I was abducted by aliens

Don't tell them about the CIA mind powers rental program, rick.
you know what will happen.

Yeah there is a civilisation which monitors earth and always has.

I am trying not to mention the parallel google which grants access to the Vatican Library

Show us the hot alien boipucci.

Don't you mean demons?

Go on please.. And from where do they monitor the earth?

>CIA mind powers rental program
it's actually a weapon based on sound

Presumably this civilisation wants us to disarm ourselves right?

It's not like we need those nukes to shoot down incoming asteroids.

It's not like they will shoot down any and all nukes we will fire, even at asteroids on a collision course with earth.

It's not like they will delay our launch so we only have time for a single shot so they can do whatever it is they want to do to us after the asteroid hits and claim to any legitimate aliens that might be monitoring the space that they don't know what the weapons flash was and that maybe it was a product of the asteroid hitting the earth because time travelling particles.

Why does everyone assume that aliens are benevolent? I'm not saying that we should be hostile, but fuck me stop trusting them as soon as they show up and claim to be the good guys.

If I meant demons, why wouldn't I say thus?

Man has no nuclear weapons.

Trident is the Beast of the Sea

Tone recognition

They monitor the earth from Antarctica

larp

oh look, another LMAO ALIEUMS slide thread

fuck off to /x/ schizos

Because you didn't knew they were demons... ALIENS ARE DEMONS!

Looks like you have it all figured out user. Lucky you were here to inform us.

everything or just a few things?

yeah I was trained to do it, I wasn't as good as others at first

Unfuck this tomfoolery if you want a response, also show hot alien boipucci immediately. This is Commander Zod of the Officially Benevolent Aliens Official Fan Group TM ordering you to display the holographic images of hot alien boipucci on the interwebsite known as Jow Forums.

Well they decide that on an individual basis.

Spooky.. Now damn that you mention it happened during the late 2016 somewhere0 I saw Greys in my a dream I think. But how does NSA come into the picture though?

I have no idea why you are attempting to act in a perverted way when I have asked you to stop.

I told you user. The NSA is not a human agency.

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okay so how do these E.Ts look like appereance wise? i mean their true form, without shapeshifting or whatever they do to blend in? also did they tell what happens when you die?

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I'm an elite NSA spec-ops operating operative, my purpose here is to protect the interwebs site known as Jow Forums by shitting all over OPs of slide threads. This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

Release the holograms posthaste. Put sage in the options field to make the images only accessible to Jow Forums gold users like this.

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*demons or humans

Aliens don't exist. It's one of the two above

>I have to work in 30 minutes
You don't have a job

Anyway OP is LYNN FORRESTER DE ROTHSCHILD and she is fucking with us

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You stand before the counsel of Gods when you die.

I met with God when I died and The Devil.

what the fuck

Is this the guy posting about 2 hours ago that he just dropped a hit of LSD?

>You stand before the counsel of Gods when you die.
What do they look like? What do they judge you on? Given the futility of many beings inside of humanity, what leniency do they afford those who accomplish little but live altruistically?

If I rape an alien will I have to marry it?

I haven't taken LSD in over ten years.

I know you are making a joke but I dont understand it, at all.

Oh goody, do I get to beg for the right to choose between slave pit A and slave pit B?

Only because you think pretending to be autistic makes you more alien. You want to be an alien because you failed to fit in with humanity, rather than accepting that you need to change you decided to rebuild your self image as an alien assuming that they will treat you like alien-kin, if they even exist.

the being in that image looks more like an angel/spiritual entiety no? so to get this straight angels and demons mentioned in the religious books arent the same beings as those you are claiming to be aliens? anyway intiguing thread wether larp or legit really, thank you for taking time and answering. take care!

You know the feeling in your heart when you have wronged another? Yes the action is wrong but the human heart is an amplification system and the shame can become amplified

well each of these rhythms in life is recorded - anxiety is a discordant state of being and peacefulness is a harmonious state of being.

So long as your life song is beautiful, it shall please the Gods.

Once when I met the Gods they appeared as ecstatic birds, lifting me as I sank to the ground of the other dimension. Laughing at me but not cruelly. As we might laugh at a young creature stumbling in an amusing way, as it gains the first steps

user you are issuing judgements which are false and by your standards shall you be judged here today and I certainly hope you are able to exert excellence, since you have taken upon yourself the role of Judge.

Take care user.

There is nothing I love more than an upstart MI5 agent who took a chemistry course and thinks he is a polymath.

>well each of these rhythms in life is recorded - anxiety is a discordant state of being and peacefulness is a harmonious state of being.

Sounds gay. I take issue with being judged on physiological responses I have no control over. How does this system account for people with anxiety disorders who feel anxious when they have done nothing wrong or sociopaths who feel peaceful while they're doing something incredibly wrong?

Why do you feel the need to ask me questions you have to desire to hear the answer to?

Is that a character flaw?

No desire to*

It seems so silly to me

why you would engage in such a thing

tell me boy, just why do you do it.

Do you enjoy wasting our time?

You want to prove you are smart, is that it?

You do that by being excellent and not behaving in a stupid manner.

Now pull up your socks and engage in the level of conversation you are truly capable of, or leave.

Question: Is hollow Earth real?

I think you're attempting to treat the interwebs site known as Jow Forums as the high court of the gods. I will say what I want here, as I will anywhere unless I am explicitly and clearly informed that my words and actions in a specific area in a specific time period will be used against me at a later date you insufferable cuntbag. Even then I might just reject the authority of the people attempting to assert their dominance over me by implying that I am obliged to accept their judgement of me. You do not have the moral highground simply because some powerful beings told you how to live and you accepted it. I have the moral highground because I am not attempting to enslave others either through force or gentle social pressure. If these beings are benevolent then great, I'm sure we'll get along, I will respect their rules and we will improve each other over the long term, but don't come in here mouthing off about how the High Judge Light Being will be super upset that I called you an insufferable cuntbag on the interwebs.

You are pretending not to know how to interact with humans because interacting with humans is something you have found hard. Stop it. Improve yourself.

i thought you had to go to work faggot

You're right that I would be a little bit shocked and unwilling to hear the answer to the question I asked since Jow Forums doesn't facilitate auditory communication as far as I am aware. So yeah, that would be weird as fuck.

I would like to read your answer though, so in your magic fantasyland where our lives are recorded and we have our hearts weighed against a feather to determine our worth based on a few decades of existence with no real guidance or even apparent opposition how do you (they) account for people with non-normal baseline responses?

Earth is a dimension upon an infinite plane of existence.

The conception of the spherical earth took place in Ancient Greece. Really, they were defining the form of the dimension space they occupied rather than sat upon.

user, I can see you aren't getting anything out of our little chat, so my recommendation is to try something else rather than writing paragraphs of projection. :)

Do you consider yourself an enlightened spirit?
If so, what steps can be taken to "see" and "know" these things you do.

You know how people look at you at parties when you interject on any given conversation with "if the candle is still warm the meal was cooked a long time ago?" That's how I'm looking at my screen right now.

Question, is there any specific date when the "the last days" shall happen, if yes then when and exactly what will happen?