It says in these datalog yer were tryin' tah meet a 23 year old Beebleglorb on t'minin' outpost of Greggs-seven ya sick fuck. Well ya ain't speakin to her, ya wer speaking to me!
she hasn't even formed a fookin carapace yet ya disgustin' bastad
Go on BIGEDDIE-01, hold the cunt down.
unda galactic nonce huntah code chapter twenty seven, line six i'm puttin you unda arrest till the guardbots put ya in the recycling tanks ya space nonce.
Brit/pol/: Galactic Nomce Hunters
Jaxson Mitchell
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Xavier Wright
First because bollocks to everything
Angel Phillips
First for posting in a MI5/JTRIG/77BDE honey pot general where over half of the posters are shills
William Williams
youtube.com
have you kicked in a nonce today /britpol/ ??
Aiden Cruz
Suggestions for norfifying other films?
Juan Campbell
Which subject did you get BTFO on and by who? Was it user or did Eddie or Pubes do a number on you you shill screeching autist.
Andrew Rogers
I watched my dad scare someone off when i was 12
some argument about who was supposed to be using a building in an industrial estate got really heated
my dad got out of the car and walked towards them like he was ready to swing
the man walked back like tommy robinson from those 3 muslims lads
he got in his van and drove off
my dad got back in the car and said
>you were scared weren't you
>n-no
John Rogers
Detectives investigating a sexual assault at West Bromwich Central tram stop are today releasing a CCTV image in connection.
At approximately 9.15pm on 15 October, a woman was stood at the tram stop when she was approached by a man who stood near to her. The man then approached the woman and touched her inappropriately.
The victim screamed, alerting other passengers who then chased the suspect away.
media.btp.police.uk
Blake Rivera
YOU LUKE?
ITS DEANO FRUM DARK JUSTIS
LOOK WEVE GOT THE CHATLOGS PAL
YOU FORT YOU WAS MEETIN A FIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED CHANTELLE
LITTUL DID YOU NO IT WAS ACTULLY US
THE POLEES AV BIN CALLED MATE PAL
Camden Martinez
en.wikipedia.org
>In June 2015, NSA files published by Glenn Greenwald revealed new details about JTRIG's work at covertly manipulating online communities and internal activities within the United Kingdom. UK agencies that JTRIG says it co-operates with include the Metropolitan police, Security Service (MI5), Serious Organised Crime Agency (SOCA), Border Agency, Revenue and Customs (HMRC), and National Public Order and Intelligence Unit (NPOIU). It is also involved in what it calls "missions" with various other agencies described as "customers", including the Bank of England, and the Department for Children, Schools and Families.
Adrian Flores
Jurassic Norf
Jose Phillips
Zulu
>ere, is that fookin ngubu ova theer?
I was going to do a norfschach
>theh'll look up an shout 'save us'. An ah'll whispeh "ya can fook reet off. Aye, ya bastids"
Nathan Smith
The Matrix
>You think those are sausage rolls you are eating now ?
>The function of the Norfman is now to return to Greggs, allowing a temporary dissemination of the bants you carry, reinserting the prime program. After which you will be required to select from the pub 23 individuals, 16 female, 7 male, to rebuild Manchester. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash killing everyone connected to footie culture, which coupled with the extermination of Manchester will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire Norfen race.
Isaac Nguyen
Has anyone got the film Closure/Straightheads on DVD?
There's a scene where Danny Dyer's character tries to jack off but then he starts to cry and gives up.
It would make a funny gif.
Carson Jones
I am really starting to hate working class people
even though I guess that's where I come from
they're fucking repulsive
I wish I was a rich tory
Matthew Cooper
Somerset lad reporting in.
>99.8% white
>have gun
>all right-wing "xenophobes" (according to Londoniggers)
feels good man
Ryan Sanders
Blade runner but he's a nonce hunter
Austin Rogers
I remember when I was a kid and I had a forest at the back of my garden that I used to climb over and play in with my mates.
One day I came back from school and they chopped the whole thing down.
And for what? A car park.
The wildlife gone.
The noises of the leaves of the tree in the wind gone.
It was a Treebeard moment.
Brody Flores
the matrix or silence of the lambs
Brody Hernandez
Christian Hernandez
'av seen fookin nightmares that would haunt ya evereh wakin' moment.
Space Nonces raidin' the Liverpool Orbital Creche, Spacebook filled with fookin paedos.
'av seen nonce hunters arrested for absolutely fookin nowt.
all those moments will be lost, like me wages in ladbrokes
time to have one last sosij roll
Aaron Gomez
Use double think
Samuel Wilson
:(
Charles Torres
ill let you feel my pain if you would get me high
Andrew Morris
Norf guard is my favourite new meme
Christopher Edwards
Luke Carter
Excuse me gents, can someone point me in the direction of Mecca for evening prayer, ta
Henry Hernandez
Why is there so much norf OC? Aren't there like 12 of you guys? Is norf-posting Jow Forums's hidden gem?
Aiden Brooks
Kek
Stop it I’m trying to be sad lol :(
Dominic Gomez
Jace Davis
Tedposter: Origins
David Myers
It's a couple of good anons plus guests who contribute Norfs and we all have a laugh.
