WE WUZ ELVES

gimme a (archived) link pls, i want to read it and laugh

>Politicize bread and circus
>Wonder why it doesn't placate the masses anymore
Why are kikes so dumb?

>fictional lands
meh.. honestly i don't give a fuck
if anything in the story was historical, there probably would not be colored people
unless middle earth was actually in the middle east lmao

do people even watch these tv shows
I don't even mean ideological purposes. It's just that it will probably conclude 6 years later or more. I just watch shit that already has an ending, can't stand new shit anymore

Tolkien fans. Give me some dark elf lore and you will be paid by sholomo

last few tv shows i watched were utter shit:

homecoming was WTF mixed with, why the fuck I just do that.

House of Tards season 6 was like a SJW feminist dream, what a fucking painful shit show.

I will not be watching this either.

Besos can suck a dick, btw, I get prime without paying for it, so fuck you Jeff and tell your brother not to be such a pussy.

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Tolkien based them on Finns, so, no, they weren't white but far superior to whites.

Kiira Korpi should play Lady Galadriel.

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If you want to fuck these companies over just call out the number of Jews who work there and point out there are not enough "people of color" on social media.

Considering the blacking of Ciri, Robin Hood, Lancelot, Caesar and lot more I don't see why Amazon making elves black is so unbelievable.

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Tolkein already included them in his books, their called orcs

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Like you never heard of dark elves before. Fuck around and catch a scimitar from Drizzt Do`Urden.

drow elves in tolkien?

To me Guenhwyvar

>fiction
>fiction
>fiction
>actually multicultural empire with complex and plural policies

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I WANT OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE ALREADY WHY DO FUCKING JEWS HAVE TO DESTROY AND SUBVERT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING GOOD IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN SHITHOLE PLEASE TOLKIEN COME BACK AND JUST GUN THOSE FAGGOTS DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>actually multicultural empire with complex and plural policies
Rome city was still majority "roman". there were some nigger nubians, arabs, G*rmans, and gauls.

NIGGER GNOMES

Why do you care manchild? Offended by tought of others having differing versions of fantasy? Its just fiction grow up.

>look we put niggers in our show goys
>smells own fart

I wish George r r Tolkien was alive to see this shit

Naturally they were. There was a reason for example why African legions were used to Garrison European provinces: if you aint related to potential revolutionaries/pesantry you are less likely to join them,

You say that, but the left and nonwhites don't actually support universal liberalism.

They want to gradually marginalize and disenfranchise whites until we have nothing left.

incels gonna incel

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>much needed

i hate these fuckin people.

>tfw no dark elf gf

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aaaand dropped

>muh African legions

Carthage and Egypt were Arabs, not niggers. Also, they were still a tiny minority of the continental European population.

Virtually all power and authority in Rome was held by wealthy Italian males.

Nigloras, what do your elf eyes see?

Dem fuka takin Hobbit tu gooba duba

Middle-Earth already included people of color in Shadow of War.

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Niggers and chinks actually appear in Tolkiens works. They betray the Eldar and Edain for Morgoth in the Nirnaeth Arnoediad and doom themself forever.

The only elves of Colour that ever will exist are Orks an Uruk-hai

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>it's fake
oh, thank God.

Dark elves are just elves who never saw the light of the two trees.

ELVES OF COLOR
LIKE SOCIAL JUSTICE CUNTS ELVES ARE ALREADY NOT HUMAN WHY MAKE THEM EVEN MORE INCLUSIVE LOL

>Elves of color

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Not since the late republican period, the men who were in power then were the military commanders and officer core, not landowners. Ceasar brought end to that period.

>brown elves

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what a giant faggot.
And some of you retards still believe Trump isnt (((their goy)))

((( implying))) Finns are white, i miss the old Jow Forums new fags are the worst

>scum
>not nwah
hmm, 8/10 for effort Wania

WE WUZ ELVES N SHIIEETT

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>Roman Boomers sitting at home and telling each other that rome is now only 56% percent Roman kek

Nigerlas, you forgot your bow again?
Bitch, yo nigga, shaddap, wewuz elvesnsheeeeit! Muffafuckka

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ffs stop replying to the gorillionth repost you FUCKING BOOMER IDIOTS

But they literally were elves canonically?

Tolkien is rolling in his fucking grave

kek

LEBOLAS

>elves of color
Tolkien already has these. They are called orcs.
"The Silmarillion contains a suggestion that Orcs are descended from East Elves (Avari) captured by Melkor, their minds and bodies distorted and corrupted."

Diversity is our strength.

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Robin's getting blacked too

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WE WUZ DRIZZT DU'URDEN

>google it
>nothing
Going to need a link to this apparent article faggot because right now it doesn't exist.

elves are an evolutionary destination humans can take, and no, immortal elves cannot be black, they have to be fair skinned or they have not achieved evolutionary immortality. try shrooms and ask these questions

Yeah, and the military generals were Italian patricians also. What's your point, faggot?

What do british think about mutts fucking their cultural heritage?

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Nig elves =/= animu chocolate elves

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>much needed

((()))

I'm still amazed how much Peter Jackson got away with.
Are there even any Jews in the LOTR movies?

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>much needed diversity
Does Wakanda have any diversity?

>Swertings

HAHAHA I completely missed that

Svertingi is icelandic for Black person or negro

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If there were elves that looked exactly like regular elves but with black skin, that would still be a far cry from niggerdom.

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we're doing it ourselves - that's the real problem

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god i just want to eat their fucking hearts

Some Gondorians with a dark skin is still plausible. They are a southern kingdom close to Harad. Non strickly fair elves would be a heresy

grima wormtongue comes to mind

Red pilled scene: youtube.com/watch?v=AKONPxrqFxs

>Are there even any Jews in the LOTR movies?
Gee, I don't know. You tell me.

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Yeah no, generals and alike acted as the political class since military service was requirement to serve in the senate to begin with, as were almost all magisterial roles within the republican period. Crassus is literally the only example of rich man being in power thanks to his wealth rather than his military background from the late republican period. In the Imperial period the power was held by praetorian guards not men of parician landowners

pic related is selected cast

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I still remember the first time a saw a nigger. I wonder how many others can say the same.

P.S. It happened in Stockholm.

I would think that the Elves were based on the Welsh... Traditional culture, surrounded by heathen, forest culture, the shit with bows...

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>It happened in Stockholm.
Why were you in North Somalia, serkku?

>elves of color

mmm... naaaaaaah

may as well have medieval chinese characters in china and throw in some rednecks to balance things out for some fucking reason

Dwarves have no homeland, are obsessed with gold and gemstones and can't take any criticism.

what are their names Jow Forums?

Meh, whites have been doing it for a long time.

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I wouldn't mind black actors in a stage version, but when a central casting agency gets involved, it's just lazy and contrarian to cast a black actor as a white.

(Or if they do, Julius Caesar has to wear a suit/toga with his face on it)

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Don`t you mean Americans? Since that movie is loosely based in history, with the exception of replacing frog with mutt.

Niggolas

one of the 2 elvish languages - Sindarin - was based on Welsh

Had some relatives living there.

Good D&D/Forgotten-Realms pull, but I would picture dark elves as having white features but merely darkened skin. Here, it would just be a difference of melanin.

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it's based on a french guy lol

>fake article
>Jow Forums eats it up
Like pottery.

JRR Token.

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But we already have Uruk-hai.

Black dwarves next. Floor niggers.