Jow Forums humor thread: SEX MAKES BABIES edition

Okay anons, I've collaborated with a bunch of faggots and have created the ultimate campaign to highlight democratic stupidity for all too see.

This is the plan

STEP 1: go to notabovethelaw.org and find a local screechfest going on tomorrow

STEP 2: (The important step) Use COMIC SANS MS on font size 36 and print out the words "SEX MAKES BABIES" that's it no phase 2 faggots

STEP 3: Go around to these protest with your SEX MAKES BABIES sign, and let the fuckers project their stupidity for all to see. Don't make it political, just let them know that you're here to remind everyone that SEX MAKES BABIES

PROTIP: BRING A PAL WHO CAN RECORD

STEP 4: PROFIT

But yea, if you wanna chat about this, cool. If not, Jow Forums humor thread

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But how is babby formed?

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Sex makes babies

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time to move to alaska

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Cold.
Woodsland.
Mostly White

Fucking perfect

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what the fuck do you think this is going to accomplish

That is retarded as fuck the yellow and blue parts are both more powerful than Canada and Mexico respectively.
Why would they be puppet states?

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Nothing significant.

Just some rees and an entertaining Thursday night.

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What tf were you expecting?

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usa is a literal meme, not funny anymore

I'll consider that a win.

Maybe some rope may do you good.

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wow funny thread hahaha

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funny haha

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(((Russian Professor)))

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laughed out loud. Good way to start a Jow Forums humor thread

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You did it, Reddit!

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But if sex makes babies, why do I want a gf?

>Davids a former MMA fighter and a Democrat.
"Huh, how can a man who literally bases his whole life on high testosterone activities like training and fighting be a Democrat?
>Googles and Davids is a woman.
That explains it. Women's MMA is such a joke kek.

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I'll pick this brainlet.....

There's a pretty dumbass story for that

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you don't.

you want a wife, and make babies

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hehe

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You can have that land (and all the infrastructure wHite people built on it - no need to go back to your mud huts and caves) if every single hispanic gtfo of the rest of the USA and never sets foot in it again.

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Wait. Mexicans were Clovis people?

>texas republic is fulll of niggers
AND DIXIE GOES FULL CIRCLE

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SEX FOR PROCREATION IS WRONG.

The only moral form of sex is between husband and husband for purposes of HIV transmission.

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Actually based.

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Morality be damned

Sex makes babies

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Damn, half life 3 will be awesome

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in what kind of fucking special olympics football game does the o line and d line sit there and cuddle while the qb marches out from their sack?

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or we just wait 20 years and take it back when your country implodes

Are you referring to clovis, ca?