AUS/POL HUMP DAY EDITION

>>BHP runaway train derailment leaves miner flagging iron ore shortfall amid clean-up
unv.is/abc.net.au/news/2018-11-07/bhp-flags-iron-ore-shortfall-after-runaway-train-derailment/10473714

>>Scott Morrison slams Victorian Premier over secret deal with China
unv.is/news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/scott-morrison-slams-victorian-premier-over-secret-deal-with-china/news-story/5a66bafac6812872bcb7d1dfa580ae43

>>Solving the threat of cyber attacks on voting systems is not possible, but steps at a national and global level will help, says the electoral commissioner.
unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/elections-boss-warns-of-cyber-risks

>>Woman pleads guilty to making false rape allegation against ex partner
unv.is/baka.com.au/national/act/woman-pleads-guilty-to-making-false-rape-allegation-against-ex-partner-20181106-p50edw.html

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pedestrian.tv/news/scott-morrison-bus-farce/
stratadata.com.au/news/flammable-cladding-in-apartments-should-you-be-worried/
baka.com.au/national/teenager-cracks-govts-84m-porn-filter-20070825-gdqy8b.html
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Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

cup was gay
scomo is gay
labor is gay
this country is gay

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>fuck off we're fu--

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you're welcome to take the outback if you like

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muscle guys with tatts are gay

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Went to Melbourne last weekend, my god the amount of Marxist, illegal immigrant, anti-cop, anti-border propaganda getting around was absolutely pissening.
Also that city smells like shit.

This cunt knows what’s up

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sbs.com.au/news/pm-morrison-tells-journalist-to-stop-talking-to-labor-voters

What the fuck is going on
The election is half a year away

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>tfw been working night shift every night since friday
>physical and mental health beyond repair

CAN SOMEONE MAKE THE JUSTING STOP PLEASE?

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Should we raise the legal age of getting a tattoo to 21? I think we'd see a massive decline in drunk tards getting their first tat whilst half blacking out at their 18th birthday party.

For the most part they look horrible on most, and ever rarely is it tasteful, or has some "life-long" meaning, that wasn't based off some transient mood they were having when they forgot to take their anti-depressants on time.

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bunnings is gay

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twitter.com/MichaelRoddan/status/1058947853098278912

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i haven't seen them on gen z, i just saw this tough guy yesterday, he had two kids, was swole and shit, but his tatts...just made him look gay

No. There should be no restrictions on people getting tattoos or piercings or whatever. There should, however, be a similar lack of legislation outlawing discrimination against people who look like a botched papier-mâché experiment.

apartments are gay

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Melbourne, the most diverse city in Australia. It is incredibly strong.

channel 9 is gay

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Currently alone in a hotel room in the Darling drinking a bottle of scotch and watching history channel. Might had out for a happy ending later.

I have a feeling there might be an early election.

I’m convinced they are putting something in the water there as an experiment

>sbs.com.au/news/pm-morrison-tells-journalist-to-stop-talking-to-labor-voters

It's just about blaming the other side, the LNP know they are on the ropes, but as the people who vote for them are Boomers who fear those "damn lefties", they believe that it will shore up support in that demographic.

And as we know - the boomers are the ones who decide who runs this nation.

fuck off gook
You are going to get the living shit kicked out of you after the doxx

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Leave it up to the child-less, 30-something cosmopolitans in Capital Hill to think the solution to the housing shortage, the same houses people want to start families in, was to lock land development in zoning, and mass erect 2 bedroom apartments - all for the same cost as a normal house in 2005.

Shockingly, flooding the market with sardine cans didn't depreciate the value of homes, since it turns out less than 2% of couples in Australia actually raise children in them.

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Everything was set
Reps were gonna win house
I was gonna win thousands and buy weed and vodka and negress prostitutes and kfc and I was supposed to be a big shot
Just for a night

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Boomer, pls you aren't fooling anyone.

>be a similar lack of legislation outlawing discrimination against people who look like
How long until we see walking Jackson Pollock paintings demanding affirmative action for customer service jobs?

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>coon hookers

Mate sort your life out. Jesus.

The House always wins, dickchese

>Also

Why the fuck are boomers coming to Jow Forums anyway?, don't the fucks feel embarrassed that they are having to invade a Indonesian Palm Oil making site?

thinking of ending it lads

>any hookers
C'mon son.

You the fella who tried to kill himself last week?

>worked 13 hours today
>got paid for the first 9

JUST

Don't

Hang around for the collapse and the upcoming salt mining of normie/boomer tears.

