Well?

Literally no one important cares about what Jesus would be doing except leftists who want to use that sentiment to manipulate christlings into allowing more rapists and shitskins into the West.

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Based ladyboy.

You mean if Jesus returned? He'd be smiting evil.

Keanu has gone nuts

He would be too busy casting to jews out of the temple to bother with either if those things

He would lead the caravan back to Honduras, and solve the problems there.

>Retarded progressive atheist tries to manipulate Christian's to do their bidding by twisting the words of the son of God against them.

Kay

Jesus would of probably killed himself seeing how shit the world is today and how cucked his followers are.

trump rally

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What the fuck are you talking about. His own daughter and son in law are jews ffs

He would be all around the world preaching and advocating the destruction of Israel and the extermination of all Jewish people.

Why would Jesus help people steal from other people?

He'd probably be in Africa healing their dangerously low I.Q. scores.

hed kick the caravan out for being usurers just like he kicked the merchants out of the temple. then hed go to the white house with trump and telll the world that the pharisees of our time control us and that we are divided by them as they are satans spawn

The Leftist political comic says he would be for the caravan so it must be true BTFO Orange man supporters.

Jewsus would be financing the caravan

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He wouldn't have gotten nailed up if the kikes hadn't allowed open borders to Romans, so what the fuck do you think?

God wouldn't care about politics in these ages, it's all so miniscure to him and also understandable as its cirumstances which mainly puts two good hearts against each other, he only cares if you're with him or not, that's it. The world is lost and cannot be saved, only your soul can.

Would be enjoying some bagna cauda here in Turin and retrieve the holy shroud

Literally this. He'd be called a nazi for trying to explain the jewish usury going on and the manipulation by these demons.

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Christ would be kicking over tables and screaming, chasing jews out of the temples with a fucking flail just like he did before.
He was of the sword not of the cloth.
If Christ were here he'd be the fuhrer .
when you hear WWJD, remember even he couldn't swallow the shit kikes were trying to pull and beat the shit out of them.

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Jesus actually said you have to follow the country's laws.
This is why the left shouldn't try to meme Christianity.

itt: nobody answers the question

Nothing like a liberal atheist trying to use Christian values to manipulate me.

He'd be on another cross where he belongs.

Jesus will run away because there's too many LGBT and degenerates in USA.

I explained it before, but you didn't pay attention.

>Yusef and Miriam had to go to Beth Lechem for the census
>The only people counted in the census were landowners
>Landowners were the rich people
>Yusef was not a poor carpenter, he employed a bunch of people and ran a business
>Yeshua was the son of a rich guy

Jesus would be a rich trust fund kiddie. Kind of like Jeff Gordon.

He would be killed again by jews

Jesus gets mad at jews for running money changing services in the synagogue. Why would Jewsus get so mad? Well the bible says to tithe 10% to the church if people are wasting their money outside of the church before entering it. That would obviously piss off Jesus.
Leviticus 27:30; Numbers 18:26; Deuteronomy 14:24; 2 Chronicles 31:5; Malachi 3:9-10; 2 Chronicles 31:5
1 Corinthians 16:2
James 1:5

GIVE THE CHURCH MORE SHEKELS GOY

oh shit on you, stupid goj

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Do not let the sinful use your religion as a tool against you. They do not follow its ways, and only seek to currupt you.

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He would be in the middle east you fucking nigger

>Let me try to manipulate you using the religion I spit on

he never existed

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This. He'd be busy raining hellfire on San Francisco and Hollywood.

>tfw being christian in 2050

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Literally that is what he would say. bible says dont cast pearls before swine you fucking retard.

In prison for shooting up a synagogue

he tucc me

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If Jesus supported the caravan he would have been the anti-Roman revolutionary the Jews were looking for.
"Render onto Caesar what is Caesar's"

Jesus probably would be pulling super saiyan like stunts as walking on the water is not as impressive anymore.

God walking on Earth again, as it says in Revelations, will be with a sword. However, what he'll do with it is anyone's guess, because I can't begin to fathom a being with the power and patience that he has.

All I can do is trust God.

wrong, dickhead. it's a trick question. Trump is Jesus.

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>tfw lefties are so desperate, they'll literally try to convince you that jesus would be a degenerate leftist
He's not THAT jewish, you kike.

Again, this is actually what the bible says. your not posting epic gotchas your posting simplified versions of actual bible messages. glad I can feel secure in my religion since it aligns with my political opinions.

Jewsus cant nothing, "amerika" is not on his map.

