For the love of god, fellow democrats, make the blue wave come true

LOL
This is really bad persuasion
It just instills the fear that it doesn't matter, decreasing turnout for Democrats.
Thanks SNL!

The joke is that we're all talking big about this blue wave when we're actually all shellshocked from Trump's win and still not even remotely close to being confident anything good is happening anytime soon

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Can't wait to vote! first time voter here! going to the embassy this thursday, there isn't even an ID check

The joke is that you don't understand basic human psychology.
Telling your people that you're not sure you're going to win doesn't make them more likely to support you. It makes them less likely to do so.

i'm not on board with all the SJW culture war shit but it's also fucking irrelevant outside tumblr and liberal arts campuses

voting D because of health care, student loan debt, and climate change

Weak faggots. There will be no blue wave. The midterms are going to be so red your fucking period blood will look white in comparison.

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You're treating SNL like it's some sort of propaganda. They're trying to be funny. And they succeeded.

Thursday right? I’ll be there white boi

It's actually completely relevant and you're a retard for imagining otherwise.

The cost of health care and education is more important than trannies rights

trannies are 0.5% of the population

do you honestly think that matters more than the looming ecological collapse if we don't transition off fossil fuels within 12 years?

Bump.

all i can see is red red house and red senate

How long until Jow Forums finds a way to blame trannies for global warming? There's gotta be a way you can tie those together.

I'm not America. But I hope they vote republican.

I can't stand the left after how insane, hypocritical, whiny and angry they have been just because things aren't going their way.

Sorry. But I hope to wake up and see a red wave.

American here. The left is absolutely bonkers.
I pray for the red wave to come.

How about the government stops backing student loans so colleges can't just keep increasing prices forever?

The behavior of our society isn't relevant to you?
Please reconsider, friend

Certainly not as relevant as the cost of healthcare, no. You're making a mountain out of a molehill.

>Noam Chomsky: Republican Party Is the “Most Dangerous Organization in Human History”

Worse than Marxist-Leninists, Nazis, the Roman Populares, the Khans, monarchists, the Catholic Church, the CIA, and ISIS. Jow Forums seriously btfo. How does it feel to be supporting the worst monsters in HUMAN HISTORY?! Try to refute him, I dare you.

democracynow.org/2018/11/5/noam_chomsky_on_midterms_republican_party

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chomsky hasn't been relevant in academia in decades

why does anyone care what he thinks, besides his willingness to voice progressive vitriol.

>doesn't believe in God
>asks for god

Top Jej!

Really? Ok. What war has trump started?

Where are the millions of dead people that had been forcefully conscripted into the military?

Where is the gulags with people starving while being forced to do labour?

why the hell are you retard niggers on Jow Forums? do you unironically think anyone other than your circljerking liberal friends agree with any of your leftist policies? can you even formulate an argument as to why the average person would want democratic policies for America?

>we
holy shit are you actually a democrat or are you just trolling? are you white?

Don't worry I'll be there to vote with you.

the white race is dying. why should I give a fuck about the environment?

You can count me, fellow blue brother

>why the hell are you retard niggers on Jow Forums?
Why not? Jow Forums is a great place for people of all beliefs to share their thoughts.

>do you unironically think anyone other than your circljerking liberal friends agree with any of your leftist policies?
Liberals agree with leftist policies, in general.

>can you even formulate an argument as to why the average person would want democratic policies for America?
I'm sure the average person agrees that education and healthcare that doesn't indebt you for life would be a positive change.

>molehill
youtube.com/watch?v=PrnIVVWtAag

Sure if they just make education fully publicly funded like in the civilized world.

>I get paid to post on Jow Forums!

Cause the environment is being destroyed by capitalist exploitation and promotion of immigration.
scientificamerican.com/article/immigrations-effect-on-evironment/

I just wanted to play video games

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be careful you don't want them coming to your house to arrest you for not having a loicense for that fascism.

>healthcare is afforable
>govt gets involved via medicare/medicaid
>prices skyrocket

>college is affordable
>govt gets involved with gauranteed student loans
>price skyrockets

>end of an ice age
>govt gets involved with carbon taxes
>energy costs skyrocket

>we need more govt to fix the problems
wew lad

>I haven't been this nervous in years. Not even in 2016 was I this anxious.
Well maybe you should have issued a memo to the media, and you candidates that they should have stopped demonizing we in the heartland.
You think we might be tired of being called violent, intolerant, racist bastards? While not being as direct a sHillary calling us the deplorables, them slighting us even mildly through innuendo has pissed us off.

