I'm a muslim.Ask me anything

I'm a muslim.Ask me anything.

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proof or gtfo

كس امك

i can use google translate too

Why haven't you suicide bombed israel yet?

I would if I lived there

faggot

How do you feel about child marriage?

bacon is delicious

you become what you eat

there is nothing wrong with it

Is it really the religion of peace?

Why do Muslims like rape so much? especially when it comes to white women?

Does it apply to vegetables as well?

Thoughts on pre-islamic religions in the Middle-East? (Zoroastraism/Tengriism etc.)

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do muslim women shave their vaginas?

is there a french flag behind this post?

I don't know

why has there been no jihad on Israel yet

no

delicious? i dont mind being delicious but are you gonna eat me i did not know that islams ate people that seems weird

So you're an muslim incel?

Why can't you stop hating dogs?

>Why do Muslims like rape so much? especially when it comes to white women?

> why has there been no jihad on Israel yet

Can I put a pig and you’re great with you and with murder you because we are going to kill you

can confirm they do

I'm only 22 years old men usually marry when they are 30 here

Why are you convinced God is real? Honest question.

Did you tell Islamic stance on abortions to a liberal and what did they say to that?

it's not rape if woman is non muslim

This. (((ISIS))) NEVER attacked Israel once. A true muslim (or any sane person) hates jews to the core

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your not beating your women hard enough

>Tfw i cucked islam.

Hows it like +co+opting me to shill your heresay?

can you prove there is no God?

do you like to fuck small or big goats?

thats hot. however I personally prefer hairy muff.

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Is Algeria a shit hole like most Muslim countries or do people actually drink and fuck there like normal people?

What are the chances of a Kaffir getting some Algerian Pussy?

I've fucked 2 muslim girls but I had to pretend I converted

I'm not married yet

Nope, but you cant prove one exists either. So why are you convinced that God is real?

Are you aware that CS Lewis's Trilemna Argument shits on your view of Christ?

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are you an acutal Jihadist or are you a "Jihadist" the same way 90% of the 14 year olds here on Jow Forums are "Nazis"

What do you think of the Far-right?

Whats your opinion on Hitler?

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How did you convince faggots to join your cause when you throw them off buildings? Explain this sorcery.

are you one of muhammeds 72 male brides?

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no god would ever ban bacon that nigga would be upstairs chowin down on the finest bacon all day nomesayn

Follow up question, do you think Jihadists would be willing to work with far-right terrorists?

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How much cum do you guzzle?

well no woman in islam would use the internet so I know you're lying already.

4cuck gave me sidewalks and then cars as a captcha, so that's eery, now I have to not only look both ways, but react to fuckers like you not obeying traffic laws like don't run over people or kill innocent non involved people.

Was it your social upbrining or why

why are people religious? What do religious people believe?

What's floor of the building do you throw your 6 year old wife out of when you're done raping her?

yeah you can fuck we're not saudi arabia ,drinking not so much cuz the demand is low and its hard to find any

>I've fucked 2 muslim girls but I had to pretend I converted
have Gaelic kids or dont have any a chairde

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can you put extra hot sauce on my kebab?

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I can prove God is real, you were a piece of flesh without a brain before a semen and egg symbiotically made something out of nothing, like nanobotic material with no pattern just determination.

>Algeria
I wonder how shit it is

Funny story. Listen to this faggots. Back when I was living in germany this hot turkish chick I was dating told me that she could only have anal sex with me to preserve her virginity.

Best kind lol

not talking about goats sandshit

why do muslim girls tend to be so slutty?

He's only ever fucked swedes.

what the fuck is it with sandniggers obsession over pizzarias?
All they do is start pizzarias, literally 9.9 out of 10 pizzarias in the country is owned by mudslimes

What type of stones do you recommend for bludgeoning homosexuals to death with?

Thank you in advance.

>I'm a muslim.Ask me anything.
Do Muslim woman shave their pussy and arm pits?

Muslim girls are just for fun, ba moith liom cuaig páistí. tuig mé C i mo leaving cert seacht mbliana seo chaitin kek my irish is so bad.

My family usually has like 7 lol.

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They're underfucked a lot I suppose

You appear to like pizza then and they don't mind working with dough

whats your number habibi? i fill your butthole with my infidel seed
fatwa fatwa fatwa takfir!

You people absolutely fucking stink.

Unironically the best argument against the existence of god.

>My family usually has like 7 lol.
Muslim girls? :^D

its france but arabian and getting bleached

very big ones, preferably limestone because then maybe when you are done the rock pile will look nice

If you fuck two 9 year olds at the same time does it make them 18?

Bleached by britcuck tourists?

You're getting bleached?
How, explain

seems the opposite to me, they are constantly jumping on kafir cock in my neck of the woods.

i guess that is why muslim men get so pissed off when they talk to us, they realise the inevitable

Actually I respect that. If you have no intention to marry you probably shouldn't have sex.

Why do you lie to people to get into power? Why does your religion feel that's okay?

Partially yes, thats also why alot of sandnigger men are so controlling and tight around women especially once they go to a western country.

Alot of the chicks WANT to become 'western' and assimilate.

no lol ppl in my family usually have 5 - 7 kids.

no we're not mormon, technically catholic (mostly atheist) but we just like big senpaitachi

no we're not gypos either kek

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sound i guess id be larping if i said i wouldn't have during my LC year
mo gaeilge uafasach freisin

lets be honest, if you were a muslim women then which would you choose?

>Why do you lie to people to get into power?
Rich coming from a murican whose country elected someone as president who lies at least 10 times a day these days lol

>no we're not gypos either kek
Suspicious of you to point that out, now I imagine you posting from a trailer

Is mutilating women's genitals fun or more of a casual pastime for you guys?

You're fucking insane. Muslim chicks are hot as fuck.

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Why do you practice an idiotic false religion? Why do muslims believe "women for breeding, boys for pleasure?"

Are you a terrorist?

Isn't anime haram ?

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I don't need to ask you anything, I've dated a Muslim girl (Turkish-American). I still have a thing Hijabs and man, how I would like to get myself a Syrian or another ME gf.

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Can you answer my question?

Thanks for this AMA on plebbit

My question is: why do your people have a naturally disgusting smell?

You have no clue what I'm talking about.
Muslims argue Christ is real but just a moral prophet. Lewis's Trilemna Theory argues that it's impossible for Christ to have been just a moral teacher, He would be a liar, a madman, or what He claims to be.

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What lube do you recommend for when you rape children? Or is it just a spit and sit thing?

>bumping a LARP thread
Jow Forums is shit

God does exist. I know this for a fact. However, God is the Christian God, the God worshipped by the Catholic Church (and the Orthodox Church, etc).

Why do you worship a meteorite? Are you really that fucking dumb?

>God does exist. I know this for a fact
How?

What country are you from?

I was going to puke but then i saw your flag, stability stinky Croat of course you like to have sex with shit