all of whom get the fucking flu! I hope every dumb ass gets these shots. I'd never tell someone to avoid them. I know exactly what they're for and these sheep and their kiddies deserve it. I chuckle at all the aspie kids these people are raising. All that bad luck they must have. Odd.

The ones who got it and subsequently had the flu were violently ill in some cases needing to go to the hospital. Once they’ve recovered and time has gone by they plan on getting the next flu shot because they don’t want to be that sick again. It’s like a weird logical gap but again this is only what I’ve observed irl. I have phenomenal immune system though so maybe I’m just lucky

I never get the flu shot and I never get sick.

Why would I even get one.

Why not just get the flu once a year while you are still young and healthy enough to fight it off naturally and build up your immunity?