Brit/pol/: Norf's Last Stand

>Never thought I'd die standin' next to a Suvvan pooftah
>How about side by side with ya mate?
>Aye. I could do that.

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love kulaks me

First for posting in an MI5/JTRIG/77BDE honeypot thread.

Just embarrassed myself in work lads.

Quiet as fuck, around 35 people here, and had to make a call and say the word "unique" as part of a sentence. I tried saying it about three times but couldn't get past "Uuu" so made a loud "UUU" sound several times before finally stopping and making an excuse and then managing to get it out. A fucking stammer on top all my other social issues, great.

Start writing short stories.

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Sounds like quite a unique series of events.

Am gannin te iceland te get a frozen greggs and al use it as a fuuken sord.
(This is satire, just incase those glowing chaps who work at GCHQ who are so skilled they can commit suicide by folding themselves inside a gym bag and attach a lock to the outside of it from the inside after they have died think this is an actual proclamation of intent).

You should practice this vocal warm-up

Just repeat this phrase:

Unique New York, you know you need unique New York.

Do that a couple times before public speaking

I won a short story competition last year, but I wish I hadn't. I wrote two stories in the space of a week while off work, and on reflection both had many grammatical mistakes, cringeworthy sentences and one of them is written by a narrator who is one of the most angry, bitter, beta incel I've come across in literature, who obsesses over a girl he doesn't know for weeks and laments the fact he is an incel living alone in a lonely rented room. When I went to the event to collect the award some people looked at me as if to say "What the fuck is your problem?" and a few were visibly repulsed by my company.

Yeah man, vocal practice.
unique.
yuuu neeek
yuuuuu niiik
youuu niiiiiiig
you niiig
you ni

You get the idea

Can't wait for the anime version.

dont worry about it, if the audience was half intelligent they focus on what you are saying rather than the way you are saying it. Focusing on the message is half the reason why I ended up with this politics desu

>He's makin' his move.

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Sounds like a good excuse to start getting out more and getting your work published.

Love Allah innit

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Fook like, they'll never get me scran, like.

Unfortunately the story was published in a book which is being sold on amazon, and I've seriously considered buying every copy, but that would mean the organizers realizing who is buying it and also me spending my prize money (several hundred pounds) on it.

its frustrating that (published/televised) popular culture is almost entirely dominated by leftists

might move to new zealand or the falkland islands

Well, I was joking, but I wish you luck with it.
Sounds like writing's already your thing, just keep at it.
If you can make some money and get some reee screaming up all the better.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad is the muslim invasion in Britain ?

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Ultimately

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How bad is it in France?

around 7 ... maybe 6. some may go as far as suggesting 8.

Reminder that Poland, The Ukraine, Belarus, Romania and all other traitor nations owe Russia massive reparations for all the development the USSR gave them.

Which are worse lads, the pakis in britain, the turks in germany or the algerians in france?

the ents fought saruman

The Capitalists.

bit of a pointless question really


a muslim invader is a muslim invader is a muslim invader

Tolkien was Tedpilled.

All NATO countries also owe East Germany massive reparations for illegally dissolving the GDR.

LOTR Trilogy films and books = Tedpilled

>owe Russia massive reparations for all the development the USSR gave them.

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If anything I have gone out even less since then, and when I finally realized what I had done (sperged out in a depressive state and bared the least likeable aspects of my character, doing so in the most pretentious and retardedly written way possible) I have not written a single word since and don't have any intention of ever writing again. I just can't imagine doing it now since I've embarrassed myself so much and tainted any kind of legacy I might otherwise strive to earn. I'm a wreck of a human being. Guilt and regret have completely overwhelmed any capacity for optimism or enthusiasm.

>the west has no revolutionary potential
why do you even bother being a communist

He really was.
Isengard (Ironguard) is his view on the industrial revolution.

Yeah thanks a lot!
We totaly where undeveloped shitholes before Russja brought civilisation on us barbarians!

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What program are you drawing the norfs in? Just regular mspaint?

What's wrong with them?

Because it will do one day. One day we're going to have to face the bourgeoisie and likely our "NATO" allies in open battle and win. And its going to be the best war ever.

About 5 for the country in general I'd say, but in Paris, Marseille and some other major towns it can easily reach 10, complete with sharia law and saudi-funded mosques.
Thanks mate.
I suppose it's worse in urban area, right ?

I genuinely think the communist who posts on this is mentally ill.
You can’t look back on the communism and think it was a good, never mind a successful thing.

