REDDITORS CALL TO ARMS

UNSHEATHE YOUR KATANAS AND FIRE UP THOSE LIGHTSABERS BOYS REDDITORS ARE GEARING UP FOR WAR!! HOLD ONTO YOUR FEDORAS THERES A STORM A COMIN!!

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BUMP BUMP BUMPING

Holy shit. It's real. I found his YouTube....

youtube.com/watch?v=OYWGF8Hrkg8

BUMP

I remember doing shit like that. Thank God social media wasn't around. I was also fucking ten.

Meanwhile, on reddit...

>And so it begins...
>[Sound of sword removed from its sheath...]
>The fight to protect Mueller is on.

pic related is reddit op

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ohh ffuuugg I'd better get fit before i challenge the final boss

pretty sure that's tumblr user.

Well played

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Don’t worry, BigDick618 here. I’ll protect Mueller by casting a spell of bewilderment over my enemies

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Why is pleddit more gay than a fucking furry trap feet fetish board?

fuck i'm
>LITERALLY SHAKING

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How do you know what is going on in reddit?

pee pee poo poo

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whats the difference?

>nuzzles you softly

reddit is an echo chamber
pedos openly share cp on tumblr but can't on reddit

These people are just so...pathetic. I can’t..

no, now it ends...

did someone say war time.

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SEETHING

Just stay behind him, it's not that hard.

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>mfw the memes write themselves...

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how do you know that?

G-Guys, i keep seeing these everywhere. Along with "the signal" tweets. Is it really happening?

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We're doomed.

noice

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I wish the final war would be fought with swords instead of guns and bombs. Just think of all the blood. Would be really aesthetic. Bullet holes are too clean man.

youtube.com/watch?v=F1VzOeGetkI

The internet is fucking gay...

When is the Mueller thing supposed to be happening ? I know that trump said it would be post midterms so it may not be considered influential over the elections.

...

Real sheaths don't even really make a sound.

I too have swords. Most of them are antiques and why would I use a sword anyway? I have guns. Why are liberals so fucking weak?

This thread belongs to Travis now

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You better recognize

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...

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Ever shoot a home intruder?
It's blood all the same no matter how you kill them, as the thing that kills them is the blood loss 90% of the time.

>shedding your virgin blood for literal boomers

might as well die for your neocon overlords in some african or arab village deesu

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What a waste of water.

No, but I cut the tip of my finger off once and that shit was pretty cool. I guess it really depends where they get shot and with what, but it's still probably not going to compare to opening all the arteries along a plane most of the time.

REDDITORS RISE UP!!!!

Please, PLEASE
DO IT

I WANT A LIVELEAK BONANZA OF DOUBLE-TAPPED LEFTIE HEADS EXPLODING

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>teleports behind you
nothing personal, kid

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You should always aim for the heart.
Even the biggest, toughest man on PCP drops dead if you stop the pneumatic pump from actuating the muscles, and keeping the brain operational.

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fucking kek

I was moving Bibles to the fiction section of the bookstore when I got the call... Mueller must be defended.

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THIS

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Oops, didn't see you there BigDick618.
You do have the mana for more than just one low level spell, yes?

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I fucking love this webm bruh

What's weird is I knew a guy that looked like this and would do the poses with knives/swords but maybe 50 lbs lighter. Always makes me shake my head.

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Show me the face you'll make as you give the signal to kick over the stool and leave a plebbit commie swinging from the rope

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unironic cringe

Willis McKillis posted on Jow Forums for a while. I think he just lurks now.

His technique is shit, from the footing all the way up.

what if he sits on you though

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