/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL || MAGA Compilation Edition

Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.

Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his car, tax his grass,
Tax the roads he must pass.

Tax his food, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his sodas, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.

Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he’s good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he’s gone, we won’t relax,
We’ll still be after the inheritance tax.

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ATTORNEY GENERAL OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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This looks like he is NOT going to fuck around with ANTIFA.

Go ahead Soros, give it a shot.

Nigger, please.

>people here pretending that no wall legislation, infrastructure, RAISE Act, KATE's law, and everything else we wanted doesn't matter

>my home florida is now going to be a blue hellhole from boomers giving felons voting rights

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hoe

No Nut November would officially be canceled.

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Hillary will be investigated after Mueller gets shit canned. Screencap this post.

So what's happening in Arizona?
Why haven't they called it for McSally yet?

I really really don't want to go back to things being fucked again. Fucking hell.

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Attorney General Ye when

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>trump picks a weaboo Jow Forums GOMAD /gsg/ user as his AG

Are you fucking kidding me?

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this is actually exactly how they operate. the party of crime

>voting for the anti-Israeli party

What did 79% of Jews mean by this

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lift skirt pls

Homeboy stopped comin thru wit those Keebler cookies

I like him more than sessions already desu

Session is a do nothing faggot about EVERYTHING. Antifa, Clinton, illegals. He does nothing. He is most likely controlled opposition to the elites so he has to go and someone with some nuts has to move in.

mark cuban might stand a chance, I think he messed up hes words our something though last time he talked. some other billionaires maybe.

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There were way too many fuckups in perfectly winnable districts:
NY11, NY19, NY22, NJ02, PA07, MI08, VA02, VA07, SC01, GA06, OK05, IA01, IA03, MN02 and UT04

WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN IN GEORGIA

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I know.
My parents worked in the dem establishment for almost a century combined.

Thanks anons, fuck sessions, he was a low energy republicuck

they were always fucked. hope is just bait, don't trust it

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rape any kids lately? use a lot of detail

TRUMP FUCKED UP NOW THE DEMOCRATS WILL BE FORCED TO INVESTIGATE!!!!!! WE FUCKED UP BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sessions resigned in advance of the democrat house seats taking effect and the new acting AG is very anti investigation. The new AG will have some matters to do with the coming probes and investigation and I hope he starts firings and destroying the thing as best as he can. Trump couldn't afford to have Sessions there likely, in his mind, with this new roadblock.

Over 50% of /ptg/ is from the Superior State of Florida. FACT!

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we dont need anybody here, we are full!

You know the new AG is /ourguy/ when NOTHING about this leaked over the last few months of planning.

muh aparthied state

>be me
>Ex gave me syphilis
>fuckkkkk I already have bronchitis
>go to get tested
>Dr orders full STD panel
>results finally come in after weekend of torture
>Depressed about losing the house and not repealing gas tax
>find out I have no syphilis but do have Hepatitis C
Thinking about about ending it all
Will livestream

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Damn your eyes if you don't continue, user.

black people rioting before it gets too cold hopefully

is our girl back?

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The lib and media freak out over this guy tells us all we need to know.

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How the fuck is Montana blue

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>(((Trump allies))) ANONYMOUS SOURCES

Biggest whitepill: Now that the house is gone we will finally see Trump Unleashed Part II "Absolute Madlman Edition". Prepare your Anus!

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>Democrats in the House spend two years screeching IMPEECH ORANGE MAN rather than doing anything at all productive
>expecting this to have positive consequences after Kavanaugh
oh no no no no no no no

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Nobody gives a fuck and I hope every Democrat in the House starts getting lynched IRL.

would fug hard and cum inside

>192567076
wow, gf pasta really took a turn for the darker side

2016 was a golden opportunity building to now, pearls before swine.

Romney statement

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one trip to VA would have put VA over the top
one trip to rural NY
one trip to Iowa

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>Trump announces new AG
>democrat lapdogs immediately flood to his twitter and shit talk him

Do you feel in charge?

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(((They))) will find 100,000 ballots for Abrams at the last minute

Because whites are comfortable there.

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Also the Cuban districts in Florida. Rubio should be doing GOTV and rallies there every fucking day.

O o f

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How can we realistically stop the indoctrination and fix the education system?

I'm ok with this

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Trump is a genius

He hosts the GREATEST first term midterm (giving up only a 8 seat majority in house and gaining FOUR (4) SENATE SEATS) then IMMEDIATELY pivots to making dems cry and worry about bobby muller.

APOLIGIZE.

NOW.

NO. Thats it.

FFFUCUCJING APOLIGIZE.
YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES. I EXPECT 30 REPLIES because all you FAGGOTS shilled so hard last night.

i really need proof it's a girl, bros

nice. do a backflip

House investigations don't lead anywhere unless you have the DoJ.

Do you know how bad things really are

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wow its like they all tweet out the exactly same talking points

Calinigger infestation, two oversized college towns in a practically empty state, lots of teepeeniggers, lots of dumb union fucks who fall for BASTE BLUE DAWG memes, and general proximity to Canada.

This is a guy.

oops

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So is Ben Shapiro's show on Fox News over now that the midterms are through?

THE FIRE RISES

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Exterminate Jews. There is no other solution, you motherfucker don't come to me about "realism".

Press F for Sessions

F

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He's not wrong. The Mueller investigation, is a joke, letting it hang out to dry is much smarter than ending it prematurely thus justifying the paranoia of the Democrats who think Trump is hiding something.

Wasn't Fort Worth red before? Fuck

After the FISA details come out, the Democrats in the House will never want to hear the word 'Russia' for as long as they live.

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>one trip to VA would have put VA over the top
No it wouldn't. How do you think the audience in that district seems like if their republican representative said this when the pussytape hit?

Of all the districts VA were the hardest to keep, even harder than CA and NJ and PA

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>weaboo
I don't think theres any evidence for that is there?

I shit on Sessions. SSSSSSS

delicious flatties

S

She can't be this dense.

>not liking feminine benis

Unbased and bluepilled

It is acting AG, which is apparently lost on a lot of people. I don't know the advanced details but that appears to be the case and I don't know of him advancing. Trump may hire a bulldog or a proper hatchetman if this guy isn't it but he should act really fast. I don't know if the senate would acquiesce in order to squash harming the party and country, the confirmation would likely be too long to effectively act.

it's not even been a single day and he's already cucking
Mormons were a fucking mistake

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>ALL ABOARD 5:30 TRAIN BACK TO NORMAL LIFE
>NOW BOARDING!

Well Anons, it was nice fighting with you, and ever since 2015, its now time for me to go home.
I was waiting for this moment and for this day for a long time, and I am happy.
It was nice fighting with you, but my duty has called.

See you on the other side.

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>Hepatitis C
They cured that recently. Go take a pill for a month and you'll be better.

Liberals in our education system don't give a fuck about Jews. they just want "muh social justice"

You stupid Robert Bowers-tier wignat. Jump off a cliff.

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He has a Japanese character tattoo.

everything is fine. house loss is good.

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Especially the unions

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