>>coon hookers
I'm willing to bet you could probably get two or three negresses for the price of one washed up, white single mother

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pedestrian.tv/news/scott-morrison-bus-farce/
>JOURNALIST: Then why have the bus?

>PRIME MINISTER: Because it gets me from A to B.

>JOURNALIST: Will you be taking the bus to Rockhampton from here?

>PRIME MINISTER: Yes. The bus will be going to Rockhampton from here. That’s right.

>JOURNALIST: With you on it?

>PRIME MINISTER: I’ve got to get there earlier than the bus tonight.

>JOURNALIST: So you will be flying to Rockhampton?

>PRIME MINISTER: I’ll get into Rockhampton tonight and I’ve got a programme tonight in Rockhampton and the bus can’t get me there quick enough so I’ve got to fly.

>JOURNALIST: So you’ll be flying to Rockhampton and the bus will catch up with you and then you’ll fly onto Townsville?

>PRIME MINISTER: I’ll be flying onto Townsville. And your point is what?

>JOURNALIST: I’m just interested in the point of the bus if you’re not on it.

>PRIME MINISTER: I am on it, I just got off it.

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My mum said I should look into buying an apartment in Melbourne and live in it for a few years while saving cash for a deposit and then lease or sell the apartment to help pay for the mortgage. Oh yeah mum, I'm totally going to buy a poorly built dog kennel to live in and then save up a fuckload of money for a crippling mortgage on a crappy house in a meth and nog infested suburb that will stick with me for the rest of my life. When I pointed it out to her she didn't see anything wrong with it, I'm convinced she thinks life is as easy as it was for her 30 years ago.

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I ain’t got no beef with hookers son, but fuck doing a nigger.

Don't.Whats wrong?

This will never stop.

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This cunt is such a fucking retard.

The men got king hit later saying they love African immigrants, think they're all wonderful.

>go to hospital today
>only Aussie in the waiting room
This is what we go to work and pay taxes for boys. To make sure chinks, niggers and arabs are healthy enough to outbreed us and to top it guarantee employment for hundreds of interpreters. It is racist to expect cunts to speak the language of the country they move to

Home invasions are a meme. Legalization of self defence will only put weapons in the hands of law-abiding citizens, that could at the drop of a hat turn into massacre machines.

The cost to benefit ratio is too high, user. Best buy an extra sturdy door, and maybe a second dead lock.

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i've had enough

At least the washed up white will have washed.

Aussies are weak, should be exterminated, it's called evolution.

Don't off yourself, Bill's going to make it all better soon.

You should see Brisbane cunt, fucking ugly apartment blocks going up all the over the place. Fuck it rustles my jimmies when I see it all going up, Brisbane was once pure, no longer...

Not MY president

Yup. Just drove past a place that used to be a little strawberry farm you could go buy fresh berries from. Now it is ugly fucking units and probably full of shitskins.

I hate it here now.

Mate bought an apartment at Albion in the old mill. Developer guaranteed rent for 1 year. By the end the developer was renting it at 50% the guaranteed rate. Year just finished now my mate has this apartment he can’t rent. Yet their are cranes everywhere building more.

That's because during her time, wealth had three times the purchasing power, and as taxation and market strangulation slowly drew the price up and unique owners down, the market was corned and monopolized by the demographic that is now the boomers.

Even if you showed her the statistics, she'll never have the lived reality you do, and will likely dismiss it as naivety, "not manning up", and being a spoiled entitled brat.

Of course the mass erection of apartments is indicative of the government's attitude towards the life cycle of their populace - they don't want you reproducing, since we'll just import the future generations instead. Hell, I think nation-wide, the population growth is greater than 50% accounted for by migrants alone.

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Glad I'm getting out of this shit hole city

Look out for flammable cladding boys

stratadata.com.au/news/flammable-cladding-in-apartments-should-you-be-worried/

A lot of them were built with it, and now owners have to pay millions to get rid of it.

>mfw I can't find a workplace free of Kiwis
Fucking annoying cunts. They love to talk themselves up and say Aussies don't know how to work or don't want to work yet every kiwi I have worked with was a dumb cunt making mistakes all the time

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>Vienna tops Melbourne as world's most liveable city: Economist survey. VIENNA (Reuters) - Vienna has dislodged Melbourne for the first time at the top of the Economist Intelligence Unit's Global Liveability Index, strengthening the Austrian capital's claim to being the world's most pleasant city to live in.Aug 13, 2018"

Formerly rated/ranked most livable city.

Also: Austria. Australia. Austria.
I wonder if that's coincidence or econ Intel inside joke/ploy.

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I ADELAIDE NEED GF

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The shocking twist that everybody saw coming.

