Daily reminder that 18.5 percent of women aged 20-24 have a HPV infection

90% of all humans have HPV at death, so shut the fuck up you incel.

Oh wait, you're telling these nazi faggots to not eat pussy? You gotta tell these nazi faggots to stop sucking dick. It's the jackboots on strong men they enjoy. These faggots will get poisoned by boot polish before they get HPV. They'll get aids before HPV as well.

Eating ass is based and redpilled

I know I like having parasites, std's and think promiscuity is 10/10. normalizing nog fetishes by talking about them all the time is basically what I do here and irl.

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You cant tell me what I can and cannot eat

>eating ass
Fuck yeah bro. I'll lick some ass.
I'm a counterclockwise man, how 'bout you?

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Daily reminder to marry a Christian virgin boys.

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I have hpv. Who cares?

Nice senpai whats your favorite type? Hairy or non hairy? I prefer hairy cuz it mean they dont wipe and senpai it tastes better.

Stay mad, virgin.

I have fucked hundreds of bitches.

No regrets

Incel Internet Defense Force Acitivate

Cuck phrase include:

Nigger
Absolutely Degenerate
A real man raises his wife's son
Nice Larp

>tfw have two different flavors of HPV

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>marry a Christian virgin boy

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you are what you eat

Most HPV causes no infections.
Hysterical BS. If you don’t eat it I will.

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>tfw ex gave me the hpv
>went to the doctor multiple times to freeze the warts off but they keep coming back
wish I was still a virgin

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Really, just don't have any sexual contact with women who have stds. To avoid women who might have stds, avoid sluts. The higher the body count, the higher the risk.

>father got awful HPV induced cancer in his spine over a period of eight months when his immunity left him in his 50s, nearly died
>tfw I have the HPV vaccine and a virgin GF so I'm secure

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Wow show some respect for bug chasers you inconsiderate prick bigot

Same. The STD clinic said 75-85% of people have it.

>avoid sluts
so avoid women in general?

Not a virgin just done with my generation's utter fucking stupidity. Good luck with the herpes.

North-south up and down the whole crack for me.

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This. Though I've only had one tiny wart that the doctor wouldn't even bother taking off, and I didn't want to scar my dick. I also have the version that can give cervical cancer, so my dick is a WMD at this point.

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Daily reminder that statistics are for fucking morons!
18% of all women between 20 and 25? Do you not realize how stupid this? 18 of how many women?? From what country and racial profile? Statistics are for fucking chumps

How do you know if you have hpv? Also I recently got a yeast infection in my mouth from eating out a whore

I used to eat out a lot of prostitutes. .I've never caught anything.

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Better to get cancer for eating pussy than cancer for eating junk food.

it's sad how Jow Forums is "uncovering" the secret jewish agend but dismisses this obvious satanic sexual depravity.
Baphomet is a tranny, vast majority of homos come from broken families or were sexually abused when young.
Porn literally turns you gay.

its to late for you user I wish you a swift recovery from chemo

oh no i might get throat cancer and die prematurely if i dont stop eating fur burger

I've noticed (((they))) post that a lot on here too. Is it because they are degenerate anus obsessed faggots? Yes, it is.

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I want to cut my dick off I feel so disgusting and I can never date again because it won't go away and I don't want to lie to a girl about it but even if I did if they see my dick they would know anyway

How bad is your HPV? Multiple warts? Mine is fucking tiny and basically at the top of my shaft near my pubic line.

at least 2 warts on each side of the shaft

Most western women, unless they were home schooled.

A cunt doesn't go in your throat you fucking NEETs, go get it from sucking dick

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It's like not having sex before marriage would have prevented this or something.

Damn. I'm sorry to hear that bud. It really is an awful feeling. I've been able to do some mental gymnastics by convincing myself that my case isn't that bad, even still it sucks.

I have fucked an awful lot of women. I only ever got chlamydia a couple of times and I have been exposed to Hep-C but am immune, my doctor told me after a blood test.
I am going clubbing this weekend and will not be using a condom. Because I’m too good looking and British for God to waste me like that.

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>tfw every time when you go in to freeze the warts they ask you if you are gay and check your anus for warts just in case

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE

Wrong.
It's about 40%.