Its called the Brown Wave. It represents eternal poverty. If it were viable, we would be "migrating" to brown countries, not vice versa.

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This isn't about your hurt feelings. Stop typing like a pussy.

The number of posts of yours in this thread equals how many votes the Democrats get.

>For the love of god
>fellow democrats
choose one

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Notice how not one of these shill fucks sounds convincing in any way. The left is so desperate lol

But a government can also succeed. You're speaking as if a government inherently fails in whatever it attempts.

kek

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Lol, no.

The Democratic Party is very different from the tranny loving left lmao, we don’t support immigration we don’t support racemixing we just want the government from involving itself in society, a society without government is a good thing for white people, who have nuclear families and wanted kids, and a bad thing for blacks who have more queers, single moms, and abortions. We also want (((Christianity))) removed from power, because it funds pedophiles and diversity teaching, while brainwashing people into believing anti-science, flat earth, and we are all one race bullshit.

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Subject against our side detected.

Implement scrutinizing surface research.
Pivot Protocol PP implemented.

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>why does anyone care what he thinks

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Already on it. We have activated our ANTIFA sleeper cells around America to prepare for the 100 million plus undocumented voters to prepare to vote in key swing districts and states.

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>make the blue wave come true.
your platform sucks, drop gun control and we'll think about it, seriously a lot of right wingers would vote blue if you promised to make guns available to everybody including felons and released the restrictions on full auto, people want cheap thompson machine guns and you assholes refuse to give the people what they want

>You're speaking as if a government inherently fails in whatever it attempts.
yup

>Certainly not as relevant as the cost of healthcare, no.
Which would not be so high if Obama, and the Dems passed that atrocity of a plan. Prior to that my insurance premiums were reasonable with a low deductible. The whole sham of Obama Care covered less than 20% of the population to the determent of the rest of us who had plans. It still did not cover anyone that could not afford even a base plan. Also since it was deemed to be a tax to make it legally enforceable, and that being the case its costs should have never gone up without an authorization by the Congess since they are the only ones allowed to raise taxes. You are making this about a donkey turd.

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No Tyrone, no guns for you, only for the whites who don’t commit crimes

>This isn't about your hurt feelings. Stop typing like a pussy.
My feelings are not the least bit hurt, because we have not been the ones on the reeepath over losing. But that you think demonizing the majority is a winning plan is laughable.

lol that was a great skit, love snl
here in oregon we vote by mail so I already voted blue

>My feelings are not the least bit hurt
Then why were you bitching about being tired of being demonized? Weirdo.

>You're speaking as if a government inherently fails in whatever it attempts.
Pretty much so. Nothing government touches works right. Name one thing that is not in perpetual trouble that government is in charge of, except for taxation, because we know they are good at stealing, and wasting the money they steal.

Democrat here!

Theres no way we can lose, lets just skip voting to laugh at the rapists and sexists.

WHOS WITH ME?

W'ere gonna laugh at the miserable republicucks trudging through rain the the polls, all in vain!

Don't worry democrats, we've already won!
voting is what desperate republicucks do!

>Then why were you bitching about being tired of being demonized?
Because most of us are tired of the constant drone of it from you leftist fags.
Also we are not the ones going to our safe space because words are violence.

Lol I voted by mail have fun in the rain, don’t forget to donate your shekels to Israel in the charity box for the 6 gorillion located next to every Republican voting booth.

>Also we are not the ones going to our safe space because words are violence.
Oh no, of course not. You're just taking your rifles to church and having them anointed to validate yourselves because Daddy Drumpf's minions said "donkey bad, donkey say big gun bad so donkey want burn all guns. big gun good." Faggot

thanks for reminding me to vote straight republican!

He's a jew, meaning he has 0 credibility by default

>You're just taking your rifles to church and having them anointed to validate yourselves
Actually never took a rifle to church, have had my sidearm on during a Wednesday night service, but other than that, I leave the violence to the Democrats for now. Also I like donkeys, they are good little workers that haul loasds for me when I hike the back country here in Az. Why Dems use them as their mascot is beyond me, because they actually like work.

>Noam "Shill for the Khmre Rogue" Chomsky
The dude is a fucking laugh riot.

isn't everyone?

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So you got your feelings hurt. Do you need to contradict yourself every new post?

No people get tired of hearing the same tired lies, and hate the left perpetually spouts. There is a difference between hurt feelings, and just wanting you fags to act like reasoning human beings.
Also your tears are giving me high blood pressure from all of the salt from our winning.

>There's a difference between getting my feelings hurt and getting my feelings hurt
Whatever, dude.