ITS OVER

SKYPEEN, SKYPEEN, DO NOT CUM: BENIS TIME 52 AUTHENTICATION DELTA DLETA.

This guy got jodi’d

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As your people say:"Click tokki click ticktock"

meh, already had it in my collection

they should. shit aint easy

The marine corps has the best dick artists around. Anyone who has ever been in a marine corps porta shitter will know the truth about how talented some marines are and how it is wasted on phallic drawings.

I took off in an F-18 from Rovaniemi and did this maneuver several timed over the Baltic before crashing at Tallinn in Flight Simulator X.

oh fug

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Damn you're posting everywhere tonight.

get gud

do a barrel roll sky kang.

terminallance.com/2018/09/18/terminal-lance-florence/

This is very accurate

Rare...?

literally based

on an unrelated note how in the fuck do passenger plane crashes ever occur, you got these dudes who have the time and ability to draw a cock above california and you get these crash stories cause some retard can't take off and land successfully

false flags mostly.

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He's not quite ready to bring it down just yet.

Fuck yeah, terminal lance

>I witnessed many a portajohn with murals of “penis Christ”
Cabbage cans are blank a blank canvas for some of the best obscene poetry I have ever read. I work construction, so I see some really hilarious shit. I keep meaning to make a book out of some of the stuff I have seen. Guaranteed top selling coffee table book.

>are blank a blank canvas
Jesus god that is terrible. I am half asleep anons. Please forgive my typo.

Cutie ATC controller wet her panties when she saw this.

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This is actually goddamned amazing.

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SHUT R DOWN

I bet that cute "Angel" on HFGCS left the Air Force and went into the Marines when she saw it.

Are there any pictures of the contails?

probably not, they did it over around slab city. which is just about no mans land besides weird ass desert rats.

Last one

I mean really, give them a slap on the wrist and fucking move on, getting sick of this clown world

Apparently, this is a thing? Kek

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FLY NAVY

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Goddamn American heroes. Bury them in Arlington with full honors.

>Pilot: "B-b-but, but I'm not dead yet."

What the fuck is that?

First rare in a while

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>slab city
Imagine living there

oddly enough, pretty funny

I summer in Gay, Michigan and fish the Järvi river.

pretty smart, I guess they have to know what altitude the contrails kick in at, and hit the altitude and exit the altitude at the exact right time to make a sky peen

based

SALTY DICK

god damn. adding to my collection of black flags

R A R E
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That's pretty cool.

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>make giant green weenie
>get fucked
pottery

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your rare will make a fine addition to my collection

>commiefornians love dicks
>but not this one

That's homophobic

Reminder that an American pilot flew a loop-the-loop around the Golden Gate Bridge then flew down the street at an altitude of about 12'. His punishment was to go help one of the ladies who complained do her laundry.
He was then sent to the Pacific theater where he got 40 victories in the air, becoming America's Ace of Aces.
In the spirit of Major Dick Bong, these pilots should be put on the fast track to the front lines in the next air offensive we launch. They'll clear the skies of enemy aircraft within hours.

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Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo, The Spanish Sahara is gone;
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia, Egypt, Benin, and Gabon

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NASA drew a dick on mars and everyone laughed.

Neil Armstrong pooped and left it on the moon.

NASA poops on stuff.

If someone actually pooped on the moon would it still be there 60 years later

The bags they shat in are still there. I'm sure Collin's, Aldrin's and Armstrong's are all well preserved from near vacuum conditions and solar radiation.

Here's some context, maybe. The Salton Sea is a fascinating landmark and a really depressing story. I wonder if these guys were just "lol it looks like a dick" or if they were trying to make some sort of a point.
youtube.com/watch?v=PGb5viMIAfI

worth it, thanks for your service guys

Imagine making a story out of this.
Just revoke some minor privilege for a week or two and tell them not to do it again.
Why the fuck is this somehow news that's reaching me on the other side of the planet?

dafuq is a lesotho? welcome though, no raaping our White wammins pham

Nah, Medal of Boner.

How do you rare niggers even know about this place?

whats it like in lesotho?

based and redpilled

Based

let me save you the trouble:

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The ancient Marine Corps tradition of drawing dicks in every imaginable place lives on.

South Africa

Based Marine Wang Doodler Pilots! HOOO RAAAAH!

BENIS BENIS READING YOU 5:5 OBER XDDD

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I've seen a few weird plane routes here in the past year. One time it just did laps around us. It would go one direction, and then a few minutes later fly over us again the opposite direction. Another time I was walking into town and an aeroplane was like 400m from the ground, super loud, huge in the sky, and it was frozen in the sky like it had stalled, it kept flying up and down in the same general position hung there, then it dipped down for some acceleration and did a U-turn away. I fucking thought it was going to crash.

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