Ask a Mexican anything

Shut up Gipsy! Your country is 10 times more fucked than Mexico. You are the third world of Europe!

I heard there's a lot cartel kidnappings there. Is that true?

and colombians only comes to steal and sell coke here, because our government is very stuid, they lifted visas to all parasitic colombians

Why do you guys throw hot cheeto and dorito bags everywhere?

with pena nieto even romania is better than us.

Donde esta la bibliotequa

Why? It’s just fried corn. It’s not like you guys don’t fry everything else. Man I prefer tacos with a soft shell too because that’s what is served at Mexican restaurants here, but there is nothing wrong with a hard shell.

en tu culo, hoja malvada

And what about the new president? He is a retard

Any tips to learn Spanish easier? I've been teaching myself via the Duolingo app for about a year, but I'm still bad. I even ordered the Cat in the Hat (in Spanish) and I can't read that yet.

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corn tortilla or gtfo
growing up in tucson hard shell was always more popular, so i still like them, but flour tortillas can get fucked

Once you get to a decent level of understanding, listen to cultural radio stations, they usually speak slower. Get a dictionary and at night listen to those show, write down every word you do not understand it doesnt matter if it is well spelled and then look for the word in the dictionary and try to use that word or words in a sentence that day.

How do I get a gf?

What's the solution for the murders in Tijuana?

Following the money of cartels, stopping guns from crossing the border down to Mexico, bilateral agreements and territorial assignment to the cartels by both countries.

He said “Up your ass you evil leaf”

That girl's Mexican?

Do you consider yourself a mexican intellectual?

Mexico is a country so mixed you get people that look Asian and still be 100% Mexican.

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>territorial assignment to the cartels by both countries

Can you explain?

Donde esta la biblioteca?

because mexico had quite a few asian immigrants back in the day

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Yes, both governments should negotiate and assign border cities to different cartels. This was done a while ago. About 15 years ago it was done that way and there was no violence.

At the time the druglords were usually very smart people (El chapo, Caro quintero, Arellano felix, El guero palma etc) They acted as businessmen, after the policies changed and both governments captured or killed them, the ones who inherited the cartels where the ones that carried out the dirty jobs, the violent, the ignorants and the psychos

And since drug trade is impossible to erradicate. I think the governments should get involved and set the rules of the game. Enforcing those laws would end Cartels who are not playing by the rules or get out of control.

>This was done a while ago. About 15 years ago it was done that way and there was no violence.

[citation needed]

Why do mexicans do this, bro? It just isn't right.
youtube.com/watch?v=vL5sZIfs8YM&t=357s

There is nothing written about it, I know it first hand because my grandfather was an admiral of the mexican navy. He never was directly involved but in his conversations you knew what he was talking about.

Who do you think controls the drug trade in the US? Why do you think that the US being the biggest drug market in the world, there is not one big drug lord???

We like spicy

Fucking animals. He even added gummy bears.

That is disgusting! I agree

I lived in San Diego then, and visited Tijuana often. Nothing of the sort was going on. Once the Federales disbanded and disarmed Tijuana's police force but they never allocated land to the cartels.

Yup, Tijuana used to be a party city and it was pretty safe.

Not land allocation, but territory distribution. The would give tijuana to the cartel del golfo, the would give el paso to the cartel of juarez etc etc

Each one of them had their own territory which they operated within and they wouldn-t mess with other cartels territory.

Now that you won the election I guess you will be posting with an American flag next time we see you?

More?

Can you come rake my yard?

This girl doesn't look asian at all tho

te gustas despacito?

Why do you hate the very people you want so badly to be? do you have any sort of self awareness at all?

Why are Mexican women so beautiful but the men are average looking?

How long until Mexico City sinks into Lake Tittykaca?

Who is that criminally hot blonde girl?
When ur that hot burkas and white sharia should be mandatory.

I don't care if she's got a little of that human-sacrificing aztec blood in her. I'd fuck her, I'd impregnate her, and I'd be proud of it.

Chances are you have human-sacrificing Celtic blood in you.

Do burritos exist south of the US border?

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Celtic human sacrifice was a meme Julius Ceasar invented coz he was so butthurt the Druids repelled his initial invasion of Britain.
Contrary to this pervasive lie Druids did not human sacrifice.

>Druids did not human sacrifice.
what a bunch of faggots

Is my penis gay?

why are their bodies are so jello ?

Druidism has far more in common with Hinduism than Aztec blood-letting fetishizing religion.

Do you believe that the US owes you citizenship, no questions asked?

What do you believe your country needs to do in order to improve it enough that your people would want to stay there?

>y
t.chicano analfabeta

But the cartels are your government, Pedro.

How should a white person react to a racist Mexican who insists all white people are racist?

why are you migrating to the USA if Mexico that "good"?

If your female did you have your first kid 15?
If you're a dude do you work any of the military check points along the 1 in baja? If so just yell viva baja to any white dude with beard, if it's me I'll respond, don't be such a faggot user.

Why do Mexicans age so horribly? I rail a ton of Mexican teens in college, but always make them take birth control because they almost always get fucking fat and look like a goblin when they get older.

Do you give good head

Do you mean "deep fried" tacos? not hard shell, but "tacos dorados"?

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lol, thats right.

What's your preference, whole beans or refired?

holy shit that poor turtle.

both are interessant

Your government is THE Cartel! Accept it fag. Without drugs your country would fall into anarchy

Rei or Asuka?

Am I allowed to racemix with this?

native americans (the real ones, not the spics and whites claiming to be) also came from asia, so they share a lot of physical features

rie

yes,

Dutch detected

very rare

Where are the bodies?

yes, burritos are from chihuahua...but very different from what you guys eat, also better

I was trying to speak german.

from my city juarez*

what bodies achmed

Sometimes children with heavy Asian like facial features are born when mesoamerican DNA is involved, they end up getting called "chinos".

Mexico is a country with a lot of fat people, no surprise there. That's why I'm fit as fuck and go to the gym often and eat healthy. Because latinos tend to get fat easily.

Yes
US fedgov traitors are the mexican cartels
Now stop voting Dim when you hop the border and maybe we can make some head way

Why do your kind always vote Democrat? Also what compels you to leave your country and illegally vote in a country you aren’t a citizen of? Are you all just literally pure satanic evil?

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because democrats treats us as humans.

This. I look like an Italian chink

I live in Mexico and live quite comfortably, but poor mexicans go to the U.S. because they don't have a job or money here. As to why this happens I don't know.

The times I've been in the U.S. have been for vacations (New York, Texas and California).

>Are you all just literally pure satanic evil?
Yes, we are Roman Catholic.

>because democrats treats us as humans.

They're using you Paco

As far as I can see from this side of the border, it's exactly the opposite.

How do you view Mexican women who date men of other races?