Spent 100 mil+ most in history

So democrats win the house and repubs win the senate?

Ted “The Zodiac Killer” Cruz, murdering Beta Beto in the polls!

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>loves illegals so much he gave them campaign funds and tolerated illegal voting

Retard, pretty fucking obvious. Next thread faggot

Open Borders Beto wants a bbc in his mouth

A Democrat and his money are soon parted

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he is cia and cannot be trusted

It's Mexican for "beta".

this

Let's hope Beto isn't driving tonight for everyone's sake.

Nothing beats big canadian cock

go remove your signs faggots!

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reminder to go to /mu/ and rub their commie faces in shit.

Kek

texans are retarded

Fucking white male

great fucking idea

nothing is ever in the bag.

Don't call it so soon faggot, none of the major cities even have more than 1 precinct reported except for dallas

and you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

well, he was a liberal, and that's dumb as hell, so people were like, no

>27% reporting

you people are retarded.

Texas? I'm surprised it was this close.

Just called for Cruz.
Senate just called for repubs
as per FoxNews

He's an anti-American shitlib that is pro socialism and anti white.

OF COURSE he fucking lost.

only two things come from texas

He's a ding-dong diddly dingus

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any way to piss off beto fags at uni tomorrow?

because conservatives will literally vote for anything with a pulse with an (R) next to it's name

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Kek

I thought he is predicted to win?

the fuck you talking about? It's neck and neck and most of the cities haven't come in yet.

Cruz loses, barring a sudden reversal of voting trends for cities that have been established over the course of the last 150 years.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED YOU BETA LOSER

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hey im a fag and i voted for cruz >:(

He was the white Obama, never again.

I couldn't make $100million disappear that fast with a can of gasoline and a lit match

Fuck off retard, every network called it

>city people is code for pseudo intellectuals and narcissist

>what went wrong beto
all hat and no cattle

>Literally 30% reporting

that was very weird. on CNN they cut over to someone doing coverage at the beto HQ stating that early results from harris county (houston) were looking good for beto at 78% reporting.

they interrupted the guy and called TX for cruz, then started talking down on progressive politics - need to move to center etc etc etc

Literally this, are you people retarded?

Austin: 1 of 159 precincts reported
Houston: 79 of 1013
San Antonio: 243 of 753

yeah bro no one takes advice from those drugged out pedos. they're all going to hell

truth is....

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

BTFO O'ROURKE

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He looks like a retardeder hybrid-version of Chuck/Barry Allen.

And people wonder why he lost.

That's 30% of precincts, look at the voting numbers, Beta mathematically cannot win

>literally SEETHING

Senate majority for Republicans just called. So. Much. Winning

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He got FUCKING close tho compared to Abbott and his opponent tho.
But yeah, I feel that people hate Cruz cuz of the Media and Beta PROBABLY did get a lot of young votes.

>but I'm cool and rode a skateboard into the rally

majority of voters don't care about cool guys

Yo dude, I am just like the rad kids.

what's your sign

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Nickname for Robert. My uncle is named Beto.

The money had nothing to do with beto and everything to do with flipping suburban districts to secure the house flipping. Beto was just a pretty face to tie it all together.

At the end of the day he's still a gun grabbing, baby killing liberal in a largely red state.

What's horrifying that it was even a nail biter at all. How in the FUCK was this shit so close and what are you Texans doing down there.

he had hollywood & soros backing him.

It's not quite there yet BUT it is safe enough to call it.

He’s a lukewarm manufactured character, and that does not appeal to any real Texan. Texas is a place of hardline opinions. No surprise here.

>boomers aren’t narcissists

Literally a hippie running for Texas Senate.
t. El Pasofag.

beta

You have to go back.

>How in the FUCK was this shit so close

Beta was a Manchurian Candidate. They poured millions into him, advertising everywhere, selling him like a product.

welcome to politics retard

Beto 2020

Drumpf is finished

what?? this was never in the bag. He raised all that money from small donors, which is what brought the national attention. it was always going to be a waste, because Texas is red as fuck. But, because it was a chance to fuck Ted Cruz in the ass, all of America jumped on his bandwagon.

he still has all that, and is still all that. but, it doesn't matter how strong you are, you can't dig the Grand Canyon with just a shovel

He'll never win the presidency now, he's a proven loser

>32% reporting
>Cruz 51%, Beto 48%
shiiiiettt, sure looks over to me. Howsabout you, Cletus?

idk why CBS is calling it, it's still incredibly close without most people reporting in.

it literally says "winner" right there. are you stupid or something...?

trips of truth yes, he came to utsa and they were wearing shirts and carrying signs.

Low IQ detected

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To be fair he never had a real chance. The second that (D) was next to his name, it was over. The fact that he even made it this close of a race is impressive and a testament to how disliked cruz is.

>lost to Ted
>thinks that he has a chance against Donald
lmaoing

>arrested twice: one for a DWI and crash
>never worked a real job in his life
>squandered an Ivy League education
>"depressed" and "lost", doesn't know what to do with his life

fucking degenerate "holier than thou" snowflake just like his voter base

fb always bp

how the hell do they call an election at 32% reporting?

Never trust anyone with a gummy smile

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LOL no it's a testament to how many millions of dollars they used to try to force Beta down people's throats

hispanics aren't going to vote for some tryhard irish guy calling himself "beto"

How old are you?

They voted for him at a 70% rate

>aren't going to vote for a guy openly calling for turning texas into a sanctuary state
gee, makes you think

I voted for him but I think the Hollywood celebrities, sport players, lefty liberals that look down on Texas that have never visited the state supporting him and the kiss of death “rappers” endorsed him. It was too much for average day Texans.

Trump wiped out Cruz. He’ll absolutely wreck Beta. Just wait until the bars close tonight and Beta racks up another DWI

Trump would tear him to pieces over the misrepresentation of his name for brown votes. He'll be the next Warren.

The second he made retarded absolutely brain dead tier comments like it’s more American to take a knee, abolish ice, abolish private health insurance etc he lost the Texan vote. He doesn’t understand what Texans like about Texas.

>I voted for him

LOL how stupid are you?

Its fucking Texas. They aren't very smart.

Not enough Hispanics yet. You'll be good in 2020 don't worry.