What does Jow Forums know about my shithole?

Our languages still have Many common words
E.g lanka-plains right?

What happens in Sri Lanka? Is it very different from India?

> Great at cricket
> Good food
> Got wrecked in the boxing day tsunami
> Finally have the tamils under control, less bomimgs in Colombo
> Have had a couple women leaders
> Your languages and scripts make no sense to me
> Some beautiful beaches
> Don't you have Buddha's tooth somewhere?
> Strong Christian minority

> bomimgs
Wtf? I have no idea what happened there.

Also, Murali was a chucker

Yep. Our based conservative government just BTFO'd the former Liberal homosexual government and caused unprecedented levels of butthurt recently.
Heh, good times m8
Really? I didn't know that. Point me to some examples? I've found some similarities between my language and other euro languages but I would've never guessed that it has similarities with Lithuanian
No poo in street
Nicer weather
Nicer roads
Minimal rape

>Great at cricket
Not as good as it used to be desu
>Good food
Can't argue there
>Got wrecked in the boxing day tsunami
Hard
> Finally have the tamils under control, less bomimgs in Colombo
Zero bombings. LTTE got eternally BTFO
>Have had a couple women leaders
Yep, two of them are actually fuckable
>Your languages and scripts make no sense to me
I guess it seems that way to an anglo.
>Some beautiful beaches
ya
>Don't you have Buddha's tooth somewhere?
Yes. It's housed in this glorious old building in Kandy
>Strong Christian minority
Fuck yes. Christianity has flourished here for centuries. I'm actually a Christian myself. Converted when I was 14.

You are literally India's poo in the loo

How, like, the Sikhs are, like, killing tons of Israelis over there?

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Fuck off towelhead, go fuck your cousin

Accurate. Gas the juice 1488

your tea is good.

OP can you give us a tl:dr version of your political parties?
Is there an equivalent of a nationalist? Or useless left wing labour type party?

How is the sex tourism industry in your country. I'm interested in purchasing some malnourished orphans.

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>No poo in street
>Nicer weather
>Nicer roads
>Minimal rape
Nice.

Everything is reversed here.
The supposed "left wing" party is conservative, protectionist and libertarian. The "right wing" party is neo-liberal, pro-gay and wants to make SL into a multicultural secular utopia and destroy traditional culture.
Good news is that our super Buddhist president completely Littlefingered our former faggot prime minister and installed our former president/living meme as prime minister.
No idea desu. Not as fun as Thailand I guess.
Arthur C Clarke did get busted diddling little boys here like ages ago and the conservative government at the time cracked down very hard on child sex trafficking after that. It's almost non existent here now AFAIK.
dam son. my nigga

I was really interested in the Tamil Tigers a few years ago. I supported them but then I learned they were just some moslem pajeets who invaded Ceylan, so they got deservedly BTFO.

Even Tamils here hate them now.
The only retards that support them are faggot commie millennial brats of Tamil diaspora parents that live in brainwashed marxist countries like Canada and UK that have never even visited the country in their lives. Tbf though, I do know a couple of them that are impartial and don't care.

Sri Lanka is beautiful mate, don't be so hard on yourself, didn't even see a single poo in the streets. Even though the socialist Gvt was/is hiking up taxes(few years ago I was there) and you are being bought out by the Chinese.. it's happening to most nations.

Sri Lanka is a good place man

>What does Jow Forums know about my shithole?
Massive /sg/ shitposting

Lithuanian is one of the oldest live languages, so that makes sense that it corresponds with other languages around the globe.

Do you guys have a caste system? Or is that just your neighbours?

Oh I think I remember a pop star in the UK openly coming out an supporting the tigers. Maybe about ten years ago. Think her name was Miya or something like that. She got a lot of shit for it.

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one of the worst immigrant groups along with bangladesh apes, indians and pakis

If god existed and threw a fireball on Trump...

Doesn't Sri Lanka have the highest suicide rate in Earth?

No if God actually existed he'd burn you Jews.

Lots of Tamils are fleeing to my country because your government is torturing them. Not that I'm opposed to them being tortured, but I dislike the fact that they are fleeing here. They cause many problems. I hate Tamils so god damn much.

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You're like Poos but darker and shitter I assume. Like if a Poo woman brought home one of you her father would yell at her and disown her.

Am I right?

Or maybe it's the other way around and you're like the cultured Japs of the region and they're the barbaric Chinese.

Sri Lanka is a beautiful place. It's waaaaay better than Indian and (gag) Bangladesh. Don't be so hard on your nation.

Cool flag

it's /our island/. we will take over soon

>long-ass civil war
>bunch of Tamils went to Norway
>iirc Tamils invented the suicide bomb
>unorthodox, yet cool flag
>bunch of elephants in the jungles
As a question; How many (white) tourists are there in Sri Lanka? Is tourism developed there?

You guys have the best-looking flag on Jow Forums, except for maybe Bhutan and that one island on the Atlantic side of Canada

All I know about you is that one of your dudes always comments on my band page with things like "pls come Sri Lanka", he seems based

Buddhist South India

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Thanks impaler bro
Based STJ indeed, he shows us the Indo part of INDO-European unlike that atheist LARPagan Vargcuck
Sinhalese is the southern most IE language but idk why their script is Dravidian like and none of their words sound similar to us
Inshallah biradar