Chlamydia rates: 4.2% (women), 2.7% (men)
Same thing applies to all other STIs. Reason? Mucous membrane surface area. When they shill circumcision as reducing STIs, they conveniently forget to mention that women have higher rates than men across the board, and thus would benefit the most from labiaplasty (the equivalent of circumcision).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_discharge
>Normal vaginal discharge is composed of cervical mucus, vaginal fluid, shedding vaginal and cervical cells, and bacteria
>On average, there are approximately 10^8 to 10^9 bacteria per milliliter of vaginal discharge.[1][3]
>The majority of the discharge pools in the deepest portion of the vagina (the posterior fornix)[2] and exits the body over the course of a day with the force of gravity
>A typical reproductive-age woman produces 1.5 grams (half to one teaspoon) of vaginal discharge every day.[1]
Only someone who's a literal slave to their instincts (i.e. a primitive monkey) and values "muh dick" over logic and reasoning, or a homosexual would fall for this.

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Why don't they offer the immunization to men?

my self esteem is ruined and I have accepted that I will die alone

I care. And the cure is for you to stay away from me, you syphlitic degenerate.

extremely low T

Hopefully we get a trailer for Mad Mel's next flick soon user. Dragged is the only movie I'm looking forward to at this point.

You wanted to gross me out, you just succeeded.

You're autistic.

Ancient Romans regarded pussy licking as the gayest thing ever. Even having your dick sucked by another man wasn't as gay as licking a woman's pussy. The depth of degradation a man would have to go through in order to lick a subhuman female's roast beef cunt was so unimaginable to them, that they regarded it as irreparably mentally damaged behavior worthy only of the most degenerate faggots.

so what
only dicklets that need to compensate their lack of volume care about that

Michael Douglas is a kike.

Kikes like to pretend they are sex machines that are desired by women.

Hence why you will see stories like this or lots of kikes in Hollywood be labeled heartthrobs (George Clooney, Harrison Ford, Michael Douglas).

It’s all very hard to take seriously.

Based and redpilled. I'd do it for my wife though if I was married.

same with sucking hpv dick
that's what you get with promiscuity

>implying anyone ITT will ever smell a pussy

Refraining about talking about what you do in sex is NPC tier, especially if its with your partner

They also viewed circumcision as barbaric. Funny how things have changed.

Yeah, you got it. that's 100% right bong. It seems obvious but ppl don't see it.

Chlamydia is no biggy. Your cock gets super itchy but when you scratch it the skin comes off in soggy lumps. Walking in jeans strips your dick raw.
It’s uncomfortable but all it takes is a cream to cure it for men, a pessary for women.
I gave it to my GF the first time I caught it (cheating) and was damn glad to have it since she’d cheated on me first.

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Greatest post. Saved and pondered.

And, they were right. It's wrong for a man to try to have sex with his face. That goes against nature and the Darwinian drive to reproduce.

Good

Don’t remind me (of the smell).

What, really? Til something new...

I never said that, I don't like the public talking about this kind of stuff. Not out of some kind of puritanical type of thing, it's just so favela tier and beneath us. The lul eat ass meme is cancerous, literally in this instance.

I think I have warts in the back of my tongue
My doctor told me I had something weird when I was a teenager and now I'm in my 30s and can feel stuff at the back of my tongue.
I'm afraid some dentist molested me or they used dirty tools or hands to work on my teeth a long time ago.

There is no way to test for hpv as a Male is there? How do you know if you have it?

Somalian
And I’ve heard nog’s saying this before

good thing everyone here is an incel

Hrs black

Navy corpsman used to warn the young marines about pussy throat. He always told us to gargle with mouthwash after that shit

(You) got me. It's low. Why do (you) think that is?

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The soggy lumps part sounds pretty gross, what do you mean by that?

you are filth my man

DNA test can detect HPV.

Literally every pussy has HPV it's no big deal and the stuff about throat cancer is a meme.

warts on your dick

Really? Thanks for telling me I'll look into it

Me too. Haven't been to the movies in forever but I'm going to see that one in the theater.

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Sure Mikey wasn't chugging AIDS infected cock?

Daily reminder that it doesn't matter. No one here eats pussy. Apart from maybe fridge user.

Why would anyone here need that reminder? None of us Will ever know the touch of a woman

There is the anal Pap test for faggots getting fucked in the ass.

Your dick becomes very very itchy and when you scratch the skin strips like wet paper and comes off in gooey lumps. Walking in jeans is torture.

I wish this was true
>t. infected

This

>humans born with worse defects every day
>literal genitalia rotting diseases rampant in society
>NO GOYIM THERE IS 9 BILLION OF YOU WHY ARENT YOU BREEDING MORE
When mother nature is trying to wipe you out and you keep on shitting on it this shit happens, you all deserve your diseases, you disgusting heretics

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Get a script for podofilox

>I have fucked an awful lot of women
And those women have fucked an awful lot of men. Do you think about how many other dicks have been in that hole? When you kiss her, do you think about how many dicks she's sucked?

>values "muh dick" over logic and reasoning, or a homosexual would fall for this.

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