Germany at the brink of collapse as disastrous economic data released

Faced with crippling US economic sanctions, burdened by Brexit and a bloated social welfare state for migrants, the German economy has been tanking like a stone in Q3.

Depression incoming lads, nice knowing you.

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Why didn't you listened? You could have prevented this.

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just bought a flat, how fucked am i

>the German economy has been tanking like a stone in Q3.
Yeah like Canada. How come Jow Forums likes to criticize pretty dynamic economies? Germany has among the best in Western Europe. You keep saying it'll crumble but it keeps growing, and it will as long as they control the EU

You should invest in Italian government debt

you bought a Fiat, so it's over for you. No economic utopia can save you.

seriously, a Fiat? mate. dude. Jürgen

Haha thats hilarious. I'm feeling major schadenfreude rn and for you Germans that don't speak English schadenfreude means I'm laughing at your misfortune

He said flat, as in a condo, not fiat.

do you own any land?

B-but muh surplus!!!!!

That they automatically spend in refugees

Don't worry germanon. Your diversity will make you strong

They'll blame it on the AfD somehow you'll see, we just need to be more inclusive and pay money fo dem programz

>That they automatically spend in refugees
refugees=cheap workforce
It's an asset for the (((germans))) not a flaw

they will bankrupt some med country and loot everything of value.

lmao at you

You can come here if you want Fritz. Just without panzers this time okay?

not realy. all european(and not only) economies are based on the idea of eternaly growing GDP. constant GDP growth makes up for constant growing debt which makes faster GDP growth possible. Germans have been working hard but they were not procreating enough so their leaders decided to artificialy boost GDP growth by importing more workers from different countries. but they assumed all workers are as productive no matter the race or culture and it all depends on leadership. so if new migrants doesn't turn out to be as productive or will make debt grow even faster their calculations might go to shit. if their calculations go to shit, they will become much poorer, if they become much poorer they won't be able to afford all the welfare. when they are not able to afford that, minorities will riot, and as budget will be low, it will be hard to prevent the growing crime so people will be forced to take matters into their own hands. and that's how civil wars start.

Woo we ain't the only ones except you're going to have a real bad mudslime chimp out when there's no gibs
We're gonna have the Chinese eat everything that moves
What is good for a Russian is always bad for a German you know this бpaт

And all because you wanted your own little form of serf states and uneducated slave labor en masse, so that not even your basic necessity jobs will pay the bills for the average joe at home. Just so Shekelberg could pocket a few dollars more instead of putting money back into the economy.

HAHAHAHAH

Good

Fuck Merkel

They don't work

Well, open offer.

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you assume (((they))) didn't want more debt, missery and revolution for germans.it's all part of the plan, our rulers are sociapths, but they are not stupid.

Checked and nice bait.

No, idiot MBAs are wrong as usual.

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>money fo dem pogroms
ftfy

why would (((they))) want the Germans to revolt? Shouldn't they keep us fat and docile so we won't start shit?

Dumb paris nigger those refugees are not mexican they do not work for shit.

checked and kekked there BurgerBro.

You already started shit, you destroyed europe AGAIN

Refugees don't get jobs and are an economic net negative on the nation. This true not only in Germany, but also elsewhere in Europe.

you are talking about jews, i'm talking about german leaders. at least those not jewish ones.

the main issue with most European economies is that it is based around the US aid. Now while not direct it is indirect. Cut aid to shit programs like african foreign aide and nigs chimp. Cut it to healthcare like we just did and soon euros will sperg. Cut it to asian and asia will sia anotha day. but as it pans out, the US mainly has been getting fucked over heavily in order to allow shitty politicians to upkeep the narrative that their counties are rich when in reality Americans were blind to how rich we really were. Like example being we pay 3x in healthcare so we can cover Europeans R&D for drugs but cant do that to our euro brothers. Makes on thonk

colombia is throwing chocolate milk like crazy

because they want turks to finish you

What the hell are you talking about?

same race you to the bottom greatest ally

How quickly (((globalists))) destroy what they hate. Remember a few short years ago when Obama went to Germany to beg them to fund his third world strategy? Didn't get enough money from him so the (((globalists))) instead initiated operation mass migration dump to force the Germans to do it all anyhow.

Germany down. Texas next. Or you might say 75% there already.

