Ask a US Police Officer Anything

Gonna continue from the last thread

>Are police always fishing or do they ever have good intentions
Not always. casual conversation is a good way to defuse tense situations. And sometimes I'd rather just make small talk than go about my work in silence.

I never have, never been offered a bribe large enough to be remotely worth taking

I do. We don't get ahead, but we push things back to an equilibrium that as much better than if we weren't present at all. Like I said before, we know what the problems are, and address them best our time, resources, and political backing will allow us

None that I know off. Anything computer related will involve a degree.

Don't pull over. I know it might look bad, but the nogs are more likely to flip out or get aggressive when they see you roll up, can make a bad situation worse. For the most part, we deal with them every day and know how to handle the situation. Something that might make you make a rash decision is something we've seen hundreds of times over

Terrible

Most female officers tend to overcompensate more with the stereotypical "bad attitude" behavior, just from the fact that they all feel like they get taken less seriously from the get go. I've trained my fair share of female officers when I was with the city police force, and it was always a challenge to get them to focus on de-escalation rather than confrontation. In our line of work people are always going to get aggressive with you, you have to accept that as a fact of life. Female cops have the bad habit of taking it personally far more often, if that makes sense

Little things. You wouldn't believe the shit people will carry in cars, or have out in the open in a house or apartment

where/what is it?

No, they would have to actually come on your property, and you'd have to be able to make a case they meant to do you harm

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Your feelings on responsible armed citizen's?

how much do you hate liberals? would you shoot an Antifag if you knew you could get away with it?

I occasionally get tweakers coming into my yard attempting to steal shit. I don't really want to shoot them, because in this state I believe it's only legal if they break into your house.

However, if some tools were to find themselves mysteriously electrified, what, if any charges may be brought against me? Also thank you for the good threads.

Perfectly ok with it. Never had a problem with people owning/carrying guns.

The Antifag shit heads legit trigger me as a police officer. Thankfully we never had much of it where I work, but watching that shit on youtube makes my blood boil. They do literally everything you can do to escalate a situation and make it more dangerous, and they don't even the balls to go out and protest without hiding who they are

Would hearing machinegun fire count as probable cause to enter someones property and snoop around for potentially illegal weapons? If you thought someone might be breaking a gun law, but without any other crime involved, how much would you care?
>t. squeaky clean gun enthusiast that doesn't agree with certain unconstitutional firearms laws

Strictly speaking I'm sure they could sue you for it(I know it's tweakers, but just saying). However if by the time law enforcement arrived and we didn't find any evidence of said electrified tools, not much we could do

In all seriousness, most LEO's have great sympathy to normal people who live in neighborhoods where they have to deal with that shit.

Used to be a housing development on my patrol where cars were getting broken into on a regular basis by local nogs at night. One guy started going out and sleeping in his car, caught the guys coming up in his driveway and beat the shit out of them

Strictly speaking, yes, machine gun fire would be probable cause to enter a property. However, it would be to ascertain the nature of the gun fire and if it was posing a threat to safety. I wouldn't be able to search beyond plain view unless I went in and found you running a drug lab or a sex dungeon. And in reality I wouldn't give 2 shits as long as you weren't doing something reckless.

I patrol tons of rural routes now where people shoot all sorts of wild shit in their backyards, I'm not trying to come out and bust anyone's balls as long as you aren't being reckless

How redpilled are cops on Jews/race/etc?

Are cops most often born/raised in the areas they work? I'm hoping to move out of my state into a law enforcement career if it's feasible.

On race, pretty damned redpilled. No way to get around that in our line of work, it's in your face everyday

No idea about Jews. I don't really have any strong opinions one way or the other.

It's 50/50, it's easy to move around in law enforcement. Lots of guys decide they want to work for something bigger/smaller/different. And you have guys who work in the same town they grew up in.

