Not jacking off is Antisemitic

>Came for.
Kek. I'm ded.

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That's fucking awesome, desu.

insanity

Im addicted bros. how do I stop the cycle?

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stop masturbating

>the only correct answer.

I'll masturbate, but it sure as hell won't be to jewish created porn as I find my fantasy to be better.

STaHp

Unironically, go confess your addiction at church. I did it and felt so bad about what I told the priest that I haven’t done it since. The initial guilt and shame turned into determination and resolve, and I am a better man for it.

Christ heals all wounds, user. You just have to be willing to take the first step.

hahahahaha jesus christ you fucking autismo. how embarassing.

I'm trying to quit too bro, let's both make it till Saturday at least.

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You don’t have to confess your sins to a priest, brainlet. You confess to God.

Hey, I’m just giving suggestions

Good, they deserve death and nothing else.

Wow. 2002. Why do jews figure this shit out first? Why are they so good at macropsychology? It's obvious to anyone paying attention they are doing the same shit to all western nations and soon the world.

You are a cucked skinny piece of useless shit. YAAAAAS POOOOORN!!!

Look at yourself in the mirror, pussy.

>Wow. 2002. Why do jews figure this shit out first? Why are they so good at macropsychology? It's obvious to anyone paying attention they are doing the same shit to all western nations and soon the world.
They have been deep in this shit for a long time. Look up blood libel and stuff like that.

If I tell you: 'do not think about apples' the first thing your mind does is to imagine an apple. Do not tell yourself "I'm not going to watch porn", tell yourself: "I'm not an animal, I'm in control". What this paisano says is actually a mind trick too, it's called ordeal therapy. You can set up small punishments if you fail, like confessing your sins (if you are a Catholic) or doing something extremely hard and uncomfortable, but good for you, like actually talking to a girl if you are a turbo autist or jogging outside if you are a fat fuck.

fusk and torrent like a proper oldfag
find a flash video ripper and treat the site with no mothers like your buddy's fridge
I have a girlfriend and guess what, she's not going to be horny nearly as often as you are. no jew has ever made a penny on my fapping and I'm sure I've cost them enough.

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I adblock free porn sites and torrent their HD shit
whatcha gonna do rabbi?

lmao not mastrubating is racism now

Your urge is exactly the will of the jew
>Masturbation
Is effectively
>Large nosed man rubbing your penis
So just remember
>Ceiling merchant is watching you touch yourself at night

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they dont do it for money. they dont won money.

it's very strategic. like bezos owning the washing post

They are really triggered about nofap LOL

I'm on day 3, lads

I masturbate to the six gorillion

there has always been erotica and pornography
some of the oldest cave paintings are just primitive sextoons
this is nothing new for our species
what we need to worry about is minors being sexualized early, and nofap won't help with that anyway unless it takes down the whole industry

I like how they are just fucking with you on there fucking twitter. You know the xhamster is users uploaded content right? Its not an actual company that produces content. People are uploading pirated content to these serveries. Anyone who buys or doesnt use adblock is a fucking idiot. This also applies to pornhub.
Don't let these fucking faggots control your dick.

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This has to be one of the best happenings ever.

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>calls others idiots
>has the grammar of a 5 year old
>LOL GUYS PORN SO GOOD CUZ FEEL GOOD
Unironically kill yourself.

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Good point, user.

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Just start using your goddamn imagination to beat off. Stop looking at porn, it's a oneupmanship game, a neverending slippery slope of degeneracy. At most, just look at nudey scenes in movies, and work your mind from there.

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>she's not going to be horny nearly as often as you are.
Not always true.

>snap
this is going in my cringe folder
nice try kike

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Make it to tomorrow morning

guys what you need to do is to FORGIVE YOURSELVES

FORGIVE YOURSELF FOR THE SHAME

FORGIVE YOURSELF

Everytime you hear that voice that says "i failed I'm awful" I want you to BLOCK IT OUT and REPLACE IT with

>"I forgive myself, I did the best I could"
>B-BUT I DIDN-
>STOP
>"I forgive myself, I did the best I could"

Let this voice grow louder. You guys, we're addicted because jews fucking left heroin needles lying around everywhere, we can't blame ourselves like we all do.

You will fail ,you will have days where the old voice slips back BUT STOP AND REMEMBER
>I Forgive myself, I did the best I could

FORGIVE YOURSELF FOR FAILING TO FORGIVE YOURSELF

IM SERIOUS GUYS DO THIS

SAY IT WITH ME
>I FORGIVE MYSELF, I DID THE BEST I COULD

cringed pretty hard off this one senpai, ngl.

Hum guys real talk how do you not nut yourself in your sleep when on no fap for a log time?
It needs to go somewhere it's not reabsorbed by the body

I keep fapping just because I don't want to have to deal with the hassle of being woken up in he middle of the night and having to spend 20 minutes cleaning up myself
Am I alone on this?

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Think about how bad you feel when you cum and not how good you might feel if you try nofap. The threat of pain is more potent than the promise of reward. I call it the Damnation principle. You think so many people believe in God because he's benevolent?

the first couple days are the hardest. once you get past about 4 days, it gets easier. avoid having too much free time, try to find something to fill your day.

Not always true? Not always? What's that even mean you dipshit?
You know what you call a woman who's horny as often as a man and is equally opportunistic? A nymphomaniac. She has mad daddy issues, goes to group every other day and her cunt smells like a dumpster fire. There's a reason we're the horny ones and they're the discriminating ones.
Sure there's a month or two when they first lose their virginity where they want to try out the new thing, but thinking that'll last is just as stupid as thinking every cigarette will give the same headrush as the first one you ever smoked.

