Hello and welcome to Hannity, tonight I have with me user the hacker from the mole men colonoscopy forum 4chinz

>user t-that's
>that's based and red pilled

>heads toward the exit
>locks eyes with Sara Carter
tfw

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>it's a "hannity talks about some announcement or has some sort of countdown and mentions it all throughout the show and at the very end of the show reveals it's fucking nothing" episode

Why does he always do this?

>Because its important that you watch my show and stay informed

>That shit's mine user
>*draws gun*
>GTFO of my studio

get waterboarded faggot

>Is that your only comment user, I worked really hard to get the network let you on here

we are anomalous
we are region
expecto patronum

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Give me a 1-on-1 with Tarlov

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>I don't think you want that user, Ive heard from sheppard she pegs

Are you an idiot? Do you not realize how huge spygate is? The intelligence agencies working to overturn presidential elections? That's end of republic shit.

#Savage

>I'll savage your face with my dick user
>We use the golden rule here, if you don't have something nice to say get fucked

What does that have to do with what I said?

>Hey you little faggot, you just entered the no spin zone
>I ask the questions here
>We have video of you touching yourself while looking at sea lions
>Would you care to comment

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That's 90% of what Hannity's breaking stories have been over the past year.

He's been great on Spygate and deserves more credit. Hating him is a meme like Ann Coulter or Nickelback. He's actually important though.

>ahem
Fuck niggers and fuck Jannies.

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Those sea lions were well above the age of consent

>Well nation there you have it, coming up...

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>I first want to say that I'm happy to be here. Hi mom!!
>Anyways, hil hortler, its ok to be white, yadda yadda. I'm half Jewish anyways, but I'm still whiter than most of Jow Forums, so it's good.
>Want to trade ties with me? Be tie bros?

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I love Hannity. I'm just referencing this thing he does occasionally. He did it just now with his "Why I wasn't covering the election last night" announcement that he was teasing 'till the very end.

The only person I sea lion is you. You're not even registered as a republican.

>user the hacker from the mole men colonoscopy forum 4chinz

But how the fuck did you find me? Fuck Hannity, you're good. You trying to become O'Keefe now?

>Sorry user, Martha likes to be strangled during whoopie and I left my tie wrapped around her neck, no tradesies but you can throw the football

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>That's because Im an authentic piece of Americana
>If youd bought killing England youd know Washington said political parties are not a good thing

>Simple user I went right to the source, my little pony message boards and went down the rabbit hole

>that's not what Shaniqua the 43 year old sea lion of African descent told us

Okay fine, you caught me. I did things with those sea lions. It's a puzzle though. My dick goes in; my dick goes out. Can't explain that.

>Your dick goes in your dick goes out, yeah that's real cute user
>Up next will this pin head be this smug after we have tarlov saw his dick off?
>Stay tuned, moments away

user's smug smile and penis: gone

>not one word against the Janies
Pepe sold out for a Jow Forums gold membership!

*tink tink tink*
Ahem
FUCK YOU AND FUCK JANNIES

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fuck niggers
traps are gay
praise kek

Is Hannity or Tucker more /our guy/?

I personally like Hannity more, but I like both. Tucker is Jow Forums‘s guy though.