Most city police departments will want you to live a reasonable distance to the city however

>However if by the time law enforcement arrived and we didn't find any evidence of said electrified tools, not much we could do
Neat. I could probably nigger rig some sort of alarm to go off should I get on of em. Gonna have some fun with this.
>most LEO's have great sympathy to normal people who live in neighborhoods where they have to deal with that shit.
They do. It's a small town, and while there are a number of these fuckers around, it's just one family in my neighborhood. The sheriffs drive by regularly looking for a reason to arrest them. I honestly feel like I could get away with burning the house down desu. It's been condemned twice for not having power and water, and it looks exactly like you think it does. Wound never actually go through with it, but the thought has crossed my mind.

watch this and everything will make sense
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You're all alike.

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How many black people did you shoot?

Are you less likely to stop Gooks?

>It's been condemned twice for not having power and water, and it looks exactly like you think it does

The local power/water companies had what they called "escort only" properties that were like this. Places where the power/water would get cut off all the time. They wouldn't only send guys out to shut off service with police escort because they'd had the various occupants come out and threaten to kill/shoot/fuck them if they turned the water or power off. I went out on tons of these calls

One building was this this same ghetto ass family for like 3 years. We probably went out to it over 10 times to guard the utility company doing service disconnections. everyone in the house over the age 15 was known to local law enforcement for some reason or another. The "dad" of the family eventually got killed, was drunk and high on meth riding his crotch rocket and t-boned a ford ranger. They moved out after, never saw them again thankfully

Shit guy that's an hour long video. I'll try

In my career? 2

nah, lots of variety

No, asians are in fact terrible drivers

Anything you can tell us about MS-13?

You've consumed tens of thousands of hours of Jew propaganda thru school and media. Just watch it in two parts.

What happens to illegal aliens when they are arrested? Are they typically detained and deported?

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We've busted up drug runners for MS-13 before. Where I am on the east coast, Charlotte and Atlanta are the 2 closest places you'd find them in any numbers. The gangs I dealt directly with were all more local animals

However, I patrol an area that has a major north/south interstate which gets used to brings drugs up from Florida and other places in the south into DC and farther north. The deal used to be that they would load up old RV's to move serious amounts of product, so we ran targeted speed enforcement to get them pulled over.

After that, the runners all mostly had faked DL's or no DL at all, so it was easy to get in and find the drugs. The clever guys would rent a car and tow it behind the RV and stash the drugs in that.

I'm working on it

Usually deported, although again, it's not a big issue where I work and live. Pain in the ass too, because the process isn't fast or efficient at all

Wow, rare

I'm in a modified sheriff's academy right now. Why did you pick PD over SO or highway patrol? And what do you wish you were told going into the academy?

What if when I get pulled over, I roll down my window and when asked anything, I simply stare at the officer and never say a word?

Is it true cops are taught to unload all their rounds if they fire their weapons instead of single shots?

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I'm highway patrol now, which I enjoy

The PD in my area had a better reputation, better pay, better benefits, and you started as a detention officer while you completed their police academy, so it let you get your feet wet in a more controlled environment

I did 8 years with that PD, then moved out of the city and switched to being a trooper.

Going in, I wish people had been more realistic about just how much of a beat down this job can put on you. I wouldn't have been scarred off but I would have been better prepared to handle it.

Also wish I'd networked more, it really helps to start putting together a solid network of co-workers right from the start.

If it's a traffic stop, there are a few questions the officer HAS to have you answer in order to lawfully issue the citation. As long as you answer those, the worst you can expect is him being an ass. However, if you fail to answer the questions he HAS to have answered, they can arrest your ass.

You fire until the threat is neutralized. I have seen a guy take 11 rounds from a glock 31 and still pull a knife out of his boot and stab a guy in the side.

Thank you for your service, officer.
Is it true that some PDs/troopers have 'quotas' ?

>However, if you fail to answer the questions he HAS to have answered, they can arrest your ass.
interesting. Would be worth it to bring this to the SCOTUS. I have a right to remain silent.

Why you guys are so double standard when it comes to Right wing rallies ? It seems like you guys let Antifa do what they want but as soon as right winger defends himself you guys rush to arrest him? What do (((they))) exactly teach you in academy?