Is this why Merkel is leaving? Doesn't want to be one on the seat when the toilet flushes?

>they assumed all workers are as productive no matter the race or culture
Partly true but leadership plays a huge role in this. Look at how many empires used slaves to achieve great works or used conquered tribes in their armed forces, often with great success.

>minorities will riot
They won't. They're not rooted in anything, so it'll be much harder for them to revolt; besides they import refugees because said refugees do not join labor unions or demand privileges or better pay. That's the point. German workers, if struck with crisis, would have a very rash reaction. Minorities? Less likely

They are filling some companies in West Germany already (East Germany has been mostly de-industrialized). There's always a plan behind such things. Even the UN has made clear since the 90s that the sole goal of forced migrations is to fill in for empty slots in the industrial machine of the west.

* Didn't get enough money from THEM (Germany) *

4D Schach

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You need more muslims

Nice trolling.

>Why didn't you listened?
We did.

You probably don't remember because Jow Forums has ADHD and the memory span of a goldfish, but Merkel was voted out last year.
It just didn't do anything, we still got more Merkel.

Germany is so fucking poor its amazing
They drive cars that are worth less than my socks

look at this streetview for example

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You do not know pain, not yet.

>Germans
>revolt
They don't think you will; you've been hard cucked since the end of WWII so they don't think you've got the balls anymore.
Prove them wrong.

Why is merkel still alive?

breakfast means breakfast, kraut

The refugees literally do not work, yu dumb piece of shit. It takes 8+ years for just over half of them to find some kind of employment, you retarded frog fuck.

Checked.
Wouldn't surprise me at all. Anyhow, I'm now a Beamter so I couldn't give a fuck.

>be german
>be poor as shit
>decide to emigrate from this jewish shithole
>nobody wants german immigrants in their countries anymore, because 5 minutes later they claim they settled the place they immigrated to a thousand years ago and demand this land be given to them for free

how screwed are you people lol.

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Better start praying that your area becomes an overpriced liberal hive.

>Prove them wrong.
Fall of the Berlin Wall
Rightist riots in the 90s that resulted in a more severe asylum law

the what now?
didnt you vote merkel into office 4 times, and like a week ago she decided to not go for the 5th term?
you didnt vote out shit.

Ayy, made me laugh.

And your politicians keep talking about Italy

Hey we are celebrating the death of America today, stop posting this clickbait shit.

average wage in germany is $1000 a month. $1500 are top workers

>didnt you vote merkel into office 4 times
Nope, we didn't. That's just memes.

First, German law doesn't allow voting for individuals, only parties, so nobody ever voted for Merkel per se.
Second, we voted her out in 2017, but surprise, surprise, a Stasi-trained GDR politican sticks to her seat against all laws.

Careful, the German might just invite you in for cucking him out of his own language via the English languages mutations.

>Fall of the Berlin Wall
Likely never would've happened without the administrative speech snafu.
>Rightist riots in the 90s
We have nigger riots all the time & those don't really do shit to improve their lot.

>Europe
>owning land

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's Higlander: The Quickening levels of dumb, though.
Remember that scene where MacLeod bitches at General Katana that all he wanted to do was grow old and die? And General Katana fucked up by sending assassins after him, eventually causing him to become immortal once more? That.

so you are saying that there is hope after all?

But the food, Sven, the food.

Better than having to rent somewhere surely?

>Likely never would've happened without the administrative speech snafu.
It was already obvious for years that it would happen.

>We have nigger riots all the time & those don't really do shit to improve their lot.
The 90s riots in Germany did though. At least on paper because although we officially have a stringent law about asylum seeking since skinheads burned a few refugee centers (including their inhabitants) back then, it's simply ignored by our current government..

lmao what a joke of a country, pretty soon their only source of sustenance will be staring at the GDP number on wikipedia while having 2$ on their bank accounts.

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In all honesty we need a complete economic collapse

Once the average hans cant afford bread, electricity goes out, and migrants are at his door.

This is the only time real change takes place in a country, drastic measures are implemented, the rats in government flee, the rats in the population flee, and the only ones left are the real citizens of a country.

So what's preventing the European Central Bank to print a couple billions to keep the german economy afloat, like they've been doing with Spain/Italy/France for a decade now?

