/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL || Say Goodbye to Jeff Edition

Who's the temporary AG? How soon will the Senate vote on a permanent replacement? I imagine they'll probably wait until the new Senators are added, so 2-3 months?

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Link to post-election conference and QnA by Trump
youtu.be/TwCxKwwMmLo

SESSIONS OUT
WHITAKER IN

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He is now returning to Alabama, to dream of sweet tea and tears of weed smokers.

HOW WILL THEY REACT NOW?

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>2 hours ago
>'i'm not firing mueller"
>now

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TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

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>If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

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>c-crap
LMAO

LEGAL WEED

*ROD ROSENSTEIN TO REMAIN IN PLACE AS DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL

*WHITAKER SAID TO TAKE OVER MUELLER PROBE: U.S. OFFICIAL

Good riddance to that worthless faggot.

POST YOUR FACE SLEEPY SESSIONS IS GONE

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>Sessions is finally out
youtube.com/watch?v=75SEy1qu71I

MAGA

DIGITS DECIDE NEXT AG

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I AM SODA PRESSED

*ROD ROSENSTEIN TO REMAIN IN PLACE AS DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL: BBG

Fake gay

Threads are going so fast today no one will notice me resigning.

Weed won everywhere but North Dakota and now Sessions is out. It seems legalization of the ganja is the obvious "bipartisan" action.

REMINDER THAT THE MAJORITY OF POSTERS IN THIS GENERAL SUCKED OFF SESSIONS FOR MONTHS UPON MONTHS

*ANY* AND ALL CRITICISM OF HIM WAS THREAD POLICED WITH CALLS OF SHILL, DETRACTOR, BLACKPILL, ETC.

IT WASN'T "REDDITORS" OR NEWFAGS DOING IT

IT WAS LONGTIME REGULAR AND KNOWN POSTERS INCLUDING BAKERS, SOME STILL IN THIS VERY THREAD, PRETENDING THEY NEVER DID IT
SESSIONS CRITICS WERE CORRECT SINCE THE MOMENT HE RECUSED FROM RUSSIA

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ME

*WHITAKER SAID TO TAKE OVER MUELLER PROBE - U.S. OFFICIAL: BBG

The temp is a guy who wrote an op ed calling Mueller a faggot

That would be pretty smart

Anybody else expecting some major shakeups over the next few days?

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PAM BONDI

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(wasted)
he's already decided dumbass, Matt Whitaker

Where I come from your honor we say "Uglyer than a tick on a bull frog"

I rest my case your honor

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>Blocks your indictment

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>we want to do it with you
Hello fellow whites!

Say it with me

Goodbye

Elf

Nigger

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>tfw glowniggers just won't stop

Get zapped, shills

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fuck off we hate sessions here

It's already decided.

I hate this fucking kike so much

Not true, most saw him as worthless. He only had a handful of shitty supporters

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Kek

We have no time for honesty. When the nation is a communist shithole idgaf if we brag about how honestly it went to shit.

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weed stocks up bigly, all part of the plan

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Yes. I trust POTUS with turning recent events in his favor.

This is serious, I swore there were other prospective "candidates"for 2020

>Hilary Clinton Again(Again[Again{Again}])
>1/1024 Elizabeth Warren
>Joe "Kiddie Diddler" Biden
>Beto O'Rourke
>Drooling Joe Kennedy
>Maxine Waters
>Michael "Oil Slick" Avenatti
>Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez
>Kamala Harris
>Sharia Keith Ellison
>Michael Bloomberg

Who am I missing?

I seriously hope FBI is watching over every single Qoomer right now.

They might do a collective suicide or something.

They'll never vote Republican

no, he's the acting AG. the real AG hasn't been determined yet

>*WHITAKER SAID TO TAKE OVER MUELLER PROBE: U.S. OFFICIAL
That's big.

>There's a lot of work to do. A lot of learning. A lot of growing
it's frightening the conviction they have in their indoctrination efforts

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MAXINE WALTERS

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DEFEND THIS RIGHT NOW YOU NAZIS

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Why? Was Session's supposed to bring down the Dems?

>one last gift before I go Donald

we don't deserve Jeff

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Ye, right before he gets shitcanned too. No way makes it out of this shakeup.

Kris Kobach for AG

so on a scale of 1-10 how fucked is Rosenstein and Meuller now?

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That’s fine, they’ll just be too high to go vote dem which is just as good

I think I stopped defending Sessions a month after he recused and I realized he was just a moron
The morons who started crying on day 1 that surely this is the end of drumpf are just as dumb as the trust Sessions retards

WHITAKER THE NOS SHITTAKER

You know, I always said that the reason we haven't seen any major changes in government recently was because they wanted to ensure that the elections took place without a hitch before restructuring everything. I said it time and time again, but only now after seeing Sessions tossed out on his ear am I starting to believe it.
What a glorious time to be alive

LEGALIZE IT

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THIS IS TRUMP'S BEST CASE SCENARIO IN 2020
>NEVADA, MICHIGAN, WISCONSIN, FLORIDA, PENNSYLVANIA ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF PLAY NOW

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It's almost like /ptg/ isn't actually a hivemind
And now we can laugh at them and make those posters do better next time and not support sleepy fucking idiots

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Trust the plan finnbro

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>"Oh trust me, me and the DNC will get along."

>A hour later
>Fires Sessions
>Muller freaking out
>And its not even a day yet

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literally who

He looks ready to fuck some shit up

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ABSOLUTELY BASED

Bye folks

Just remember 2020 will be here before you know it and we need all the rust belts and suburban women that went dem yesterday

Oh come on. The right wing does a shit job of explaining its positions, and sometimes "conservatism" is just plain wrong. If Republicans actually used data and studies, it'd be much harder to combat that with emotion.

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8, I wont say 10 because they have the media to fellate them

half of the Q larp was trying to give plausible deniability to sessions

Replace Jeff Sessions with RAND PAUL

DO IT FAGGOT

Booker.

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That Matthew Whitaker looks like a big smart guy

HAAAAAAAAAAA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Get FUCKED, Mueller!

dude weed lmao

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what show is this?

Your Honor where I come from we say "Call us uneducated. call us ignorant, just never call us late to dinner!"

I rest my case your honor

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No, we need him in senate

Nice try faggot. Leftypol shilling was the only thing propping sleepy up here.

If the Deep State wasn't a thing he would have been a more or less great AG.

These fucks will show up time and again to vote for legal pot, taking away the issue is reason enough.

>falling for the green jew, just like a nigger

High test AG

ATTORNEY GENERAL KOBACH

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KOBACH

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Now fire Rosenkike.

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