Eyy
couple years ago I was walking to work, 3rd shift so late night and a patrol car pulls right up beside me with the spot on
pull off my headphones and wait for them to get out
>suspicious activities reported, match the description, can we search your backpack?
yeah sure, all I got is receipts and apron for work
shill CYT for McDons because I have a flyer and hey, it's my job
>find half a blunt I had forgotten I had
>fucking PUTS IT BACK IN BACKPACK
>be careful with that, have a nice night

I am pretty pale and I yessir nosir'd them the whole time
Is this normal or were they just being super chill and not wanting to bust me for nothing really bad/do paperwork?

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I got a text from a neighbor saying the police were at my front door, I was in the back and didn't hear the knock. I checked the camera and the officer was in the alley first, he glanced at a security camera I have 12' in the air facing down at my rear gate and alley. He took some notes, glanced at each trash can, then his car came to the front where he knocked on the door, waited, knocked, then left.

I wasn't making noise or anything, dog didn't get out, I don't break the law, there was no note left, but I'm curious. I scanned the security footage for the alley for the previous day and nothing out of the ordinary. One time a stolen car was left there and I gave them the files, but nothing like that this time.

Should I call the police department to see what it was all about? Or maintain a no-contact policy as per usual?

I'm in a part of town that's kind of ghetto, but near a nice part... big city.

Not OP, but the "have to ask" questions are generally stuff like your name, and you aren't testifying against yourself in that situation.

Ever have anything super fucking weird happen to you? Like, "I swear I'm living through a creepypasta" stuff?

They used to, but even then-(and it's the same now), it's all about income generation. X amount of tickets = we can fund the police force for another month. Small police forces generation the vast majority of their income from ticket revenue.

It's why small towns will set speed traps, or petition to have the towns boundaries pushed out to include a section of the interstate. It's shitty, no cop I know off enjoys running a speed trap, but in small PD's or poor counties, it's the only way they maintain an operating budget

If it were actionable I am sure someone would have by now? You're not testifying in that sort of situation, it's just logistical questions; asking who you are, do you understand the ticket, getting you to sign.

We have right wing rallies here alllll the time my man, and that's not reflective of what I see. However, I will say, from personal experience, the right wing guys at these things let themselves get baited too easily. Some shit will yell and chant and goad, and the dude will eventually lose his cool and start swinging. I can't arrest someone for yelling dumb shit, but we have to arrest you when you start swinging.

Flip side to that is, the few times antifa fucks have shown up down here, truck loads of them got arrested for the same thing

>were they just being super chill and not wanting to bust me for nothing really bad/do paperwork?
This, if they really were trying to find someone, and you weren't the dude, most cops aren't gonna try and fuck your night up over a blunt. Most of us are ready to see 50 state legalization of pot anyway

>I'm in a part of town that's kind of ghetto, but near a nice part... big city.

Could have been out investigation any number of random things, and might have been guessing at the location based on what information he got passed. If he saw you had the camera, I am willing to bet he was going to ask you if it recorded whatever it was he was investigating. If they really wanna know they'll come back

exactly. I have to definitively identify who you are to lawfully issue a ticket. I have to ask and receive acknowledgement that you understand the infraction and ticket once I write it all out and give it to you, and ask if you have any questions.

few years back when that "people dress up as a creepy clown" shit was going on, I got a call about it and it was weird as fuck. It was 4 of these fuckers, standing out in a field by a major street.

None of them talked when I walked up, literally all just staring at us without moving at all. Other officers showed up about 30 seconds later and they sort of snapped out of it and started talking to us, but it was a solid 60 seconds of feeling like I was in a horror movie

can you tell me... what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?

Sure can't

Seriously though, has anyone ever said something so funny that you just let them go? I've heard a couple of stories.

How will the death of Gary J Willis affect police morale? Apparently he is a thought criminal that didn't deserve the 2nd amendment. (atleast his sister didn't think so). I don't blame the police, but how many people will have to die for not giving up their 2nd amendment rights before police stop enforcing unconstitutional laws? IF this guy was a felon who commited a crime, I wouldn't care. If this guy were black, it would be national news. Most likely republicans killing or taking away rights from other republicans because democrats say so...

