Nude Chelsea Handler Urges Fans to Get Out and Vote ‘Like Your Life Depends on It’

>nude
uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh

maybe 20 years ago

It's actually the prime age to get pregnant, biologically speaking.

I'm just telling you guys what the title of the article says, whether it's right or wrong.

She didn't show any tits. Not nude fag

Amazing how she thinks this will work.

Women only have their holes and nudity to offer?

The only argument a woman will ever have is "muh vagina"

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Can we piss on them?

that bitch is fucking gross and hobbit looking

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Bitch wtf your clothes off for?

She already killed her unborn child when she was 16

In return for (((redistributing))) your income I’ll show you a quarter tit

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I like how President Trump is making liberal whores get their tits out under budget and ahead of schedule.

This urges me to vote Republican

Disgusting ,

Literally whoring herself out for politics hahaha

Abortion takes a toll on women.
When they have one, the body interprets that as "this woman is unable to carry a child", then it sets in motion physiological changes that age a woman faster than she would age otherwise.

Rosie Cotton. If I was ever to marry someone it would have been her. It would have been her for the tax deduction.

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she's on the telethon that starts in half an hour

Who was that French porn star that was going to go around fucking immigrants all over Europe to show solidarity for refugees? Is she dead now?

Jews have square bodies very unattractive

>the body interprets that
>then it sets in motion
Is this Republican Science??

I wish CNN would stop ripping off Aristophanes. They already tried to play the Lysistrata card once and it went nowhere.

you still posted fake news here. you are a nigger faggot

the 50 cent gif...underrated post

Also, reminder that Aristophanes was a comedian, and the idea of a women's sex strike to end a war in the Lysistrata was meant to be ridiculous and funny.

Brainlet CNNiggers are trying to use a comedy as a guide.

>leftist websites telling me to vote all over their front pages

Damn liberals are fucking desperate.

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If she wants people to vote so badly why doesn't she move her hands away? I was thinking of voting for some Democrats but with this kind of teasing I will vote straight Republican.

remember that time she got pissed on by the apple pie guy?

youtube.com/watch?v=BMawX8QfSLo

The next stage of her insanity is for her to cover herself in her own shit.

disgusting old skank.

>The next stage of her insanity is for her to cover herself in her own shit.

Unfortunately, you are entirely correct there...

And she will be called brave and beautiful by the left for doing so.

We got Jewed

ABANDON THREAD

wtf im voting for the dems now

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2 abortions*

more proof that women are perfectly aware that without their sexuality, and sexualization of themselves, they and their opinions are worthless.

hence why women always strip naked for womens rights.

>goes nude to get out the vote
>doesn’t show nipples or vag
>but has gone topless before for no reason
This makes you think

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>disgust.jpg

I got my personal account banned from Twitter by promising to vote Democrat if she promised to put her clothes on. In fucking America

>Like Your Life Depends on It
Why is the left so violent?

youtube.com/watch?v=XKqwUryXb3w

youtube.com/watch?v=XKqwUryXb3w

youtube.com/watch?v=XKqwUryXb3w

At least they don't shoot up synagogues

republicans are nazis

I am so attracted to Chelsea Handler and I have been for years.

Synagogue shooter was anti Trump shill

50 cent fucked her irl

#OMG! #METOO #TOXICMASCULITNITY
then goes on and strips nude to try to drive people to polls. typical cunt that needs to be stoned

disgusting jewess

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Imagine being 50 and thinking your pussy still holds all the power to sway that it did when you were 20.
Sad

Every fucking time

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She’s like 39 lolololol

>woman takes off clothes for attention

Damn, this really made me think.

Congratulations on being free from twatter. Fuck them anyway.

If she promised to keep her clothes on, she might get more votes

If she does she will get deplatformed.

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>stop objectifying us

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This whole time, for YEARS now, I've been thinking Chelsea Handler was the chick on 2 Broke Girls without the big tits.
This is the first time I've seen a picture and realized I had the wrong person.

If all the thots went full free use, then I'd vote full blue.

We’vd got internet, why the fuck would we want this old whore’s selfies? They’re worth less than a Vegas strippers calling card

>old people don't have anything better to do but vote Republican
>young Democrats have to be cajoled with female nudity like a goddamn teenager to vote for their party

Truly makes you think

When the pussy hits the wall.

Jews have massively inflated egos. I'll never understand why, they're all hideous and dumb as rocks.

She must have beer goggles on if she think she looks good.

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Oh man, I forgot they dated.

I'm telling you user just one more vote. You got to have faith. Once we get to see the mangos we'll be on our way to Tahpussy.

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>tfw you realise she is only 43

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>"tee hee I will post bobs and vegene to get votes"
>Doesn't even show anything
Can the left do ANYTHING right?!

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1. Who?
2. She's wearing panties and covering her tits. Fuck off until she does ass-to-mouth with mascara dripping down her cheeks and begging to be beat, choked, and fucked unconscious like the filthy whore she is.
3. You come to me with a borderline fat cunt? What the fuck do you think I am, a nigger that I would be pleased by a chubby white bitch with no thigh gap and zero muscle tone?

Fuck off.

I have no idea why leftists always feel the need to get naked to influence voters. Are they trying to rock the beta webcam contributor vote? They ALWAYS get naked

women are the pestilence of MANkind.

Literally the retarded gender.

Why again do we allow them rights to meddle in the affairs of society, with their pidgeon brains ?

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Fucking based Patrice. Holy shit I've never seen whores get fucking told so damned hard as I've seen this guy do. He should be given a medal... but no wait, we should literally and unironically enslave women first.

she likes anal

If only Lena Dunham made another video like a few years ago, that may win me over. Looks like I will be voting Republican tomorrow. Better luck in 2020, liberals.

kinda ashamed to admit it but i'd fuck her. not proud but i would do it.

Hahahaha another reason to vote Republicans the state of the left

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Dried up kike nigger fucker

Hope she commits suicide

the left thinks there vagina and butt holes have magic powers

I heard the bitch likes to burn the coal, Time to pay the toll.

I'd fuck a Hobbit, but not that.

>she

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It's very telling on who the left think the actual incels are.

This cunts closet is the size of my living room. Fuck I hate the hipocracy of the left. Absolutely enraging.

theres a video of her getting pissed on on a boat right

Source?

they're a'int what they used to be

She's in the water so it's not as interesting as it sounds.

she needs to clean her room