SESSIONS JUST RESIGNED

I made this thread two hours ago. Faggots didn't believe me.

good he was a faggot anyone...weed needs to be legal federally

anyway*

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Fake and gay

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

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>i retired him

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it's all happening today!

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What the fuck is wrong with you faggots?

SWAMP IS ABOUT TO BE DRAINED

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Is this an F or an S?

It’s fucking littttttttt here comes the climax of the investigation...let me see your face right now

ISRAEL IS DOOMED

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At the request of Daddy Trump

IT'S FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>resigned

so fucking dissappointing

step 1 of draining the swamp

F

LEGAL WEED LMAO

I knew the Elf was never going to bake my cookies. Somebody get Keebler!

first the FBI raiding the L.A. office and now this.....happening?

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>muh weed
you sound like a nigger

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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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SLEEPY JEFF GO BYE BYE
twitter.com/AP/status/1060257153972424709

lmao it broke Drudge

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It's not fake. Go to twitter and search his name.

>MUELLER TIME KIKES. MUELLER WORKS FOR TRUMP
technically works for rosenstein, but Trump has that little weasel by the pussy

Gowdy to be next AG, get your popcorn ready.

He was asked to. Trump is a petty idiot. The Keebler elf was /ourguy/, we owe so much when it comes to immigration stuff to him. He'll be missed.

He's been utterly ineffectual, so good riddance. Trump needs an AG that will get shit done.

Just heard it on NPR, confirmed by Fox and AP.

Damn, that was quick. I knew Trump was going to do a lot of fires/hires and mix up his cabinet, but still.

I really hope he keeps Jeff in the cabinet somewhere else. He wasn't a very good AG, but he was doing a lot to enforce immigration. Which was good because Kristejn Nielsen wasn't doing jack fucking shit herself. I'd like to see Sessions take her place. Either that or get Kobach for the job, now that his kansas race didn't go well.

OH SHIT
twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1060256619383193601?s=21

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drudge is an idiot and overreacted

ANGUS STATUS: PEPPERED

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jeff got fired by a tweet LMFAO

D U D E
U
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I thought you Americans believe in fucking freedom?
Why is it the government's business if you smoke weed?
Fucking legalize it already holy shit.

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wtf does this have to do with legal weed?

Quick how do we spin this?!

FUCKING FINALLY.
Jesus christ this took way too long Trump..

Muh trust sessions - Q

>we
KYS KIKE

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>Gowdy

Rollin for this

TRUST SESSIONS

Q

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N-no u

FISA HERE WE COME. OBAMA IS ABOUT TO BE EXPOSED

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jews want you to smoke weed

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THANK FUCKING GOD!

THIS

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Ffs why not Gowdy?

I want to smoke the jews' weed

Dont be a retard

No shit. You’re fuckin with me user. You’re making me want to break out into my happy dance. Don’t get my hopes up just to dash them.

Good fucking riddance, now hopefully somebody actually useful will take the job

Sessions ramped up the death penalty, ordered his people to seek death penalty for drugs, more than doubled the immigration judges, gave immigration judges quotas, and helped with the child separation, and so much more. This is a big F.

>Rollin for this
My first choice is Gowdy as well. Checked!

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GOODBYE YOU STUPID FUCKING ELF

Good. literally did fucking nothing.

I'm really hoping this was the reason for Gowdy's sudden resignation.

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So that's what Rosenstein was doing on Air Force One. Scheming to get his bosses job.

Kek

It's a good thing faggot. Sleepy Jeff can go sleep somewhere else. No spin needed

youtube.com/watch?v=Nwbefqcgh9U

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LA City councilman Jose Huizar Raided by FBI...

Session resigning...

Happening™?

Qtards btfo

redpill me on whitaker another rat i assume

S

wsj.com/articles/attorney-general-jeff-sessions-resigns-from-trump-white-house-1541619893

youtube.com/watch?v=bMcNbum93cU

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Good, fuck him. Maybe now, the US can have some common sense marijuana reform and cops won't get shot because some nigger has some pot on him.

EAT SHIT Q

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Damn, that was abrupt. Did someone find his lucky charms or something, out of nowhere.

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LEGAL WEED INCOMING

Now the police can start focusing on real crime like illegal immigration

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OH SHIT
Does this mean the new ag can take over investigations sessions recused himself from?

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OH LOOK WHO IT IS. MR "I ALREADY HAVE LEGAL WEED!"

FUCK OFF

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Everyone has a role to play in a deception. Just because they go away does not mean they didn't do what was intended.

There's absolutely no reason for marijuana to be a Schedule I. Name one reason. Go ahead.

whoever replaces him needs to be as tough or tougher on immigration. otherwise this is a waste

yes

Is Trump going on the warpath, now?

please no. that guy has never done anything. he doesn't even like trump either.