I've given a couple people warnings instead of tickets over the years for being funny as shit. If you can make me laugh, it deserves a break.

Red flag laws are a serious legal gray area. Honestly surprised a major supreme court case hasn't happened because of them yet. And it's a rough situation all the way around

The guy didn't want to give up his gun, which is understandable. No idea what his background is/was, but that's not the best way to appraoch someone you think might be violent or unstable

On the other hand, he fired at a police officer, which pretty much sealed his fate in so far as how the situation was going to play out

On the other other hand, that order was made by a relative. Not anyone in law enforcement. Not a medical professional. A relative filed it and it got taken seriously, which is the biggest aspect of these laws tha chaps my ass.

Morale wise, not good. It's a no-win situation for most all officers. None of us want to be going around trying to take people's guns away. But we don't want to flat our ignore people that could be dangerous either, but this red flag law shit isn't the way

What are the cam specs, carb size and jet sizes, intake/header/exhaust setup, what grade of fuel is it set up to use, and the piston compression?

The correct timing is 100% guesswork without knowing all of these variables.
If you reallllyyyy need to plug a number in 4-8 degrees BTDC at idle is a maximum for a properly operating stock 327. It should then hit 28-36 degrees at WOT when reaching 3000 RPM, if your timing hardware is working right.

Do nonWhite cops ruin your day? Do you keep tabs on "racist white incels" in case they they shoot up a school?
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whats the best way to survive and traffic stop, with absolute least amount of interaction necessary

my rules are this;
(1) pull over as soon as possible
(2) turn off radio, put out cigarette, roll window down halfway, get license and insurance out and on dash, then put hands on steering wheel and wait for cop to approach window

i do this routine in hopes of calming him (cause i figure every traffic stop is a little unnerving, and he doesnt know what to expect)... I make sure cop can see my hands at all times

now before anyone says "c u c k " ... the whole point is de escalation and getting out of there with minimal amount of hassle

twenty years driving, two warnings, no tickets, never searched etc etc .... my system seems to work

any suggestions, how can i do better?

Oh man, can you share? One guy said he got pulled over and when the officer asked him why he was speeding, the guy said "I heard you were having a bad day, so I raced over here to bring you these" then handed him a fresh bag of jelly beans that were sitting on his dash. The cop just laughed and said gtfo

>pull over as soon as possible
I try to find the safest place for the interaction. Absolutely no cop wants to be on the side of a highway or road during rush hour. If it's raining I hope there's a place with an awning. Police are people too, you know?

If you can, pick an empty lot, pull into a parking space, let the officer block you in, shut your car off. Proceed as normal.

>Little things. You wouldn't believe the shit people will carry in cars, or have out in the open in a house or apartment
give some examples please

Both you guys are on track. Pull over to the safest place possible. I don't mind following you for 15 extra seconds if we can pull into a parking lot instead of the side of the road.

If you have tinted windows, roll that shit all the way down so I can see your hands when I would up. this is a particular sticking point for me because I almost got shot because of tinted windows once

If it's dark turn your dome light on for me.

Put the car in park and turn it off. Slow, deliberate movements. If you have to reach anywhere let the officers know,

You don't have to talk, but just be civil, and at least give me a head nod when I ask you do you under

If you have to step out of the car, take your keys with you, so that we eliminate the chance you might run back and jump in to drive off

Best one was this old man I pulled for speeding, like 20 over, in a blacked out Cadillac on the interstate

He was pretty nice when I walked up to start talking to him, so I said something to him along the lines of "You had to see me behind you, what were you doing speeding like that?"

He dead pan he looks me in the eye and says "My wife ran off with a state trooper 20 years ago, I was scared as fuck you were trying to bring her back"

So how does it feel knowing your paycheck is funded through theft of income via propertytax ? How does it feel knowing you are the same wellfare parasite as the niggers we were forced to live with ?

