(((xHamster))) hate thread

>what's wrong goy? why aren't you masturbating?

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>NOT WATCHING PORN IS ANTISEMITIC GOY

#YESFAP

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>OY VEY, SOMEONE CALL THE SPLC RIGHT NOW

>IM LITERALLY SHAKING

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>boomers are better at nofap than the zoomers that started it

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jesus likes hentai because it doesnt hurt women :)
but he doesnt like it because masturbation is self-harm :(

Yeah when you are a lich it is easy to not be horny..

oh they're joki--
holy FUCK the jews are mad

Look at how much resentment they have for normal people who dont want to jack off to coke-up'd shiksas.

These people want you addicted and enslaved and they're so fucking in your face. It's beyond insulting

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Please Watch And Share:
The Lobby P1: U.S.A
youtube.com/watch?v=3lSjXhMUVKE

The Lobby P2: Managing Elites
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The Lobby P3: The Witch Hunt
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The Lobby P4: Marketing Occupation
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REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

i masturbate sexting or chatting. way better than porn.
>had some kinky thick chick count down orgasm while vidily describing the ensuing creampie

god damn porn is overrated

>all hands on .... deck
Should have said dick. Fucking jews can't even get a dick joke right.

>biggest drop is 65+

don't they know they will have a huge load of visits when november ends ?

I adopted a border collie at the end of October as an early birthday present. Got him set up to sleep next to my computer. Haven't fapped since. He's a good boy.

> (OP)


Arent xHamser RAGING LEFTISTS ?!

boycot them - all the way.

Goto xvideos or some other of the 2342365456 free porn websites.

dude. the guilt of a dog watching you jerk off will kill your boner every time. good move, man's best friend.

they're all owned by the same parent corp
look up the (((pornhub network)))

THIS, you sir are based and redpilled.

I just masturbated to ebony porn after a long day of work. Felt great.

Still want to whack off?

youtube.com/watch?v=gwd_Iofr6ZQ

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Or don't fap at all. Or if you do fap, Practice Qigong and learn how to have multiple orgasms and channel that wasted energy into something useful.

What kind of a fucktarded PR strategy is this.
Why is a fucking porn site engaging in PR to begin with?

Fucking hell.

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Curious that theres a slight increase in female visits. I wonder if theres a point at which women passed men in degenercy and when it happened.

Also how tf are they getting these stats.

Cant fap if your dick doesnt work

Wiemar

>JQ
Wew

>I wonder if theres a point at which women passed men in degenercy and when it happened.
Yes there is, and it's at the beginning of time.

>streaming porn
>not torrenting it

I don't understand you guys.

You support Israel but hate jews.

What gives?

bro i'm 26 and i have wet dreams because of nofap 24/7/365

>we support israel
lmao you have it all wrong

>Also how tf are they getting these stats.
I am wondering this too

who supports israel???

good, work - keep going, next time you feel the urge, just imagine a greasy jew cashing in on your addiction.

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I was genuinely impressed by the SpankBang Android app desu. You'd think because it's a porn app it would be shite. Same with EhViewer. xHamster sucks because it doesn't easily allow you to download the vids plus there's clutter on the webpage.

holy fuck, its not even summer

>Kikes keep kikeing
It's all so tiresome

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I wonder who’s behind it.

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>cashing in on my addiction
what in the fuck?
did you misunderstand me, mohammed?

>and all our god-given pleasure nerves!
THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US

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>thumbnail
I don't deserve my skin

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That's whats so sickening; They WANT you addicted, all while saying "It's all your own choice goy".
The second you fight the kike-machine, they sperg out, strange coincidence right there.

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>complaining about no nut november when destroy dick december is right around the corner
What a bunch of babies.

STOP WATCHING (((PORN)))

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>If you dare want to improve yourself and not endlessly feed me money you are a anti-semetic neo-nazi white supremacist white nationalist fascist

kek underrated

jeez, louise, calm down Joaquin

i was trying to help,and be positive.

>Porn is sex!

Jesus fucking cringe

exactly.
we must hang them

NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS FREE EXCEPT PORN (unless you're one of those cunts)
really makes you think why would porn be free? Well it's pretty obvious it ruins health and motivation and it's a great way to make people stupid slaves

I actively avoid this site. No matter what I search for, interracial cuck porn is (((somehow))) always the first result. Sometimes even when I include "solo" in keywords.

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yes

I'd do anything to have a foreskin. A whole penis. (((Anything)))

How about you link us to the fucking tweets if you want people to do something other than reply to your thread then keep scrolling

daily reminder that the rise of pornography was literally the battle between jewish and catholic lawyers
youtube.com/watch?v=aWM4bJNpch0

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E Michael Jones is the man

get tachiyomi app, way better

Can anyone recommend some kino porn featuring an aryan chad in an SS uniform dominating a Jewish whore?

>jewing yourself to out-jew the jew
?

lol

The reason xhampster is losing traffic is because the site has low quality content, its runs sluggishly, and has a clumsy interface. All the free porn enthusiasts have moved on to spankbang.

Wtf I'm starting Nofap now.

go to imagefap find your self a pic and think a scenario

this is the only non cucked way to fuck

It's not like this site is much better. Half the time I come here I end up jacking off on /gif or /s

Thanks I'll try it out. But I'm cynical it can beat EhViewer.

>All the free porn enthusiasts
aka addicts

WHEN SOMETHING IS FREE, YOU'RE THE PRODUCT.

seeHave you tried not beating your meat for 2 weeks? see how far you can get.

>god given pleasure nerves
no the jews took it away

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That twitter reeks of cope / denial.

>porn is now an openly political topic discussion
what a timeline lads

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people trafficked for sex work are forced into addiction to keep them docile and compliant. They want to make us into their slaves. The addiction is a bi-product

2D >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3D
Fuck off hebe.

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Oh shit the answer is in this leaf's post and ID. This is getting spoopy now...

these people really love to mock god dont they

what did he mean by this??

you have no idea....

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>But as bad as their science is, we were equally concerned with some of the imagery being used.
Why are (((they))) concerned?

>Jews Created The Porn Industry

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>WOMEN UP 3.8%
WTF IS THIS???

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It has been fir the past 100 years you stupid lolbertarian faggot. Please fucking kill yourself newfaggot.

>newfags don't know boomers invented nofap when they were zoomers

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boomers cant have been zoomers. what is that??? Pills??? give them here!!!

>Women fap more than men
Sluts

I love masturbating. It's fun to do it with a friend.
>cozy

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I do it in the shower. Porn is for fags

what is the word for this kind of sex. it's not vaginal, it's not anal, it's not oral.

What Is It?!?!?!!

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>Wasting water
Disgusting nigger

Docking

It's gay, retard.
wtf were you expecting?

No way this is happening, what a mad fucked up crazy world

>bro i'm 26 and i have wet dreams because of nofap 24/7/365
You're getting a lot of wet dreams because, while you're not fapping, you've still not resolved to not have sex unless you've made a conscious deliberate decision before hand. So what happens is you have a dream, some naked pussy crosses your path, and you impulsively stick your dick into it and cum in your shorts.

It's all psychological, and has almost nothing to do with biology.

"docking". You need a friend with a foreskin. A good friend that likes new experiences and adventure.

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>implying niggers have access to showers

Nothing I like more than having a glass of whiskey with the old lady after the kids are in bed. Im busy working all day and taking the kids to hockey practice at night, there's no time to beat off.

more adventure

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OroBroros

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dicknal

Women never do as they're told.