What the hell is happening to Obama?

That's what you get for talking so much shit for 8 years

Take the agingpill, Jow Forums

>your face when you realize you are aging like this right now as well

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He got implanted one of the slimy balls that Hillary coughed up into his throat to show his allegiance to the matriarch.

Obama is(was) a long-term smoker. It was an issue when he was running for office back in 2008. Wouldn't be surprised if he has cancer.

>Gay african has aids
What's your point?

Weed

barry is a life long chain smoker like his dead mom

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He no longer drinks baby blood. So he ages double as fast.

Biden's voice has also been sounding rough. I can only hope that cancer fucks up their shit just the way it did to Roger Ebert. And then they can die.

>King Niger could die a slow, painful death...

DON'T BE A FUCKING COCK-TEASE!

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>Someone ages.
OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING??!!!!!!

Cocain

He's running out of children to eat.

How do you age gracefully?
t. 21 years old

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Don't be president. They literally age faster because of the stress.

>Biden and Obama
>tries to copy trump with his rallies
>does way less rallies than him
>voice sounds like shit and hoarse after a few days from speaking out loud
>look tired and low energy

It's funny how they make fun of Trump but they themselves are such weak pussies compared to a 70 year old man.

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It's all that cock he's been gagging on.

Trump eats pieces of shit like Obama for breakfast.

I hear He's smoking a lot also dnc pestering him all the time

he has been cut off of pizza and hotdogs

Full blown baboon AIDS.

If you're male:
Eat well (low on saturated fats, cut out as much sugar and starches as possible), get regular sunlight and stay physically active.
If you're female:
lol, hope your mother aged well because that's what you're getting.

As an addendum, learn how to not give a fuck about things. There is a strong correlation between mental stress and physical aging for men. If you see an older guy who looks good, chances are they are fairly stoic as a major personality trait.

>get regular sunlight

the 100% effective way of reducing the signs of aging is to avoid the sun.

Everybody dies user. Get over it.

Biggest things that age you:

1. Time
2. Drugs including alcohol and cigarettes
3. Genetics
4. Stress
5. Poor diet
6. Lack of exercise
7. Curses
8. Disease

I don’t wanna die I can’t be comfy and shitpost if I die :(

I don't know but he's been very sweaty lately.

That's it. Take the pill. You are dying right now as we speak.

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Hes literally the only speaker Dems have lol.

You're gonna have to accept it eventually

I'm not saying go and try to get tanned, but your need Vitamin D to process virtually everything you put into it. Your body has to convert synthetic D2 and D3 into something resembling what you get via sunlight and it'll never be as good.

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All animal fats are good for you.

Piss, weed, steak and a fucking Sheila mate

They cut him off from the baby blood tap when he failed to secure their legacy.

Alternatively; cigarettes.

There's nothing wrong with death, user
Everyone has to face it

>curses are worse than disease
>77
I believe you user.

What if I told you if you believed in jesus you wouldn't age the same way as the demons do? Would you believe? It's the truth.

He doesn't have little kids to fuck in the white house.

Sure, if you're into the Jesus heuristic, but one can develop many other ways that are much more efficient and fine tuned for your body.

puppet batteries running low

He's a smoker. They age like shit.

Of course there's nothing wrong with dying. We all do it. SOON.

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being a psychic vampire will only get you so far, ask hillary.

There's no need to worry about it.

Turns out black DOES crack

He chewed too much soap

>low on saturated fats
Saturated fats are good for you, if it's from an animal. Avoid them and you will age like shit. Eat lots of meat and butter. Cook in lard or beef tallow.
It's hydrogenated fats and seed oils you want to avoid.

Jesus + semen retention unironically keep you youthful.
Every ejaculation takes a day off your life. Even worse if you’re old.

It's a psychological operation to pretend to be ill and to feign pathetic for sympathy it's just a tactic don't fall for it

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He's always shit when he's not using s teleprompter.

It's what happens when you suck too much dick at the dnc

>DNC party looking for some way to make a more diverse fucking party
>figure hillary's woman card will work
>lol cya obongo
>lose
>fuck get that black guy back here and make him look better

Obama's problem is the same as Judd Apatow's problem they both don't have any testosterone their bodies are flooded with estrogen

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Moyler back to sucking baby dicks

No need worry at all, user.

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Oh you have a free dinero coin use it to bump fagotry

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can you stop with your stupid slides? his childslaves are not coming in and he is getting dryer because no fresh blood. we allreadyanswered it yesterday

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Or to panic so much, either. It's the same thing for everyone, user.

It has nothing to do with Teleprompter. He’s actually going hoarse, he’s fatigued and foggy, he’s looks like hell. He’s falling to pieces as a person

So we Jow Forumsacks don't have to worry about that

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kek

I i i i i i i if if if if if if if if if if if if we fall for... a buncha... Okiedoke.. Just because, i--i-it, uhhh... You know it it it it sounds funny, or the tweets are, provocative ...

Trump curse

He has aids

>early onset throat cancer
Could be, user
In the hood the deeb throad hoes
call dat “muh sexy voice”
Cuz dem 9” blows out da larynx jus’ a lil bit
De cansuh come later, like when dey is 60, but if deys sukked a lotta diks, could be soonah

Happens to all the presidents.

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you dont need sunlight to get vitamin D.

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Digits confirm he made a deal with the devil and its time to pay the bill.

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That is the look of a failure. In 20 years he will hardly be remembered at all.

what is Obama's legacy 2 years out of office?

Obamacare? kek

>get regular sunlight
Lmao what a retard. If anything, getting sunlight is which causes people's skin to age like shit.
Just look at white people who tan regularly. They easily look 10 years older. Because of it.

He will be remembered as the first non citizen President to hang for Treason.

Kek

>see trump win by being loud and exciting
>also dont understand that Trump had a sound message with meaning and resonance
>go out to half filled crowds and just scream about all the same stupid bullshit you've been talking about for 30 years
>act surprised when Trump wins again
>rinse and repeat

Living is dying. For mortals at least.

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Unironically cocaine

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DIGITS CONFIRM DEAL WITH THE DEVIL

he should be more interesting than

Obama now realizes he was an absolute failure, and is slowly watching his legacy be torn apart before his eyes. The goal neoloberal establishment is collapsing in Europe too. Obama has likely come to realize he pulled the pendulum too hard, and its destroying everything he built as it violently swings back.

You will never know that feel

He's an INTP. Would be better off writing stuff. That's why he uses a lot of filling words because you can't organize your thoughts on free speech that quickly. Order out of chaos.

>high cheekbones
>GOAT skin
I'm 28 and can pass for 18

Sold his soul and he knows the cabal is coming to an end.

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