10 degrees can't go wrong bro

What do you think of Jow Forums?

yeah i should have added
put on turn signal, look for spot to be off road completely --- I do that
the signal is to let him know i see the lights and Im pulling over
and yeah i also turn car off 100%, keys on dash

Ive ever been pulled over twice, i rarely drink (only special occassions, christmas wine, new years champagne, occasional glass of scotch at funerals, maybe some irish ale for birthdays bbqs and events) ... never ever drive drunk

btw thanks for all your hard work user
i could never do your job, I have seen tons of videos and cant believe you guys just dont fucking shoot the sons of bitches
Its impossible for me to imagine how anyone can act like that and think they are going to just walk away, so disrespectful.
My thoughts are that if a man acts with dignity and honour, he will be treated in a dignified manner, even if he is a criminal.

A cop i know summed it up this way. 99 out of 100 people arent actually bad people, they are just normal people that did something stupid, and now they have to pay the price for thier stupidity. real evil is rare. the charlie mansons of the world. most criminals are just stupid people doing stupid stuff
what are your thoughts on that?

HAHAHA! That's pretty funny, it's all in the delivery.

Those old timers are straight shooters, I would have believed it for a second, lol dad jokes.

I hope you enjoy your taxpayer paid pension and healthcare for life, retiring at 50. Thanks for bankrupting our states with your faggot unions. If you were a patriot you would refuse the money, but you aren't. You're just a "first responder" sucking on the government's tit. Basically, all cops are niggers.

If your department is to issue orders to confiscate guns from law abiding citizens whose only “crime” is wrongthink, will you be volunteering to kick down the door yourself or be driving the robot with C4 taped onto it, you fucking boot?

Is the reason why US cops are so trigger happy because they show them the training video of Kyle Dinkheller?

For anyone who hasn't seen it yet (I suggest you don't watch it, it'll ruin your day) it's a 90's dashcam vid of a Vietnam vet with an M1 Carbine who hallucinates that some poor rookie kid cop is Charlie and mercilessly shoots him in his legs and arms and stomach as punishment for being a 'coward' and 'not shooting back' or something like that, I can't remember I'm not going to rewatch it because of the screams.


>where/what is it?
9pm-12pm fri & sat nights.
there's a live pd thread that goes up on Jow Forums before the start of the show.
it's the typical banter in the chatroom with fellow anons. laffs are shared at the expense of others.
and you can play live pd bingo. in fact, you should cruise around with a bingo card one night and then post your results after the shift lol.

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>What the fuck is LivePD?
MORE THAN 30 CAMERA CREWS FOLLOW AROUND COPS IN 8 STATES AND IT'S (BASICALLY) LIVE - ALMOST ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN - COPS BE COPPIN' AND NIGS BE NOGGIN' - ITS THE HIGHEST RATED TRUE CRIME SHOW ON TV RIGHT NOW

>Hurr durr it's not actually live
CONFIRMED FOR LESS THAN 30 MINUTE DELAY - JUST ENOUGH TIME TO BLEEP WORDS AND CUT THE FEED IF A NOG GETS TURNED INTO SWISS CHESSE (CAN'T SHOW THAT ON TELEVISION)

>What Channel?
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Fuck off, cops are fucking retarded assholes who spend all their time harassing people while simultaneously breaking laws and acting as if they are above them. You're ALL a bunch of niggers. Go lie in some more court cases, plant some more fake evidence, and bother some more people trying to drive around and enjoy life you fucking kikes. Get the fuck out of the board of peace.

Every police officer I have ever dealt with has pulled me for some fucking trivial shit like 5km/h over the limit down a hill, a little late on the orange light, taillight out, etc... Every time I have been extremely polite, tried to explain my situation and apologise. NOPE, every fucking time they do not give a shit and get out the ticket book, at that point I cease to be polite, tell them to give me the ticket and fuck off. You fuckers are rentseeking parasites who spend your whole time revenue gathering for minor offenses while diversities are out there breaking and entering and bashing skulls in for iPhones.

When the police stop being fucking cunts you might get some respect out of me, but since every man in this country with a set of morals has long since quit the force, I expect that to be never.

i paid over 4000$ last year on property tax, and lamost another 20k to federal governemnt
my property tax got me roads, sewers, water, police adn fire
my federal tax ... more gimmegrants, rapefugees and a lame military that can barely field a division strength unit ... oh and a bunch of crooked politicians

geuss which taxes Id rather pay

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE.