It’s entire philosophy is based on gibs me that for free

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Yeah it is and he was right.
There is more in there too.

>Because it will do one day. One day we're going to have to face the bourgeoisie and likely our "NATO" allies in open battle and win. And its going to be the best war ever.

this reads like the book of revelations

reminder that we're living the Scouring of the Shire - except that Frodo and Sam well loved the fookin pie factories that Sharkey had opened up and greedily settled in whilst Orcs and Men took over the entire village of Hobbiton and turned the entire place into a council estate and the Shire into a dump.
The end.

tom bombadil is a paedophile

Thank you mate, I wish you luck with whatever you're working towards.

I think a lot of people considering writing "their thing", because it takes so little technical skill or investment of money or strict learning (as with STEM or even music etc). It's partly why authors' wages are plummeting every year with so much stuff being released. I don't fool myself any more about being a "writer", whatever that means. I've already soiled my reputation, and I simply lack the egoism and blind ambition to make it as a popular writer. I have been collapsing internally for a long time now, most conspicuously since late-2017 but that's only because I became aware of what was happening. Suicide has become an inevitably now I think, just counting the days. Feel haunted and beyond redemption.

>It’s entire philosophy is based on gibs me that for free
Ding ding ding retard alert. Everyone has to work in socialism, there's no welfare unless you're unable to work.

It would be pretty poetic if Britain was the first NATO country to become communist because the British proletariat are probably the most ancient. Honestly it would signal the beginning of the end of capitalism.

whoever made this is a creative genius

Lmao there nothing to them.
Just blocks on nothingness where people starved and were to afraid to speak to anyone because 1 in 3 people in the ussr where spies and anything negative you said about them was reported and you were sent to the gulag.
Everyone was equal but the worse possibly way.

lol you're hysterical. They're just some derelict buildings.

you might get a netflix adaption LMAO

I thought singing it helps words come out

Preferably in a very camp, so g dingy way like Bunny from Extras

I see a Corybn win then a disenchantment once they realise their lives are still shit

>free health care
>free public transport
>free housing
>state funded food stamps
B...but we had to work! Because equality right guys!?
I mean after this and we are all equal we can roam the field and be free and we can all be poets

Was it one of those 'special' awards

>massive reparations
Is this before or after you add up all their damages? Also, we are in the process of removing many Communist buildings because:
A. They were terribly built
and
B. Are insanely ugly

Well the buildings of nations explains it people.
If there is nothing to a building there is no purpose but only store people in there.

If you removed all Pakistani Muslims, if say a 3

With them though it's a 6

Eyyup. Stop right there ya fookin wizard bastid.
Gandalf the White?
More like Gandalf the fookin' nonce. Well ya weren't givin' fireworks and drugs tah a lil' Hobbit lad.
Ya were givin' 'em to me! Greggsbag Man-Eater!
Go on big Dave. Hold 'im down. I'll call the Naz-gul.

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loads of young people stepping away from politics is ripe ground for the gospel

Its SOCIAL health care moron. Like you capitalists say, nothing is free.

>Because equality right guys!?
Yeah? I mean, letting a few people own everything we need to make shit allowing them to profit seek at cost of everyone else is fucking stupid.

They weren't that badly built if you're still removing them.

I need to read this

And I doubt it's as bad as you think. After all it's fiction, you can write whatever the fuck you want. People arent confused that it's autobiographical

Bowden on communism and why it failed
m.youtube.com/watch?v=e-BZylziBKI

Get in't the car wiv me innit an I'll tek ya roun ta me cousins tekaway an' ya can meet me mates Iqbal and Afzal innit, we'll even let ya 'ave some chips innit. Come on ya fookin' kuffar slag, get in.

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I'm reading The Imitation of Christ by Thomas a Kempis right now and very much appreciating it. Reminds me of Fernando Pessoa. Apparently it's one of the books Vincent van Gogh enjoyed while living in London, so I thought I'd give it a try.

It's an awful shame that people have to come to the church when everything is wrong and they can't explain it within a worldly framework
It would be nice for people to hear the bells and come in and help hold up the pillars

The problem is essentially spiritual in nature- nihilism and consumerism

>They weren't that badly built if you're still removing them.
...? Are you trolling or actually this retarded?

Pakis all have that London jafacian accent, even in places up Norf like Bradford

It didn't fail. Also, this dumb fuck is just another capitalist shill. If we're unequal, and we all get to the place we are through hard work, then lets take the capital these rich parasites have that lets them live a life of luxury from day one and put in public ownership, so everyone starts from the same place. Oh he doesn't like that, because if we did, this stupid self-aggrandizing cunt would be just like everyone else without Mummy and Daddy.

