Walk into 7-11 and see this

Milk doesn't exist in America

All you get is creamer and steroid water

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southwest us

Strawberry Quik and a few slim jims

you should buy it

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>that image
>"milk"

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No fatty I havent

Bottled muscle milk tastes like shit. I buy the jars, though. Tastes great with whole milk.

>see this
My OCD would probably freak out over that goddamn fridge being mixed up to hell and back, desu.

buy 2 for that deal

Holy shit what's wrong with that guy on the right.

It looks like half his face is trying to escape.

werewolf, vampire, mummy
>trippin brah

wow thats an interesting selection

our vending machines are quite boring here, only coke, pepsi, dr pepper, fanta, 7up

>muscle milk
>chocolate
Jesus...

>why do they all look alike?

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The chad HGTV smile

I add malt and left over coffee.

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It's a fridge, not an automated gypsy.

Drink it, its good.

Roll for anal circumference.

>its good.
do you recommend the mocha or chai?

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Do you drink the soys? Buy the drinks with the soys. Are you a man? Buy literally anything else.
Better yet

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reminder that the US is the world's #1 producer of onions

and trump just reduced the export to the its largest onions buyer by 94%

that onions is going right into your own products now

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Get a Diet DP or a Cherry Coke Zero.

Chai is really good

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>See Onions Green
>Scream "Onions Green is people!"
>Run around in circles screaming it
>Repeat
>Poop pants
>Throw it at clerk
>Run away

Onions becomes Onions?

grab some cold sips and share them with nice fren.
w-would you share a sip with m-me, user?

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buy bottle of creamer and chug it infront of the next person that walks out with a onions then take your shirt off and walk away.

But that's Onions Pink.
Welcome to Jow Forums, here's your complimentary stahlhelm.

>onion
You can not say "S-O-Y-L-E-N-T" without it becoming onion.

Kek. She’s such a dumpster fire.

reminder that china just cucked itself on the trade war

and that china is going to go back to buying american onions

american farmers is going money into their pockets now

cnbc.com/2018/11/05/chinas-xi-promises-to-lower-tariffs-broaden-market-access-and-import-more.html?fbclid=IwAR3Jqv-2qFj2Bbf4MdtrgLnzbCRsC3bQbHKRiDBkHr0tgGm2FZpOP8JXEm4
CNBC

buy whatever you were there for and leave without taking a picture of some meme drink for your non existent friends on four chan

I would
>buy it
>try it
>take picture of it
>make shitpost thread on Jow Forums
>receive 300 replies in 10 minutes

Ask for onions green.

Leaf. As am I.

Being muslim
>playing stringed instruments
FFS, she should have read more about le sharia

>rapture

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>bottled onions in stores
Does this mean they are rolling out the powder in bulk in stores? I ain't paying for none of that internet delivery bullshit and I ain't overpaying on the pre-bottled shit but I definitely would like a beverage that has all of a day's nutrients instead of needing real food.

you leafs are pretty funny

Get the muscle milk

I fucking love Onions milk and since this stupid website has been crying about it I've been drinking litres of it a day. Stay mad.

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Jow Forums is the biggest advertiser for onions, ironically.

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Don't skip toe day.

>turns 360
>walk towards fridge again
canadian education

Reddit education, everyone.

Thats actually an ok deal if we're talking about real onions with the actual macros, vitamins, and phytonutrients

mos def

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Honestly more worth it than getting a Jow Forums pass, you attract the newfags + tripfags in one go

That's soi too. If you have to get something, get pic related.

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Hi guys I'm new here and this is my first ever thread I ever read

Sorry I don't listen to mutants.

I go to the next door and grab some OJ

Resist

>bjuhujhujhujhu ur not allowed to make fun of flags on my board!

It's not that, Canadians should be exterminated. You just set your self up for this.

>all of them have perfect dental development

why is it always the white one?

1% milk is just water with white food coloring

>still doesn't get it this its because of flags

everybody do the dinosaur

boomers are fat and diabetic

oops
>sage this post

I don't know. The white ones are actually garbage. The fake sugar in them makes me feel sick to my stomach and they taste artificial, like I'm drinking liquid plastic.

Only the green/black original is any good out of the flavors I've tried. The java one is also okay, but it's too easy to down the entire can in 10 minutes. You don't end up sipping the thing like the green/black one.

Speaking of which, one of the reasons I like this stuff is because it's the price of a tim hortons coffee or cheaper, has the same effect, but tastes better and you end up drinking it longer. Still, I need to kick this addictive garbage and switch to just water or something.

Your hatred is completely unwarranted

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Leave it there because it tastes like rotten medicine

Have you never seen a fucking fridge? He also said 7-11, which is a shop.

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Onions beans are %16 protein Coco beans are %2

EAT SHIT AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER

Walk over and grab some nectar of the gods instead of that (((onions)))drink shit.

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That dainty girl hand

>He's HIV+

no kidding?

>retards who dont realize they consume soi in almost every package food product they buy
>retards who think dairy as a source of protein is any better than soi

memed out kike worshippers

And? What I posted is still better all around nutrition.

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Gin and white monster is kino

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>spending $7 on 2 non-alcoholic beverages

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>, vitamins, and phytonutrients
If it ain't protein, it's hella gay

how do canadians regularly manage to be the dumbest and worst posters on every board they exist on ?

Go back normie you will regret the real estate your eyes park in.

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Most of them are jews and changs and ahmeds.
Canada is allegedly a country of Englishmen, Frenchmen and Native Americans, but I doubt the English population is above 20%.

tourist

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$oylent is a complete nutrition product. One pouch(or five bottles, the bottles are serious rip off) has all the calories, sugar, protein, fat, vitamins and minerals you. The only problem is the price(around $9/day for pouches) and that they still don't have it in stores.

You know alot about onions you must be a faggot

>Walk
You lost me there , if you said riding your scouter around 7-11 i would have believe you

wait wait. I love gin and tonics, and monsters are great. are you telling me gin and white monster works? I'm beyond excited for this

yeah you cunts need more sugar in your diet..

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAp.

Do it, user