But for a select few here it's proof of 'joos' and 'jtrig shills' trying to 'corrupt peoples minds' and 'set up honeypots'
Andrew Roberts
Don't it always seem to go,
you don't what you got,
til it's gone
they pave paradise, to put up a parking lot
Hudson Campbell
fug meant for
Cooper Evans
>he hasn't taken the goalpill
youtube.com
Jacob Robinson
this is so scuffed kek
Adrian Hernandez
Used to be a park near where I live where I spent many a summer evening in.
Then they built a Deano estate on it, cutting the park in half.
Kevin Carter
you boys seen hooligan factory?
Juan Perez
Lmao non, me and Eddie were having a lovely conversion about how to retrain someone before thanks.
Christian Carter
I genuinely understand his anger though.
Alexander Sanders
It’s horrible isn’t it.
It’s make you automatically question what’s the point in it?
Nicholas Perez
Brandon Torres
What?
Blake Lee
Fuck me, this is peak goalpost
Noah Peterson
About the ket wigs and that
Elijah Nelson
Carter Gutierrez
Deanobox estates are always horrible
>we need 300k new deanoboxes a year just for immigration
Fucking kill me. How do lefties square this shit off with environmentalism?
Jaxson Barnes
Oh, restrain
Benjamin Cook
>How do lefties square this shit off with environmentalism?
Muh housing that’s how.
And the fact that they care about votes more because immigrants vote overwhelmingly left
Lincoln Peterson
Ah yeah, typo sorry
Eli Gonzalez
Please explain this Norf meme, I'm enjoying it so far.
Easton Nguyen
luv ngubu
ate tarquin
simple as
Joseph Bell
the minarchist cookbook (it's just a really small recipe book)
Logan Fisher
Ever seen football supporters?
Blake White
minarchy in the uk (It's just footage of nineteenth century Britain)
Juan Young
You're in the wrong thread user.
/Brit pol/ is the most cancerous shill infested threads imaginable.
It's just some loser government shills LARPing as fags, being edgy and belittling white working class people.
Just let the shills get on with it.
Carson Scott
Noah Richardson
It's normal mate.
I too am from a working class family from the norf and despise these bear baiting retards who are my supposed peers
Ryan Myers
It’s okay laa, I understand.
Nolan Kelly
I’m dying.
Jack Perez
I thought there was a new paki fc coming out today or did I miss it
Carter Morris
Just when I think this meme has reached its peak.
Brandon Johnson
Any colourists in here?
Lincoln King
Cameron Diaz
>/Brit pol/ is the most cancerous shill infested threads imaginable.
>It's just some loser government shills LARPing as fags, being edgy and belittling white working class people.
And monitoring, demoralising, misinforming, distracting, astroturfing, shilling, discouraging and honeypotting.
>Just let the shills get on with it.
Nah kill them all they're stupid little wimps.
Ryder Allen
Fookin rermans, theh come ove ere, wi theh fanceh fookin walls and rerds, shud send em all back ah reckon. GO ON NGUBU PILUM THE CUNT PROPEH. Luv t'circus, me. Aye, ya bastid.
Ayden Powell
Andrew Ortiz
Alexander Collins
YER FUCKIN
Jayden Sanders
Benjamin Watson
Did you ever see The Animals of Farthing Wood? Thinking back, that show is probably a part of why I hate all the Deanoboxes around today.
Carter Ross
Owen Cruz
It is Brit/pol/'s hidden gem.
Nathaniel Wilson
I watched it briefly when I was little.
If I watched it now it would hit me right in feels.
Deanoboxs are soulless.
Andrew Watson
Jose Watson
int nobody appy bout it
Parker Gutierrez
The 'laughed at by social worker' starter pack.
Lincoln Adams
I made this one last night, have you seen it?
Ayden Rogers
There was a fence at the end of my road that looked over and you could see right over to England. It's a really cramped estate now
Tyler Baker
>If I watched it now it would hit me right in feels.
Same here, I might have to look it up. I don't think I've seen it since it was on TV.
Kevin Jackson
mirth
Juan Roberts
Fuck's sake. The eternal Deano's lust to build over every inch of Britain is insatiable.
Justin Roberts
>the deanoboxs
>the horrible bleak square and glass buildings they have in town centres
What will be next?
Cameron Hernandez
WOT YA MEAN MATE!? BUILDING LOVELY HOMES FOR FAAAAMILIES INIT BRUV! KEEPS PEOPLE IN WORK DUN IT!
Blake Ramirez
>builds a bypass
Nicholas Green
Jacob Phillips
Matthew Hughes
Ayden King
kekked nice style.
Owen Johnson
brit/pol/ - the last galactic civillization of the cringe people
Zachary Davis
>MUMMY THEY LAUGHED AT SIEGE AGAIN!!!! IT'S THE HITCHENITE KIKES AGAIN!!!!!
Sebastian Fisher
Imagine how silly you would look if it was bait.
Isaac Young
time to escape to the country lad
Austin King
Owen Miller
i've lost me beers in the rain
David Garcia
Stop
Dylan Mitchell
>expands
Jason Young
lovely brick up
built on ancient wood
haha only fucking geeks go into the woods, ain't that rite Chantelle? snatched a loveleh deal.
Easton Carter
snooty politics virgins ITT
Jace Morris
when i was a kid, i remember getting the train between london and birmingham a few times, there was 100 miles of near open countryside.
theres barely 3 or 4 miles of it now, its this shite all the way (and beyond into south yorkshire)