SALT THREAD

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Please let this take off, this all I'm here for tonight.

WHO THE FUCK IS MONITORING Jow ForumsPOLITICS GET IN THE GAME YOU FUCKERS

blue grave, red wave, salty tears, KEK cheers.

be red ameri-bro's

here

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>they actually thought Beta O'Rourke had a chance

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Frogs Everywhere!

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OH NO NO NO
Turns out lefty tears were the blue wave all along!

CNN just admitted this is NOT a blue wave.

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t-this isn't politics..

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Their tears will be my lube for fapping tonight.

>be me
>go to liberal arts college
>be watching polls at a party
>"I smell a red wave boys"
>lefty tears
>mfw

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Even they can see these elections are too close to call a "blue wave" by any standard.

Flipping between MSNBC and CNN for the LOL's

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where are you kingraptor724, get in here you sly bastard

I took a look at the r/redacted
All of the upset libs are just doubling down on calling the other half of the country bigots
It's like they don't understand that this is why this keeps happening.

Sustenance

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You give me a source and I'll make sure its a red typhoon.

they've lost it

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>can’t wait to see the South Park commentary on the midterms
We need to make it harder to get here

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Someone give me a run down. Why are Reddit cucks panicking?

Who's ready to mine this salt? I know I am!

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The blue wave has been canceled. For real, no shitposting.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

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Is that because Senate still went red? Looks like house is blue, no?

account even seems quite genuine

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>Looks like house is blue, no?
It was a sure thing at the start of the night and it's steadily getting less and less likely. The scenario that's unfolding now is the Republicans expand their lead in the Senate, and their lead in the House shrinks but they continue to hold control.

Which means two years of 24/7 autistic screeching has accomplished precisely nothing, and everybody is shocked and amazed that the party that won the 1994, 1998, 2002, 2010 and 2014 midterms could somehow win the 2018 midterms.

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I fully expect most of Minnesota to go as expected,but If we could knock off one of our liberal senators that would honestly be monumental. Hell one of our senators is just a rando replacing that jew comedian Al Franken.

Use this for the sticky. It's a cathedral carved out of a salt mine in Poland. It's literally a cathedral of pol salt mining.

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I know a guy from Florida who moved to Canada for uni. He's extremely anti-american now- he told us he's going to renounce his American citizenship if Florida goes Republican. He's also made many far-leftist friends, and I think he's slowly turning into a communist. A few days ago he said he was on the edge of suicide because "we're so fucking powerless because we aren't born wealthy or into nobility". Just a couple days ago, he called for the genocide of all neo-nazis. I wish I was making it all up, but I'm not.

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Jesus. There is literally not a better time to be born as a poor person to improve your status but they're so committed to some version of oppression they watched on a netflix drama.

Thanks for the explanation.

This is just fucking sad.

kek. Do the liberals in Europe literally think the US wants to like ally with Russia and break up Europe into our colonies or something?

They leave the salt out on the ground and drive trucks over it? Fucking gross, how is this legal?

>cuts opposing views out of life
>only gets positive feedback from in-group due to social media banning the fuck out of anything moderately right
>wtf why are there so many nazis????

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Didnt they all moved to canada in 2016?

eat your salt, fatty-fat fat like you care where

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My cousin, who I still believe is fairly liberal(although we haven't talked much politics) moved to Canada from the US first for college, then for work. I visited him once in a smallish town in Ontario, and all his friends were the most openly racist people I ever met. I have no idea how these guys became his close friends, other than just living around each other, but I thought it was hilarious.

Stop shilling your thread, Texas is at 3% reporting. Calm your fucking gynotits.

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Sounds like he needs advice. Tell him the best and quickest ways to suicide.

Fuck you asshole. I've been on the phone with my therapist for half an hour. I haven't cried this much since 2016.

>More dust… more ashes… more disappointment.

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Lots of Florida hate.

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I need more of celebrities crykng kek, show us those blue years they are so proud of

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Literally Hitler

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Woah. Literally mine.

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>i'm moving to canada
why do american liberals think they are welcome here

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Nah these are just over the top progressive dick suckers or degenerates that and im willing to bet that a few of them are acting as if they are European, also im calling BS on these ''Historians'' because any Historian would know that WW2 only happened because the French were greedy and literly stole the bread out of the German childeren's mouth so yeah i don't see the similiarity.

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Dijjits cuphirm

keep the salt coming boys

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more like a blue FLUSH amirite?!?!1

HHAHAHA MAGAMAGAMAGAMGAMGAMGAMGA

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Nigger you're still getting btfo Lmao vote beto now xd

Hey, at least you got a nice sticker!
Remember the 111 jews!

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They're definitely starting to melt down now.

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Fucking uncle toms.

Who benefits from Felons being able to vote? Who wants them to be able to vote?

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LE EPIC BASED BLACK MAN

They just have to rinse it lmao.

>we didn't expect to LOSE seats, though
When will they learn

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this is hands down the greatest post I have ever seen

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Load me up. I brought horsies.

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Liberals in Europe have the same programming that NPC's in the US have, so it doesn't surprise me desu...

saltyyy

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Is that that chick from bad ass?

Kek that fucking jew

The salt comes from the ground, they scrape it off. You are a solid retard if you didn't know this.

the jewish guy and the black guy should move to Israel. Surely the jewish guy would be more than happy to sponsor the black guy for citizenship in Israel, right?

>let me validate all the things my opponents fear ensuring that they'll take this as seriously as a vote for the continuity of white people and their place at the head of the United States.

jesus christ this ones a top contender too. how these people be that stupid.

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anyone who is describing themselves as huggable is definitely not

'A' grade salt right here

Guys, I'm so scared of winning! This is not going to end well for us for sure!

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