Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
all these niggers got fooled by this shit tier bait...
Evan Evans
>doubles advocate stopped reading
Ayden Moore
>reacting to pasta
Grayson Collins
the true double's advocate...
Brandon Kelly
witnessed in this bait pasta thread
Robert Reyes
Newfags. Like really really newfags who haven't been here form more than a year have already taken over. Goodbye Jow Forums. It was fun for while but the NPCs are insufferable
Joshua Richardson
so after the Dems completely fuck up the House how many seats will the Republicans take back in 2020?
Sebastian Clark
I knew someone who thought the saying was “make hands meat”
Did you pretend Jow Forums wasn't entirely compromised?! Wow kid, sorry you're deluded! Some of us are still here to stear newfags and returnees to Eightchan etc but thid place is very seldom good anymore. We're under heavy attack from 7am - 10pm est. During late night/early mornings us tz its generally ok discourse. Most of the time it's all shills because kikes have realized only saturation shilling works cause it drives people away and shills can do narrative control playing conservstive roles aswell. But this strat is expensive as fuck so we should lose those people soon, but we'll have to deal with the newfags infected by their saturation mind virus for a longer time but these idiots will be turned around by truth or turned back to rebbit.
>doubles advocate >diamond dozen >blessing in the skies >on a petal stool >pre-Madonnas >for granite >mustard up >doggy dog world out there >huge ship on your shoulder
Doubles advocate was enough to piss me off. Intesive purposes guaranteed a reply and by diamond dozen i knew it was bait. Now idk how to feel op you faggot. Kinda feel blue balled
Dems have a 2 seat majority. 2 seats. It won’t be hard to peel off a few here and there.
Levi Evans
>Doubles advocate >doggy dog >intensive purposes >Peach of cake
Andrew Long
>Pre-Madonna IE 1981
Jordan Williams
>doubles advocate >insentive purposes
Just how many double digit IQ retards do I share this board with now? This used to be a place of intellectuals.
Kayden Martinez
Found the newfag.
Gavin Gray
Thank you very much OP I haven't laughed at something on Jow Forums for a looong time
Wyatt Torres
>diamond in the skies
Dylan Walker
Now a get thread
Hunter Taylor
Gonna guess this was a voice text Siri special.
Jayden Cruz
>blonde eye >kids Nsync
:')
Jace Jenkins
>Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
This post is brilliant, well done. The number of retards taking this seriously is truly staggering.
what the fuck did I just read? >doubles advocate >intensive purposes >petal stool >mustard up all the strength >zero taller ants this nigger either trolled us or is an actual nigger
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
>American education Holy shit you might actually be retarded >diamond dozen >pre-Madonnas >double advocate >not realizing that the House is pointless without a Senate majority too
is there an image showing how much each presdent lost or gained under their tenure?
Hudson Young
Well ... that is because we aren't fucking hipsters who run through the world with a rucksack thinking they'll find their special snowflake meaning in life. our society is our family, which also includes work and you could say that a lot of nords are proud to contribute to that, even though it's getting shittier because of governments being undermined by leftist radicals. i wouldn't expect americans to relate, i certainly can't to them either. i have never seen so many ignorant, superficial and uneducated people in my life as i did in the states. your live is average and uninteresting, you don't have any culture except consumerism, your entire nation struggles needlessly because of your through and through corrupt and broken government. the most interesting thing i get to hear is that someone got shot around that corner and how the NRA is the best thing ever t. german