Oh yea right, they WANT an economic depression in Germany so they can further destroy the social security systems and shovel more money to the 1% (((shareholder))) parasites

(((They))) will even let the AfD team up with Merz CDU to destroy the Bismarck era social security systems, this way their zionist socialists from the SPD might get some voters back and the AfD might get destroyed in the process. Like in Austria right now.

>Nope, we didn't. That's just memes.

you literally voted the same destructive party with the same leader four (4!!!) fucking times in a row, are you telling me you didnt?

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they do, some of them.
government made a deal. the first year the government will pay half their salary, companys love it. they give them minimum wage contracts, half of the wage gets paid by the government, and after one year when government gibs end, they kick the refugees out and get new ones. endless ultra cheap workforce for jobs no german wants to do. they basically work the most horrible jobs for 6€ a hour.

That's utter bullshit you wannabe Göbbles assclown

its pretty shocking, I give skiing lessons in the winter months up here in the beautiful mountains and rarely see germans anymore, because they simply can't afford it.

>leeches off of entire Europe
>stacks trade law in in their own favor
>passes of regulations that destroys non-German production industries in other countries to replace them with their own
>still fails
Is this some sort of inbred German genetical strategy - to fuck everything up and drag others with them?

low quality bait but thats what makes it hilarious

>be german
>country sucks now and want to leave
>its all Merkel's fault
>stay and elect childless mushroom hair Merkel clone as replacement

This means the EU is a dead institution walking and possibly brings massive geopolitical implications down the line, including ones for NATO and Russia sanctions.

I just hope I can escape to Asia before shit hits the fan.

Eh, debatable whether or not the German public would've gotten sick enough of the wall to actually revolt over it & bring it down through that. They jumped at the snafu & moved on it too fast to contain once it was already happening.

>it's simply ignored by our current government
Sounds like you need to remind them why they enacted that shit in the first place then.
The 90's were like 30 years ago at this point.

B-but... I thought... germ industry is the best in the world. How do they manage to build the best cars on the planet?

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What are you? A weeabo?

>be Germany
>strongest in EU
>collapse
has that happened before?

>Depression incoming lads, nice knowing you.
You know whats next, Hanz.

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they dont work you would think a frenchistani would know that by now lol keep sucking macron dick until you are african colony oh wait you already are.

fasz

I know what Germany needs - a refugee president to show that love wins. Only when love wins out over racist white german skin will Germany finally recover.

Well this sounds like a nothing krautz.

because Merkel is like Neagan from Walking Dead. They are all Merkel. No matter what you vote for.
Merz is also a globalist.

>Partly true but leadership plays a huge role in this. Look at how many empires used slaves to achieve great works or used conquered tribes in their armed forces, often with great success.

but it's not enough for modern economics model.
in US north without slaves was far more advanced than south with slaves when the slavery was abolished.
Brazil and Saudi arabia imported far more slaves during atlantic slave trade but ended up nowhere close to US or european countries or Japan for example.

>They won't. They're not rooted in anything, so it'll be much harder for them to revolt;
when they lose their source of income they have to either riot or steal. what else can they do?

>besides they import refugees because said refugees do not join labor unions or demand privileges or better pay. That's the point.
yeah, because most of them don't work legaly. they get handouts and steal the rest. or sell the drugs.
when they lose big portion of their every month money they will have to riot about it but so far no one in europe lowered their handouts.

>That's the point. German workers, if struck with crisis, would have a very rash reaction. Minorities? Less likely
minorities have more young people and are more radical overally. German has that conciousnes that he is able make a living in other country with his decent work, migrants are ready to kill for their money flowing spring.

lol looooooooooool

Most Asian countries are traditionalist, non-humanist, high-tech, highly capitalist, etc.

In other words they agree with my personal preferences. Besides, watching the West turn into Brazil is depressing.

that's not true. i make 2500€ after taxes.
lowskilled idiots make 1000-1500€, skilled workers make 1500-2000€. specialized workers, like me, make 2000-3000€.

strongest how?
military? no.
economy? no.
Netherlands have a better economy, and Greece and Poland have the biggest armies in mainland europe.

Checked and keked

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Shut the fuck up you Deutsch bitch. I'm tired of your obsession with mushroom haircut childless hags. Man the fuck up, get some guns and stand your fucking ground boy.

sucking dick is not a high skilled job

how many mini jobs do you need to take?

Not when he owes the bank £25000 for a flat that will be worth 90k