>Yeah? I mean, letting a few people own everything we need to make shit allowing them to profit seek at cost of everyone else is fucking stupid.
>implying that didn’t happen in communism yet failed miserably
The state owned everything in communism which ripped people from any opportunity they had making privately own companies.
There will always be an elite, it’s not a question of getting rid of them it’s a question of how can we replace the commercial elite now with an intellectual one.

There's so many fucking books , i'll look into it

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tbf i don't think Bowden is equal to most people
he's a pretty bright guy

Chances are you will read it and A) judge me to be a bad person, B) judge me to be a pretentious person, C) tut at the incorrect usage of certain words and obvious attempts to use clunky words for the sake of maintaining elegant variation, D) wonder why the fuck it was chosen to be included in a book.

Fortunately the other story I wrote was more normie-friendly and won the prize, this one was just also picked and included. I'm glad that's the case however, because otherwise it would be the first thing that appeared when you googled my name.

As for autobiographical stuff, it's pretty much the case that most writing is largely based on autobiography, and even if it wasn't the narrator is so genuinely butthurt and obsessive that it couldn't be mistaken as mere LARPing. It's like Lolita, nobody judges Nabokov to be a dirty old man because of it, but even if they did the book is so well-written that a lot of girls find it very exciting and "dangerous" in an enticing way, whereas my story is so aspergic and needy and badly written that even people attracted to taboo literature would shy away from having anything to do with it.

I keked at this even though I have a slight stammer myself. Hopefully it gets better user.

This is just retarded. The state didn't act as a capitalist or monopoly on capital in communism. Stalin didn't own the factories and then sell the produce to Khrushchev for profit. The factories were run by directors and workers who were paid a wage.

Why? What did he do exactly?

>another capitalist shill.
Pretty sure he was some brand of distributist, like most of the BNP big brains

It failed and collapsed you moron, Finald ffs had a better economy then this “super power” as you called it.
>Bowden is a capitalist
Lmfao, you really are mentally ill.
>everyone who disagrees with me is a capitalist reee
>If we're unequal, and we all get to the place we are through hard work, then lets take the capital these rich parasites have that lets them live a life of luxury from day one and put in public ownership, so everyone starts from the same place. Oh he doesn't like that, because if we did, this stupid self-aggrandizing cunt would be just like everyone else without Mummy and Daddy.
Not an argument, just ramblings of a madman who hates people having more material goods then him. That is your line of thinking, if he has more material objects then me he is evil!
People are unequal, it’s a fact.

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Communism has never existed

ffs lad

underrated pic

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Dno but i'm gonna be rating this jam roly poly

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Oh yeah and did that work out?
Pretty much collapsed didn’t it?
What happened to those disagreed with communism then? Sent to camps? Very equal thing to do!

Can you give me a quick rundown on things that you say don’t exist I can’t remember all of them.

Also thank you for your service

i vaguely remember this pic from a history book as a kid

what bongaloo war is it from?

I don't have a stammer but for amusement I like to do an Arkwright stammer

>sniffs your car
whisky and jizz
do you think people didnt notice the smell?

theres a couple of customers in my work who have lived in cars and they all have that stale whiff

Who did you submit it to in order to get it published?

>Chances are you will read it and A) judge me to be a bad person, B) judge me to be a pretentious person, C) tut at the incorrect usage of certain words and obvious attempts to use clunky words for the sake of maintaining elegant variation, D) wonder why the fuck it was chosen to be included in a book.
Everybody who was reued writing writes stuff that makes them cringe at first, just like any skills you're clumsy at first and become more refined

But still I have to read it

not meant for me but kek

basically here alot of places are maybe a 2-3 at best, but when you hit big cities, like manchester/Birmingham/etc it would spike up to say, 6-7? but then you hit london and its easilly 8-9. london's east is basically new-pakistan

You should have been taking notes

honestly decent
cup of earl grey with it though because it's a bit dry

7.7/12

I used to like watching that but it’s been ruined by the multicultural remake and rumours david Jason is a nonce

Hope it gets better for France, mate.
Have you seen this?
theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/06/six-far-right-suspects-held-over-terror-plot-against-emmanuel-macron

david jason being a pedo would be a nail in the coffin for an entire generation

I love jam roly poly

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Lol

Lmfao
Imagine believing that this is a great system even though it collapsed and killed millions of people because you didn’t want to give up the stuff that you worked for or that you simply disagree with

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first one i've had since year 6