One guy has entire bookshelf full of dildo's, vibrators, and other assorted sex toys in the living room of his house, and referred to some of the fake cocks by a name

The very first "sovereign citizen" traffic stop I ever did, the guy had his entire car covered in my little pony stickers, inside and out

We got called out to this apartment complex once and the guy was keeping over 200 snakes in the apartment, and had posters of mythical creatures all over his place

I don't lose any sleep over it. You don't wanna pay property tax? Move to the Caribbean, and tell me what it's like if you ever have to call the police

I like it, it's a place that makes no apology for what it is, and I like that

>99 out of 100 people arent actually bad people, they are just normal people that did something stupid, and now they have to pay the price for thier stupidity. real evil is rare. the charlie mansons of the world. most criminals are just stupid people doing stupid stuff

For everyday people, the sentiment is pretty true. When you start getting out to career criminals and drug infested neighborhoods, it's more that people can't escape the nature of their surroundings. The ghetto is always going breed dengernates, no matter what you do, if that makes sense?

Our union is bankrupting anyone down here my man. You wanna come do this for free, be my guest

Like I said in my last thread, no cops in the south are gonna go take guns. They tried to pull shit when hurricane matthew came through the carolina coast, and local PD's told them to fuck off

added note for CCW. I usually put my CCW with my drivers license and insurance when I hand it all over so there are no suprises. Keep your hands on the steering wheel and do not reach for it. Cop might want you to step out of the car (or off the motorcycle) so he can unload the gun and put it on the hood. I don't mind. I think etiquette should be more thoroughly covered in CCW class. Perhaps 'getting pulled over etiquette' should be covered more in High School driver's ed too.

It's because anyone you interact with could have a gun/be that guy, and has hard rugs have become a bigger and bigger problem, you encounter not only gus but people so fucking strung out they have no idea what the fuck they are doing

If your flag is correct, I have vacationed in the UK a couple times, had the pleasure of talking to a few LEO's while I was their, and the difference in culture for law enforcement was crazy. I would be a terrible police officer in the UK lol

My last shift is already a bingo lmao

>Go lie in some more court cases, plant some more fake evidence, and bother some more people trying to drive around and enjoy life you fucking kikes. Get the fuck out of the board of peace.

So what parking lot were you smoking weed in when you got rolled up on by a cop who got called out to see what you were doing?

I've been told on Jow Forums that Australia/New Zealand your police are fucking crazy when it comes to traffic stops and speeding infractions?

>Perhaps 'getting pulled over etiquette' should be covered more in High School driver's ed too.
It would make life so much easier. If we all had an accepted practice of what to do when getting a ticket, everyone would benefit from it

Cops in aussie are fucking assholes.
Ours are hit or miss, used to be great but a there's lot of douche bags coming through now. The female ones are a pack of cunts.
Last time they pulled me over for being in the mcdonalds drive through at bar closing time.
I was 100% sober, had been up shitposting all night and didn't even realize what the time was.
She claimed she followed me from a certain bar and wasted so much time making me wait, my food went cold.
The breath test came back 0 but they made me wait in my car for about 15 minutes while they did go knows what. I have a perfectly clean record and have worked my whole life.
I was polite as I had to be and said only what I was asked in a concise manner.

>So what parking lot were you smoking weed in when you got rolled up on by a cop who got called out to see what you were doing?

Hey dickless, I don't do drugs, I'm a citizen who doesn't like to pretend to like your sub110IQ shithead organization which constantly tries to shit up society and act better than others. You know what should happen when you are 'called out' somewhere by some fucking retarded niggerfaggot? NOTHING, NOT A CRIME. Not that YOU FUCKING MORONS know any of the laws that you supposedly 'enforce' -- or would actually ever admit this. Go suck a cock you power-tripping faggot, you shitheads are anti-freedom and anti-american scum.

Scum.

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*Hey dickless, I don't do drugs, I'm a citizen who doesn't like to pretend to like your sub110IQ shithead organization which constantly tries to shit up society and act better than others is worth a damn.

