Greetings "Jow Forums" since your aggressive president has forbidden our highly qualified reporter Jim Acosta from White House entry we have decided to take a different approach, and let a more Trump friendly site to decide our next White House correspondent.
It will be decided in the next post that ends in trips.
RULEBREAKING BULLSHIT
I'll believe this when a video tape emerges of Rush Limbaugh snorting cocaine off Emma Watson's ass.
Alex Jones
Watch this be another thread where the op only makes one post
Nope
A hologram of Adolf Hitler that Jow Forums controls in real-time via an AI backend plugged into a perma-stickied cyclical thread for this express purpose.
Rollin for Acosta to wait outside the white house every day for his chance to get in like Robert Paulson in fight club
Milo Yiannopoulos
Oh wow you really proved me wrong with that single word response. Now you will just write retarded and meaningless shit.
ALEXANDER JONES
I did because there wasn't one post
deep down you know who it has to be
you always knew
Go back to faggot
cnn is fake news
Wow and what's does it mean when the op posts obvious bait and only makes 1 post? Oh wait it's a slide thread hmmm.
If CNN isn't fake, I will get meaningless numbers
Families of 9/11 victims on a rotation.
(We know you Jews did it lol)
Alex Jones
Michael Moore
Larry the Cable Guy
Honestly. I used to like Jim Acosta, but with the recent events I can no longer support him. He abused a teenage female white house intern and that is not acceptable.
Toby Maguire
>And the award for faggiest larp goes to...
(You)
Digits say Acosta only qualified to fail. Two's or threes would be fabulous KEK
Her
Fuck you and die op
Ted Cruz
My last one was 883
Come on trips!!!!
Rolling
Roll
The ghost of Adolf Hitler
This, Rolling
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Rolling for op to make another post
Roll
Harvey Weinstein
Eat shit, motherfucker.
Consider yourself lucky we haven't skinned your faggot ass and tied you to stakes.
marina abramovic
My shit covered asshole
Daniel Carver, former Grand Dragon of the KKK in Georgia
Bat Boy
Mark Steyn but you might have to bribe him away from Fox.
Megan Kelly.
And when you hire her you have to publicly say that blackface is ok.
Someone from RedIce
Kevin Macdonald
Rolling
Proper numbers checked, but not trips like OP requested.
Norm macdonald
Idc, as long as it's a hot brainy Asian chick with right/conservative or moderate leanings.
Megyn kelly
(((highly qualified)))
Fuck off with your dumbshit LARPeldarp.
Nobody.
They shouldn't let another CNN gasbag into the White House ever.
Just imagine.. he'd take so long to actually ask the question nothing would get asked.
The only choice.
(((Shlomo Rothbergstein))), ex-Mossad operative.
The black girl who does the cnn tour.
hire trump as WH correspondent.
Don Lemon's buttplug
This is not a LARP and we WILL reenter the white house, just with a more auspicious selection based on this threads results
It should be you OP
Mel Gibson
Wait its a LARP and we aren't actually getting recruited for CNN?
This
post proof, tits or gtfo
Faggot here.
Do I have to do my surgery before I'm on the front page of cnn.com or can we do it now?
Thanks,
Bigbung Holio
Hir0
Rolling
So let it be written so let it be done
Breivik
THIS IS THE INFOWAR
a midget in a dress
Jim Acosta.. so you never have a reporter in the WH.
Kek. Roll
Fake news. Go back to sleep
Alright rolling
Michael Savage.
>praying for trips.
alex jones
Jeb!
Steven Miller
You guys are fucking out of control. You have your employees manhandling female interns. Go fuck yourself.
me
Trump Jr.
Jim acosta
Will you pay for my flights from Israe....... sorry i mean Atlanta?
Barack Obama
Ted Nugent
CONGRATULATIONS NIGGER
Milo. I want everybody to be mad.
awww shit niggaaaaaaaaaa
Tfw you wanted Stephen Miller to thrash #JimAccoster one last time before he was dismissed
Patrick Little
>Obama is the new WH reporter for CNN
>Trump berates him every day as a foil, "Look how much you sucked"
i love it.