Your neighbour knocks on your door and tries to convince you to vote blue

came here to say this

lmao, no lie i would turn the sprinklers on them.

Based schizo poster.

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> Answering the door

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I would tell ask them to hold on for a sec, then go turn on the front lawn sprinklers so they'll get soaked leaving. Then come back and tell them to get the fuck off my property before I call the cops.

Jesus if you don't answer your door its likely one day you are going to get murdered. Sometimes people knock to see if they can rob you. If you don't answer they will break in and probably shoot you when they see you are there.

YOU CAN GET OFF MY LAND!

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Just tell them I'm voting whatever they want so they fuck off.

Welcome them in for a burger and lead them my computer so I can show them pizzagate.

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Michael Moore just keeps winning it for us. Getting hassled at the door will push people red.

>sure, no problem, already was gonna vote blue!

It's best if they think you are on their side

My dog wants to kill my neighbor, so I'd probably just let him.

Winners

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>implying I'm not lying in wait hoping this happens

Roll tide fgt

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This

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Simple, I grill them until I break down their confidence in their beliefs and then drown them with redpills.

I'd probably call him a faggot and then fuck his wife.

yeah, all the democrats tonight should form a giant parade and invade everyones privacy all night, keep knocking, knock at 4:00 AM if you have to

Moving in a few months so I'll tell them I'm voting republican down the ticket but I'm also voting yes on all the tax increases because fuck this state. The quicker CA collapses under the weight of a third world population and communist policies the sooner it can be fixed.

Laugh at their retarded Californian asses for trying to get me to vote for Beto

Yeah, I'll make sure to knock on every door in my bldg. We can't all live in mansions like you, Michael.

can't yew reed the signs?

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>1,485 retweets
>5,937 likes
>six thousand-ish people who didn't do anything the fat man said and just virtue signaled for nothing

i didn't know they had niggers in leafland

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Tell them I’ll def vote Democrat

Let them get excited

Go laugh at them after Republicans wins and tell them i voted red

>ok, why do we need to elect Democrats
>bluh, bluh fukn trump man, muh nazis

This shit would be passable if the Democrats actually had any kind of policy goals to stand on

I'm white.

I set their flier on fire in front of them and then closed the door.
"What part of no solicitors don't you understand?"

VotIng is consent, I am waiting for the uprising, death to orcs, traitors, government, bankers and retards who think red team blue team means anything, would you like a beer?

I tell my mom to answer the door since I'm busy watching toonies in the basement

>answering the door when you arent expecting anyone
Who does this?

Ask about their feelings on trying to influence an election and whether they have any russian heritage

>look through peephole
>don't open door
checkmate athiests

point to my NO SOLICITING sign and kindly tell them to fuck off

>hmm ok that's interesting but first let me tell you about the jews

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Damn he's completely lost it. Nothing good can come from knocking on a neighbors door these days, that's just asking for it.

a shotgun and warning they are on muh property. same as every rando who waltzes up to muh door

Let me tell you about the Jews....

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>You tell that to your friendly female neighbor(tm)
>she gets triggered and plasters your pic on social media.
>black lives matter shows up and loots your fridge
>a tranny shows up and screams in your ear (causing permanent ear damage).

don't do it

CHECK'D!

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When I got home and sat down for dinner with my wife she mentioned someone came by that afternoon asking if they could count on her vote for Tim Kaine. She laughed in his face and said no, we'll be voting republican. He tried to ask if her husband was home and she just laughed, said no, and shut the door in his face.

If it's a chick I'd probably go full Quagmire on her and watch the situation resolve itself.

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“Listen, it doesn’t matter to me that you’re a dragon dildo homosexual with a cock sucking addiction. Why are you at my house talking about it?”

>pic related

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>Sometimes people knock to see if they can rob you.
Oh, so I better answer the door so they can just rob me faster?
Fuck off, betabitch. They break-in, I'm legally allowed to shoot their ass.

>some soicuck knocks on my door
>stands there annoying me trying to get me to vote for their gay party
>he gets angry and calls me a fucking white male piece of shit when i decline

Yes this shall surely convince me to vote for your team

>Those YouTube clips

Do you actually believe that shit?

Exactly
This fat fuck isn't going out knocking on doors talking to neighbors.
He probably has never met his neighbors.

redpill them and destroy them beyond self recognition within 30 minutes

Well that’s one way to thin the herd. Thanks Moore!

>Here's something you can do right now. Start going around your neighbourhood and compiling lists of people that refuse to vote democrat.
Really

lol what did I do here?
I needed this user, Audible lol

>How do you respond?

Castle Doctrine.

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exactly.
and if they're asking you to vote dems they're basically there to rob you anyway

"Carol, we've been over this, you don't give me crap for voting pro-Trump, and I help shovel your driveway and mow your lawn. You're not senile yet."

>Did you know that black males between the ages of 17-35 commit 48% of all crime in the united states? That's about 4% of the US population committing nearly half the crime! 1 in 3 black men are convicted felons! Isn't that quacking crazy?

>you don't work for any candidate
>but you still shill for the Democratic candidates anyway

His fatass probably won't even be able to walk for an hour.

Based and crazypilled

Let them know that they're not a yank and they can't do anything about trump.

>your flag
>their flag

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>then you get to legally shoot garbage making your city inherently better
Seems like a win-win situation to me

Based

>Answering door to door salesman just in case it's actually a robber who is seeing if in home or not before robbing me, or not answer and be murdered
>When you live in America, these are choices you actually have to make

Wew

you absolutely wont do this redditfag

I had this happen. I said why, so the borders can be open and the economy can go to shit? No thanks, Trump has do too well.

A whole lotta THIS

>We have to
Get a load of this fat ass

He "has to" get on a treadmill

That made me laugh so much.

But yes I do believe it. It's the reason they all look so weird. If you look at photos of them long enough you develop the trannyvision skill.

Take the SchizoPill, it's worth it.

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so embarrassing

Republicans are ruled by fear, afterall

Michael Moore concocted this scheme after he swindled a cup of sugar from each of his neighbors to snack on

>door gets knocked on unexpectedly
>I am watching door from next room
>nigger crashes through door
>bullets proceed to crash through nigger

Robbery wasn’t successful

Based and countrypilled

stand my ground and shoot them

I spot a sig 552, das a sexy rifle.

Never happens. The only neighbors I have that do political stuff are the mother of my state representative who lives two houses away and the nice prolife old lady who comes by because she knows I'll sign nomination petitions to get Republicans on the ballot

Ask him why he wants to pay higher taxes. In my neighborhood it would be certainly the case.

Explain that Democracy is just tyranny by the masses and that the best system of government is a fascist dictatorship.

kek
You can be american for the day

Take out my gun and tell them to get off my porch and tell them we don't vote for gun grabbers here.

I laughed hard.

That doesn't happen here
My town is >90% white
Almost no crime here

>Be Me
>Answer the door
>Little mumbling niglet at the door
>"Hi is (can barely read) here"
>Wearing necklace with an African continent necklace
>"Do you plan on voting for (local Democrat)"
>"What do you think of (other local Democrat"

Drop a shitload of redpills. Tell him Democrats brought the bombings upon themselves. Rant about how Democrats care more about illegals than US citizens. Smack down all identity politics liberal talking points.

Kid honestly left shook and confused. Nice kid though.

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>Not linking to the meme.

youtu.be/WUWQFnC2zqU

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