Hate these fucking cockroaches so much that I didn't finish my fucking sentence. Goddamn these fucks are the worst. George Washington would NEVER have tolerated you shitbags.

>claims to be cop

says can't shoot people making fertive movements after making threatening gun gestures previously.

Not answering "it depends on if a reasonable person would find the use of a firearm necessary to prevent imminent serious bodily harm or death."

Guess how I know you aren't actually a cop.

LARP somewhere else faggot.

t. lawyer.

You generously call them police, what they are is taxpayer funded revenue gathering thugs who cruise around all day finding trivial shit to justify stealing money to fund their retirement. Recently they have taken to carrying nicotine test strips too and pulling over people vaping in their cars, forcing them to test their vape juice and arresting and prosecuting with full force of the law if nicotine is found as it is basically illegal here.

Lived in NZ for a while, my experience was exactly the fucking same as here. Females are the absolute worst, one of the bitches pulled me over, no adequate reason provided, just "routine traffic stop", started checking my vehicle which was totally legit. Spent a good 15 minutes walking around the car, clearly trying to find an infraction, finally gets her little fucking ruler out and starts poking it into my tires, issued me a fine because one tiny section of one fucking tire was fractionally below their limits.

I was speeding on a state highway and a city cop pulled me over. He was trying to impress his young rookie partner. He tried to lecture me on speeding and threatened to give me a ticket. I just smiled and asked him if he was some kind of super cop..operating outside of his city and on a state highway. He yelled at me and the fucked off back to his car. No ticket was issued and no fucks were given.

Nice samefagging. Also to OP, is it true that most cop cars (and the taxi fleet) are keyed alike?

My mom's friend just got back from Mongolia, she liked it a lot. Are you living the yurt lifestyle or are you in Ulanbaatar?

Hey piggy, how does it feels to serve establishment of literal satanist kikes and subjugate people to ensure that said kikes stay in power? Just like that time recently when white man went out to gun down some kike parasites, but it was not kikes themselves who stopped him, but their whitey pig slaves, some of them even caught a bullets to ensure safety of master.
You will burn in hell alongside them, you know, and they wont even be grateful to you for your service.

how often do you find drugs in someones pants and they say, "these pants ain't mine"

the most pairs of pants have you found on one individual?

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How do "sanctuary cities" work? Would you be banned from going after illegals, deporting them, or transferring them to ICE custody after they got themselves arrested?

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do u know if the police departments are covering up horrendous crimes like child sex trafficking and that members of the police are in on it?

>My last shift is already a bingo lmao
post bingo

Yeah that's bullshit man.
Tyre wear is across a cross section.

Another thing that happened to me, I drive an SS commy that I keep immaculate and I dress tidy and look normal.
Was parked at a servo while my friend went in to give the cashier some money he owed him (we knew the guy) He couldn't hand him cash over the counter and have him pocket it so he gave his keys and said to put the money in his car.
A car full of cops, 4 of them were parked next to me, one was inside.
We drove out and parked in a parking lot by the back of the servo, my m,ate went and put the money in the guys car.
These fucking cops pull up next to me and ask me what I'm doing.
I said I'm not breaking any laws, my mate has gone back to the servo.
They sat there and waited for my mate, then followed me across town. I just pulled over to ask the guy what his problem was.
He pulls up and comes to the window and starts IDing and does his breath test which I pass.
Fucker is straight out harassing and asking me why I'm nervous.
As far as I can tell I'm just my normal self.
I explain to the dude that he's treating me like a criminal. After I drove off they followed me to where I went (my friends house) they just did a drive by and turned around and fucked off.
The guy was just a flat out prick while the other 3 sat in the car eating servo pies.
I lost a lot of respect for the cops after that.
Real brown people crimes are happening all over the fucking town and they have time to do this bullshit

What do you think about the CIA supplying ghettos with drugs and weapons?

Kiwianon you are my fren but you do yourself no favours by driving the car of the eternal bogan. The pullover rates in a Commadore must be 10x the rate of any other car no matter how normal you look.

