Put bets on republicans taking house

Thats the plan
I cant wait to send liberals to gulag

I'm just happy I've made everyone on Jow Forums bet. I'm the Swede who's made all the popular betting threads the past 3 days

I've made this go viral. And that makes me glad. We gonna get rich together. Faggots

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>gambling when you have other mouths to feed
unironically kys

>bet 1k on 4.1 odds
>tempted to bet more
I lost a finger the other week, a big win like this would really lift my spirits.

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Mate I’ve got a big shard problem I need the dosh

You're in the money.

how did u lose your finger bong

Just become a dealer. Genuinely less risky and more profitable than gambling.

based

from debt collection obviously

This is why I support common sense spoon regulation.

Conveyor belt in factory job, took my middle finger. Manager on shift wouldn't give permission for belt to be dismantled so my finger could be retrieved. They only got it 12 hours later, obviously too late.

4x betting odds, I put $50 on republicans winning house. They probably won't but it just makes the experience a little more spicy, if they lose I make that money back quickly from wagecucking so no hard feelings.

Didn't pay his nose picking licence.

your degenerate gambling may pay off this time.

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lol

>Manager on shift wouldn't give permission for belt to be dismantled so my finger could be retrieved.
You better not be a fucking Tory or else you are the biggest class cuck in the history of mankind.

bet your sister's pension. it's such a safe bet. free money. And if it doesn't go our way, at least it was a great bet. bets as worth it as these don't come all the time

I put up a fortnight’s cenno. I’m sweatin

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I hope you're talking to some evil lawyers to fuck the guy over.

I wasn't in any state to be ripping apart an industrial conveyor belt you dumb faggot.

lmao

Will be looking into it soon.

She'll be right, mate.

You better sue the fuck outta that company, better yet vote labor!

pic related. i'm sweating bullets

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?

I'm saying that if you vote Tory, you're voting for the fuckers who let you lose your finger because it would inconvenience them to take apart the belt.

You probably got the money in good either way.

Don't be results oriented.

Gambling is for degerates and grassniggers.

sue that greedy fuck show him how much your middle finger is worth user

I don't vote at all cause all our options are garbage. Only time I voted was for Brexit.

this isn't gambling, it's investing

>fortnight’s cenno
Somebody translate this to burger-speak. Isn't this that one FPS dancing game on the computer?

Gambling is only degenerate if you lose.

I've betted 1000$ usd that the republicans will hold the house.
I'm not that worried cause: 1. The republicans will win. 2. Even if they don't, my economy is pretty solid so 1000$ isn't too bad

t. poorfag

Oh, okay my friend.

I hope you win a massive fucking settlement and stick it to those fat fucking pigs.

Who the fuck are you betting with, the Yakuza?

>investing in non guaranteed outcomes instead of property or asset ownership
No Shitting Eagle of the conquered mongrel tribe, that is gambling.

go back to red dit you fucking nigger

I saw your thread on Jow Forums

youll win

You'll know more tonight (for you, tomorrow morning for us). If it comes down to California, it will be a few weeks.

>guaranteed
there are no guarantees in investing, retard, all you have is risk management

Still hoping I can lift competently, still waiting for it to heal.

Why is gambling so big outside the US? I know our gambling laws are kinda excessive but damn, throwing money away doesn't seem all that much fun. I've been in casinos, usually just to get free drinks and cool down (in vegas), but actual gambling, especially if it's not stuff you can do like cards, seems weird to be something so invested in.

I will take of your loli if things go south

>This is like casinos
This isn't like casinos. You aren't watching a ball enter red or black with 49% chance. You are actually betting on something you believe in and follow those events and sweat bullets throughout and if you end up being right in a thing you're already interested in, you also win a lot of money

That's why it's popular. Soccer, hockey, politics, they're all popular

>US brainwashed for 100 years to hate commies
>these two idiots want to pull the Dems farther left

keep up the good work

you're gonna make some $$$$

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Casinos have that style of betting (usually just sports) which is why I mentioned it but we don't really have websites to bet on like you all do for this sort of thing. It's just odd to me, but then again I'm not really into any sort of gambling.

Based nordbro.
So you know, we write $1000 not 1000$.
Also you bet a thousand bucks not betted a thousand bucks

You can thank Sheldon Adelson for that :) The Vegas lobby is why internet casinos and online betting is prohibited there. Your people don't care enough to have it legalized, but if it were, Vegas gambling would go to hell.

Nobody here ever goes to actual casinos. It's a waste of time. They are state run, not entertaining at all and offer nothing but free drinks. Nobody goes to them. Betting is way more fun

Wtf! I hope you sue the fucker and the company.