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He would be ruling the most powerful nation on earth destroying anyone who doesnt bow to him

He'd be dead somewhere in the middle east. It would be a race to see who killed him first: ISIS, the Syrians or the Iranians.

We probably already had the second coming and just never heard about it because the Iranians killed him already.

Think again. youtu.be/EbOzfXAJm4I

???????the bible was written after christ's death,
he didn't read or write the bible user.
I accuse you of kikery for trying to subvert the teachings of the son of god.

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I'm thinking he wouldn't be on the side of the people throwing rocks at and making demands of others.

>suffer not a witch to live
>kill disobedient children
>give unto ceaser
>drive out the money changers

You really want us to start following the bible, faggot?

Sage

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yeah nail him on a cross again in his shithole country

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Caravans are averaging seventy miles per day walking. Hmm. That's almost three marathons each day. Women and children included. Can someone explain, please?

Muzzle has a point here

There probably wouldn't BE a caravan any more, because once Jesus returns, all kingdoms and earthly institutions will be subordinated under him. Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.

He'd be a dirty Arab banned from traveling to america, Christcucks help to destroy this nation.

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Nice try retard. He would be driving out the merchants

>violently removes jews from his father's property
I think the answer should be pretty obvious.

He wouldn't be at either, as he did not make any overtures to any earthly political movement.

He'd be killing jews

I don't remember Jesus leading a mob of derelicts to invade another country

He wouldnt bother with either lmfao

Jesus does not invoke change, there is free will for a reason.

That isnt how the bible, christianity, or any sort of judeo-christo-catholic/abrahamic religion works.

maybe he meant moses

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this board is hilarious.
I can post as many pictures of men putting infant penis in their mouths and biting while sucking it as I want.
But I try to post one webm of muslims in the UK getting caught in grooming gangs and it won't even load and just bans you instantly.
why is open child pornography fine as long as its jewish doing the molestation?

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look all the jews are gone.
they left because they want this thread slid now.
looks like i know what to do in every thread now.

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I like to think he would be whipping all the merchants out of temples.

fpbp

hey if you dont sin, jesus died for nothing

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At the Trump Rally, obviously. Your only allegiance is to your own. not defective demented low IQ spicks

So was Jesus. #notalljews

Jesus called a foreign woman a mutt and said he wasn't sent for people like her. True story

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You forgot to add a "drumpf" in there. You faggots are literally making your own language to express your autism.

Forgotten weapons new vid looks awesome

Its true, mutt kingdom wills rule thee earth.

are you fucking retarded? I think you are and don't understand what the torah is.

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"Galatians 3:28 King James Version (KJV)

There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus."

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I like these kind of hypothetical situations: Basically Jesus in his times was in a very isolated position, basically a jew under roman domain and claiming to be the savor of the Jewish people, but his own people believed that he was nuts and wanted a individual that take the arms. When the romans killed him all of his teachings were passed through the sayings of people that most likely never listened or even met him. At least for me and the way he's portrayed Jesus will be in the caravan being ostracized and guiding and giving good ideas to a few followers, only to die tragically.
But what kind of message this Jesus could have, that could be so contrarian, maybe if the US take the place of the Romans in this narrative, most likely he will be convincing some that they must fix their land before fleeing.

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Holy shit I've seen the light OP.

I should base my life and politics off of a 2,000 year Legend in a book....because 15,000 Beaners which are most definitely harboring murderers and rapists, want to come in my country.

WTF I'm a JEW now! MOZELTOFF!!!

He'd be a key speaker at the rally.

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He would have a really tight travel schedule trying to kick over the tables of the merchant jews profaning the name of god with their worship of satan.

It would be his second coming. So, he'd be slaying the shit out of the evil wretched demonic jews. Murdering them all... pools of blood. Trump would be one of His generals. Jesus Christ conquers.

why does this bot thread get 250 posts ever hour he reposts it? Sage you fucking losers.

He'd tell the caravan to "go and sin no more" Meaning, go home and stop sponging off of other countries.

"21 Leaving that place, Jesus withdrew to the region of Tyre and Sidon. 22 A Canaanite woman from that vicinity came to Him, crying out, “Lord, Son of David, have mercy on me! My daughter is suffering terribly from demon-possession.”

23 Jesus did not answer a word. So his disciples came to Him and urged Him, “Send her away, for she keeps crying out after us.” 24 He answered, “I was only sent to the lost sheep of Israel.”

(Matthew 15:21-24)

Why on earth are idiots who's never read the bible nor have plans of doing so pretending to understand it's message. Like it gives them some moral leverage. Actually read it or fuck off

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