>George Washington would NEVER have tolerated you shitbags.

that's a good one, I'm saving that one.

You can't shoot people for making finger guns at you, Mr. Lawyer, even us street thug cops know that

>Not answering "it depends on if a reasonable person would find the use of a firearm necessary to prevent imminent serious bodily harm or death."
And I hate having to talk that way when I go to court for shit.

I will give you credit though, you sound exactly like a lawyer

Nicotine is illegal
Shew guys, I feel less bad about the US all of a sudden

garunteed his coworkers also think he's a dick

When we all drove crown vics, this was sorta true. You had certain runs of cars that were all keyed the same, so any officer could grab any car. I am sure it was the same with taxi fleets too. Stopped being a thing when the Charger and FPO started replacing everything

Probably will end up in hell, if there is such a place

I have never gotten the pants aren't mine before, but my max pants count on one guy was 3

Not exactly sure, it's never been a thing here

>do u know if the police departments are covering up horrendous crimes like child sex trafficking and that members of the police are in on it?
The worst I personally know that gets close to this was rub and tug massage parlors. People knew where those places were for a decade or more and shit never got done about it, and no one even seemed to care that they were a thing.

Suddenly, in like the last 2 years people all of a sudden started to give a shit about them, they get raided and shut down, everyone starts talking about sex trafficking

Never bought much into that. Ghetto's didn't need the CIA's help to be shit holes

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No no, nicotine isn't illegal. They will happily sell you 10x50g bags of lung cancer and don't give a shit if you smoke that all day. Put that nicotine into a fairly safe juice though and prepare to be fucked by the law. Clearly tobacco company protectionist horseshit.

It's a VX SS. literally the last gen cop car.
Show room condition, completely 100% stock standard.
Over here it's probably considered an old man's car.
Bogans here drive skylines and other jappers and they generally hate commodores.
I'm just not into the ricer bullshit

Both niggers,cops,fbi,cia testified to this. You're as fake as it gets.

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How do you deal with it when public opinion is not in your favour?Over here nobody trusts the police since a governor ordered to shoot some guys at a hotel or so the story goes.Also how many of us have you arrested?

What went wrong in your life to become an enforcer for ZOG and be on the wrong side of everything decent and good in this world?

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>Also how many of us have you arrested?
Not enough. Why they ever gave you US citizenship way back when is beyond me.

I can not even begin to imagine a patrol captain trying to explain to a barracks of troopers that we were going to have to start testing vape juice for nicotine.

Dude maybe it did happen in big cities, I don't fucking know, never worked in one. However I highly doubt the CIA and FBI are arming ghetto's in the rural south. These guys don't have any trouble getting Hi-Point and meth all on their own

You just stick to the basics of your job. Public opinion goes up and down, depends on what the social justice flavor of the month is. All you can do is focus on the work, and trying to do as decent a job as you can. And a lot, y'all ran decent prostitution racket for about 3 years

Who is ZOG?

>Who is ZOG?
The ones who pay you to be a thug. Your gang leader, so to say.

Are you a Freemason? is the chief of police in your county or whatever a Freemason?

Chevy didn't make a 327 in '65, the 327 didn't come out til '62. And it wasn't offered in a four-barrel carb til '64.
HOWEVER... in 1964 the correct iginition timing would be 4 degrees before top dead center.

>y'all ran decent prostitution racket for about 3 years
That's pretty depressing.Specially from where I'm from the whole neighborhood was just brothels 50 years ago.

Public opinion has been going down for 20 years here.The boys look demorilised and the funding for them has been going down.

I like you, you seem like someone who actually wants to do good

I'm a lefty fag so that's probably saying something

You ever have the pleasure of shooting a pitbull?

What are your opinions on "bootlickers"?

I have and it's never a pleasure shooting a doggo, even a shitbull.
Grew up on a farm and my dad made me kill many dogs for various reasons and I feel pretty bad about it years later.

Eat shit pig

badge or gtfo

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You know you're asking him to dox himself?

Why won't the San Francisco police stop fully grown men from jacking off at pride parades and shooting loads into the street in front of five year olds?

Do I need to take the law into my own hands?

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