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>dont wanna live in the city
>dont wanna commute
>need a job in the city

it's not fucking fair, shoulda got a fucking trade

why the fuck is no one talking about this

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Mfw no brap gf

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Go and get one then.

>>Teenager cracks govt's $84m porn filter.
baka.com.au/national/teenager-cracks-govts-84m-porn-filter-20070825-gdqy8b.html

You faggots are so weak and full of shit. You gonna let that vic premier do that? Have another beer you weakcunts

i've on a few weekend melbz visits.

the first time i was down there, this little bangladeshi couple were about the cross the street next to me when this filthy dreadlocked hippie faggot in a hoodie walked up and shouted "DON'T LISTEN TO OUR RACIST GOVERNMENT, WE LOVE YOU WE LOVE YOU WE LOVE YOU ALLAHU ACKBAR ALLAHU ACKBAR"

i shit you not, he was doing that weird half-bowing shit while he nearly cried liberal tear of joyous white guilt. the fat little pooinloos looked scared shitless.

fuck melbourne, lost cause

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kiwis are thick as pig shit, good guys for a laugh but pretty useless when it comes to being productive

Come on mate most aussies are up to fuckall too when they can get away with it.

Is there anyone here who isnt JUSTed right now?

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Can you fuck off and kill yourself you eternal cocksucking faggot. Every day you make thesame faggy post with the same faggy images

>oh no i dont enjoy my job

Cool. Fucking kill yourself

I don’t know if you noticed but we are stuck in and eternal loop, repeating ad infinum
Is is a kind of hell

>Senator Coonan said
>"Unfortunately, no single measure can protect children from online harm and ... traditional parenting skills have never been more important."

So they're admitting that families should actually raise their children instead of nanny government? You don't fucking say.

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>Every day you make thesame faggy post
He could always just throw himself down a flight of stairs, break the spine, claim disability pension, go full trap mode, and cuck a wagie pulling in $50k p.a. with level 100 deception, and get paid with brought home bacon in the form of maccas take-out.

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I am so sick of work at the moment. I know a bunch if people in the company and I get told a bunch of shit. every time I ask about such and such and is it going to change shit. my managers just act like nothing is going on then weeks later they will tell me about the thing I asked them about

~= OH YES IT'S JEW NEWS TIME =~

Anne Aly is a fake Muslim stooge for pic related. Do Muslims really support gay marriage, abortion and go on $10,000 trips to Israel courtesy of Mark Leibler's Australia Israel Jewish Affairs Council? Or are they another Zio puppet designed to stoke division between Australians and Muslims Protocols of the Elders of Zion style? What about Nyadol Nyuon? What about Patrick Dodson?

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Fuck even id forgotten about the kikes using Aussie passports. Thanks for the reminder

Is that to the pirate bay?

For years the government has being trying to erect the great e-barrier reef, for all things they considered illegal and "degenerate", that included most gambling websites, 18 year olds doing porn, the most popular porn websites around, and most filesharing websites.

The most notable sites they wanted banned, from a 2009 leak, were 4/7/12chan, encyclopedia dramatica, and wikileaks.

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We need to raise more awareness about the abo genocide myths

They'll never ban millchan.

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Yep. It's pretty much a Jew created Australian version of the holocaust designed to make white Australians hate themselves.
If this was targeted at any other race it would be considered hate speech and punishable under 18C.

change your DNS to open DNS or google DNS. also I paid for a VPN that also has a SOCKS5 proxy and run all torrents through that so my IP never shows up in the swarm

do the research, make some infographics, and shill them all over Jow Forums

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I used a desktop vpn client, they provide the dns server as well. Shame that most of the IP outlets have been banned outright or ranged, due to people using it to post cp on Jow Forums.

Only place on the internet where I'm forced to use my actual IP, lest I go and pay for another service.

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dead niggers is a price many of us would happily pay

brain damage will do that to you

Unironically fingered her in a Sydney club a few years ago on NYE.

just got unbanned lads how are we going

what did you get b& for?
i last got b& because the nigger mods are scared of spider porn

I have a proxy that works on Jow Forums but it's in the Philippines so I only use it if I get banned

Looks full to me

banned because the nigger mods don't like furry porn

>living in a flammable sky kennel
incineration is what the cunts deserve desu

Sup aussie scum from Alaska

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>You gonna let that vic premier do that?
he'll be lucky if he still has a job at the end of the month, state election is only a couple weeks away

bush's beans are shit

this nigga eatin beans!

yiff in hell furfag

Will Pauline be running a candidate for Senate in South Australia this election?

nothing wrong with being a furfag tbqh