What is wrong with Americans...

This is true but it raises interesting questions about how such a case would go irl. I feel like you could make a great case for false advertising and nonjustifiable use of force.

forced to work 50 hour weeks. most of us have no friends and just work, sleep, work, sleep. a lot of times food is the only thing that makes us feel life is worth living.

Oh my god,

Fatties are right

If they are more the third world would have starved off instead of raping France to death.

Eat my children,eat for the survival of mankind
Feed your dogs steak and eggs, build a wall and leave the demons to their hells

disregard that, i suck cocks

I once saw a fat guy clear a Chinese Buffet. He must of eaten $500 worth of food.

>50 lbs

The fat fuck probably sat at the restaurant for hours and hours stinking up the place.

Simpsons

Delet

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>literally thrown
I find this difficult to believe.

Americans are medicated spiritually lost people. Look at our holidays. There's no substance to anything. It's all about money. Go to the corner store a buy a card someone else wrote to give to a grieving person, give to someone on their birthday, Christmas about buying worthless material shit not about Jesus, not about God, it's about Playstations and iPhones. Marriage is a grand ceremony, the bigger the better, one that costs tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of dollars, it's about diamonds and ostentatious display of wealth not about love. Every year we sacrifice millions of turkeys for Thanksgiving to bring our disconnected ignorant relatives to the table and celebrate the genocide of American Indians and watch handegg on television. Rooting for players who were not even born in the state they represent and play for.

>Massachusetts

Fucking hell, this barren hellscape is almost as cucked as California.

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How far were they able to throw him?

>eating a lot at an all you can eat buffet causes people on the other side of the world to starve

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I live in Springfield. I'll keep my eyes peeled for this fatty and post pics here

>literally thrown out
>doubt

Agreed. Pics or that shit never happened

Obligatory
youtube.com/watch?v=CqT-AvswCZo

America is one of the few countries with punitive damages, thus when you fuck yourself up with slovenliness, you can always sue someone else to foot the bill. Corporate Socialism in a sense.

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Damn, man. I'm still childless. That sucks.

D'OH!

>Kicked out
Did they use the dump truck or the crane?

I don't understand why they would kick him out.

so us not eating the food that's here somehow removes that food from someone else's mouth?
You do realize that Africa is a lush, resource-rich continent, right? If they actually applied themselves and planned for the future, and invested maybe three generations to make it work, Africa could be a significant world superpower instead of the fucking wartorn shitstorm that it is

This should have been first post. At least you are the best post.

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50 fucking pounds, how do you eat 50 pounds of food and still feel hungry.

>kicked out
How?

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"...literally thrown out of ... restaurant "

doubt.jpg

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That's an article from the onion.

Op is a faggot

Something in his brain or nervous system is disabled that gives him the sense of being full.

I'm shocked he didn't throw up after eating. I don't know how this makes people feel good or how the fact that they can barely move makes them feel good. As a skinny person the concept seems alien to me.

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lol

Fuckin wypipo

>ladies and gentlemen of the jury dose this sound like a man that had all he could eat?

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>Why do they eat so much don't they know there are tens of millions starving around the world?
One of those facts literally has nothing to do with the other. Africans aren't starving because we eat all the food before it gets to them, we produce massive crop surpluses beyond our needs. There's just no profit incentive to load it up on boats and ship it to Rwanda.

poor guy is skin and bones

>don't they know there are tens of millions starving around the world?

Yeah, well name me two of them.

Sometimes I overeat just to be sure some starving person doesn't get that food.

That's just the kind of man I am.

I voted for Trump, too.

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Kicked out??? How the fuck did he get IN there in the first place??? Do they have literal barn doors?

You're a meat eater you have no business talking about starving people around the world. More food goes into livestock than comes out. It's a huge loss of resources, but because you value life so little, value efficiency so little, you think that bacon strip is worth it all. Typical selfish entitled hedonist loser.

>I once saw a fat guy clear a Chinese Buffet. He must of eaten $500 worth of food.

Yeah, right. Most of that stuff came from dumpsters behind animal hospitals and abortion clinics.

How much Crisco did they need to slip him out

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>Why do they eat so much don't they know there are tens of millions starving around the world?

Those "people" don't deserve to live.

Was it a 6'2 white guy who hasn't eaten in a week?

Gotta play to your strengths in life

Don’t listen to either of them.
What you should do is go down to your nearest McDonalds^tm and order the 10 piece McNugget^tm special for just $1.
10 pieces of real white breast chicken coated in crispy browned batter, all for the low price of $1. Freedom of choice is freedom to choose good food for a great price.
I’m loving it

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Fake news but Jow Forums is retarded and literally believe anything with an image posted to it
snopes.com/fact-check/man-kicked-buffet-sues/

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I was told that by a lot of lefties growing up, "OMG you're the reason the Africans starve because you have so much on your plate! :O" And they considered it racist, fuck they shouldn't have told me that as a child because I thought the more I ate the more Africans died. :(

That was the guilt trip my parents pulled on me. 'Finish your vegetables. Millions are starving in China.'

>Fine. Sent them these veggies.

guy was strong or the restaurant was slanting down hill.

Why don't people who look like this ever win the hot dog eating contests? It's always some skinny Asian chick.

How’d he get through the fucking door in the first place? And someone had to be getting up and getting his food from the buffet for him. He doesn’t look like his legs could carry his behemoth belly.

That level of obesity is linked to a mental illness. It's not about being "hungry." It's the hoarders. It isn't about the shit they're keeping - there's an underlying psychosis at work.

Im just baffled how someone can eat 50 Fucking pounds of something. People barely ever win the 72 ounce steak challenge and thats just 5 pounds.

If you think about it, he's lifting 24/7. He could snap you in half twig boy.

food makes us happy got a problem with that fucker ass bitch? faggot ass
we won 2016 and we will win 2020 sand nigger bitch

>millions starving around the world

>implying they can even afford to get into Golden Corral

Are you retarded?

I'm pretty sure the whole "50 lbs" meme is an over exaggeration. Unless they literally weighed every plate he ate, there's no fucking way they can know.

How do Americans find the time and energy to get that fat when there is limited welfare to allow you to get that fat, doesn't this guy need to work, if so how can he work with such sheer bulk?

His craving for food is much like your craving for cock. It's a mental illness.

youtube.com/watch?v=6d1F8i9wqT4
Obligatory.

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Your Goddamn right, we chose to eat more, so that less third worlders will be born.

>thrown
rolled, probably

There is no logical argument why this fatty should live.

>worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-kicked-out-of-all-you-can-eat-buffet-after-eating-more-than-50-lbs-of-food-sues-for-2-millions/

>World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

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How in the fuck did they throw out a unit this absolute?

*wheeled out

CHICOPEE

wow, i hate springfield. i've lived in longmeadow growing up and i ahte springfield so much

basted, gravypilled, & checked

how many people did it take to throw this canadian out?

?

how many people did it take to literally throw this leaf out of the restaurant?

he's not a leaf

Why are you ashamed to tell us what country you come from?

Such is life all over the world. Humans are spiritually and emotionally dead animals.

>50lbs of food
I-didn't know... the human stomach can hold 50lbs... of fucking food

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Most likely a lefty in America trying to cause white on white hatred, ignore it mate!

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Captain Picard: "Doctor, the sperm whale on Earth devours millions of cuttlefish as it roams the oceans. It is not evil; it is feeding. the same may be true of the American"