Who keeps getting messages from these faggots about voting? I already early voted all red by the way

Who keeps getting messages from these faggots about voting? I already early voted all red by the way.

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Doubles for what I should say to the other person

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Try this

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Kek

Tell everybody you're going to vote blue so their polls are more skewed and we get a comfy 2016 rerun

Thanks, I hope there are 100 million more just like you.

Open bob

>#eatarbys

Have a nice day

"Fuck Rachel, you sound hot. Wanna meet up and have hot sloppy doggystyle sex?"

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NO. SO CLOSE. YET SO FAR.

If you kill yourself they'll use your name to vote blue. Don't do it!

This PSA is brought to you by #panerabread

Why don't I get any texts about this stuff

prolly not registered to vote im guessing

or he's registered republican

holy fuck

#posttheroast

Tell them youd rather guide your father into your mother than vote democrap

Got a response

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Will you do anything to stop white women and children getting raped in ever increasing numbers by black and Muslim people across the western world or are you just gonna cry about the fucking beaner children that Obama held in cages for 8 years that you did nothing about?

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Its actually like They Live, kek

Poe's law.

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No fucking way...

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>Yassssssssssssss
Its all so tiresome

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People on such jobs must have seen so much shit and shit accessories that they just don't give a shit now.

Holy shit bros.... NPCs just got more real than ever.

A vote is a vote for jews. Boycott the system

damn thats some creative viral marketing. #eatarbys

ask if she wanna fuck u now

they can't be serious, right?
gotta be a bot

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This has to be a bot. They respond to keywords and never have actual conversations with you

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So let me get this straight some random campaigns have your number for some reason and they can legally spam you with text message ads?

I already voted, but would like to vote again. Can you sign me up again to vote tomorrow?

woke my dog up laughing at this, i hope it is real

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Doubles have spoken

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Checked. Must do this.

i would agree with you if it werent for how he worded his weird response

>79 unread texts
Slut

Absolute madlad

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With the most NPC reply ever, twitter nomenclature included.

It probably picked up the words “voting democrat” and “count on” and “tomorrow”. How fast did you receive the response? Or maybe it really is a tone deaf, retarded millennial volunteer

This. She's ready to fucking leave and it's probably close enough for her to call it a 'yes' kek.

Hahaha holy fuck I'm dying

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21 minutes for “her” to respond

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Are democrats the only one sending out texts?

And that is different to a NPC how?

Yeah that but not completely retarded like what you were saying to do so she can brap on your hog nah mean

You know I’m lretty sure these things operate like call centers. They have a sheet in front of them like a tree chart, that shows how to respond based on the words and phrases used in the multitude of responses. Then they are responding one by one with premade texts to hundreds of voters, quickly scanning for keywords and not actually reading or comprehending responses like a normal human would, mainly because Of the intense workload expected of them to be completed

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I'm registered Republican. I get automated calls to my house all the time. Never got texts. My cell number might not be in their database though.

How do these fags get your number?

>it's a literal NPC

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my wife is registered as independent and has got like 7 texts. it's nuts.

I’m independent but don’t get any messages from Republicans. I live in a very democrat infested area so the repubs probably think it isn’t worth their time.

Have her pretend to be undecided. Waste their time trying to convince her.

Bots can have a delayed response to deceive you to believing they're real

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When they text you, tell them you're voting blue. Lets skew their numbers even more than they already are

I did to one person and it got old, and she won't let me do any pol references or anything vulgar. Not worth the time... but I've never seen so many ads and money in this shit

THANK you!! fuck!

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Charge you fucking battery you nigger

I quite dislike Hogan but I seriously hope Jealous doesn’t win. That guy is a fucking psychopath.

tfw never get any texts from anyone ever

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You're literally hitler

>THANK you!! fuck!

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>don't vote goys!!!
>muh both sides r bad

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No, nothing vulgar. Have to act legit undecided. I wish they would text me but I live in a blood red district, so not much effort is expended.

Go full psycho
>download fake friend app
>build friend profile
>use a picture of someone you want to "talk" to
They respond immediately

I'm surprised they bothered doing this in vermont. The outcome of that election was decided months ago.

I get all kinds of texts from Orange man asking for votes surveys or donations. Wish he'd stop.

You can give it when registering to vote or donating. Don't fucking do it, worse mistake of my life.

I haven't gotten a single text from Arizona, where I am

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I’m in Maryland

where are my texts about this? im sad i havent got any yet

Give me your number, senpai. I'll add you to the list

7%

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Only if you show your tits.

>Yasss!
Even if it is a bot why do they think this type of immature shit is #relatable? It's degrading and condescending more than anything.

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Why the fuck are you using Verizon messaging app you fucking retard. You're over 40 aren't you

source for that jew antenna pic?

>NPCs robo texting
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

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youtu.be/8ls5XndLYAw

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WE WELCOME EVERYBODY HERE

been getting them all day, wtf is this shit asking me to vote yes on all dem proposals

>(((Raskin)))
What an awful, terrible, rat-faced kike he is.

>Are the elections tomorrow going to be on Blockchain?
>No.
>...oh. Well. In that case, I guess I don't really care, either. I think it's a television show. And I will not be voting.

....is what I meant

>Get a text from Democrat organizer
I also hate white men. Should we just skip voting and just shoot them?

he has a male name

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You should increase their work load by acting like you want to vote but are too retarded to know how to vote

This. Lulz.

Autism to the rescue

>implying the man behind the phone isn't a fat basedboy with a glorious set of freshly shaven manboobs

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