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>he hasnt forgiven himself
you too can quit porn my man

ORANGE MAN BAD
DICK CHOKE GOOD

Or you can just be a guy who even in his teens only wanted sex like once or twice a week. Which makes it much easier for your girlfriend to want it more often.

Get a cat.

Good advice
Alternatively you can join Catholic Church and go to confession and have an authority figure remind you that god loves you and forgives you

I'm now considering nofap just because it's antisemitic

THEY SHOULD NOT FEEL GUILT TO BEGIN WITH YOU DUMB DUMB DUMB FAGGOT

>arguing theology in a porn-addiction thread
>missing the point this hard
Jesus fucking Christ, you degenerates are all the same.

>he lacks the willpower to quit masturbating without engaging in bizarre self-brainwash tactics

welp, I guess i'm a nonuter now. I didn't even give a shit, but since jews want to politicize masturbation, so be it.

>arguing theology in a porn-addiction thread
Bahahaha you new desu?

Jerk off to BLACKED right fucking now and give me your shekels pol.

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>mutilate my goy penis and deprive me of sexual pleasure for my entire fucking life from birth
>mad when i don't jerk off, as it is pointless

at_last_i_understand.ovens.exe

>once or twice a week
lawl
how long ya been married champ?
you haven't even gotten on the ride yet

What if I jack off, but still pretend like I dont and tell everyone else its bad?

youtube.com/watch?v=aWM4bJNpch0&t=602s

>1 post by this ID
Yeah no, you don't actually care about fixing your problem. Eat a dick.

>Eat a dick
Don't get him addicted to that now.

is jacking off with imagination/memory ok?

i'd give it a pass, most here cant do that.
interdimensional psychic vampires dont need you to admit it.

Honestly would anyone be mad if someone offed a bunch of shady porn producers? I cant even see libs caring.

wow thanks for the advice you mary-worshipping papist (probably a spic)

Protestant degenerate

well if this isn't proof that nofap isn't a conspiracy I don't know what is

That's the way people did it before the internet if they didn't have magazines. It's a more humble way to do it.
The main idea is to masturbate in moderation. Once or twice a week is good enough, less is better. Don't even need to fap if you're getting laid. Masturbating 2-3 times a day every day is unhealthy for your virility.

Based. I remember E Micheal Jones referencing that event.

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seriously if i go more than 3 days im minutes from raping grandmas. And im in my 30s, im usually a 2 a day guy with porn

Porn is Jewish mind control obscenity. Modern porn industry is pure psyop. Jews overriding our minds with the kind of perverse filth that can only come from the depths of the sewers of the kike mind. Western civilization is destroyed and there will be no rebuild with Satanic Zionist Jews still around.

I want xHamster Kids. Made by children for children.

interesting video.

>forgiving yourself is brainwashing
sad, no need to be so hard on yourself

Your mind has been kike hijacked and you're doing irreparable damage to your body and brain

You're a worthless shabbos kike slave.

>eww self-responsibility is cringe let me jam as much ebonics newspeak into my words as possible
This is what the kikes have done to the new generation. They're literally incapable of not using niggerspeak. They worship nigger dick so hard it's no wonder these shabbos love their Jewish soul destroying poison so much.

>literally
ooh, and you were doing so well

start with acknowledging that porn is nothing but an instrument of control. there are people out there creating this shit with many goals. among them is the intent to weaken its viewers. do you want people controlling you like this? that question motivated me to walk away from porn for good. it's been over a year now for me. i'm not an advocate of nofap, though. masturbation is healthy and normal, just rely on fantasy.

>but I literally NEED to stare at other men's dicks fucking women I find attractive
Cope harder porncuck

It's called youtube

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I fucked my wife last night. Did I lose NNN?

>Oy Vey, No Fap goys threaten us
>No Fap; we didn't threaten you
>Help, muh 6 gorillian pornogrpahers, Oy Vey
It's all so tiresome

>Pornographers aren't people
Based and redpilled

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Damn, they had it all figured out by 2002.

Where's one about the Hollocost, or whatever it's called?

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>paisano

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they are only 665 "hearts" but they fill me with hope

Posted this in another thread and it got shoahd so wanted to post again.

Reason why nofap works is about blood flow... because when you masturbate you are literally beating up your dick...it is not a natural act...as a result the body has to recover/repair itself after masturbating...as a result you will look weaker/less healthy as the body is not functioning optimally and instead in recovery mode...also harder to improve your body/grow/strengthen when you are constantly repairing one part of the body (blood flow to dick).

However sex with a women, in the vagina, is what nature intended...as a result the release that comes from this type of sex is a natural one, and the body functions normally, or perhaps even better, afterwards.

This post exemplifies the liberals mental gymnastics to humiliate himself because he feels weak or undeserving of good things like being the only man to please his woman.

T. Known Boss

I like what you say. Recommend a good self help book?

Did porn site traffic go down or why are they doing this?

this made my stomach turn
pedos = rope

You dumb bastard. Every time you move you beat up your body. Your body is always in recovery mode. Literally everything we do causes wear and tear, and we are constantly regenerating.
Also, cumming in your hand and cumming in a woman has the exact same effect on your body, only with a woman you're into it more, using more of your body, and actually doing more damage.
I appreciate your pro-natural-sex crusade, but for fuck sakes don't be a low-information dipshit about it.