PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SHE'LL BE DOING A PLANK FOR ETERNITY SOON EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

>Amazing Grace 11/5/18
youtu.be/xqc8nsh1DNo
>God Bless The USA 11/4/18
youtu.be/1EDLr3ezNQM

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpWave: Enemy of the People 11/8/18
youtu.be/54PI1jIQAYM
>Pres Trump Press Conf on Midterms 11/7/18
c-span.org/video/?454223-1/
>[Former]AG Sessions leaves DoJ 11/7/18
youtu.be/22FUs6PArlc
>JCSViceChair USAFGen Selva @USFK CoC 11/7/18
dvidshub.net/video/638714/
>StateDep Press Brief (DepSpox Palladino, SpecRep For Iran Hook) 11/7/18
youtu.be/tmrso1yxfZg
>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 11/7/18
youtu.be/zxfqDiawcMM
>SpiceDaddy on FBN 11/7/18
youtu.be/GDzlZNofrkY
>KAC on FBN 11/7/18
youtu.be/lUZBTEnuPC0
>KAC on PBS 11/7/18
youtu.be/5XzweQjzkvg
>KAC outside WH 11/7/18
youtu.be/x49Sv6qA1jw
>KAC on F&F 11/7/18
youtu.be/5ixX3D61Z4U
>DoEVideo: Changing the World We Live In 11/7/18
youtu.be/rmDFp3cYui4
>PressSec Sanders on FoxNews 11/6/18
youtu.be/7KjV7fp7FtA
>KAC Election Night Press Conf 11/6/18
youtu.be/uxq9OAsqaP0
>IntDepVideo: Happy Veteran's Day 11/6/18
youtu.be/oWYz1_mizEM
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Cypriot FM Christodoulides 11/6/18
youtu.be/73tEZsEylh4
>RNCChair McDaniel on PBS 11/6/18
youtu.be/gLUxMiY8BK0
>RNCChair McDaniel on FoxNews 11/6/18
youtu.be/iFxPVihryEA
>RNCSpox McEnany on FoxNews 11/6/18
youtu.be/opr0eWOe9V4
>SpiceDaddy on FBN 11/6/18
youtu.be/YWSNyDChUrY

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MAGA

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Say something nice about the new AG.

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REMINDER THAT KIKES ARE TRYING TO RIG THE FLORIDA RACE
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL PEOPLE

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So is Rosenburg leaving or what?

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I can't believe Ruth Bader Ginsburg is fucking dead.

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>haha i know she had cancer and just fractured multiple ribs at 85 but she planks so it's totally fine!

C O P E

Shooter name is released. Jack Slater. Former military.

>dead Mccain
>dead Ginsburg
>in a single year
Based

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U N I T

Predict tomorrow's HAPPENING

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>does planks
Be as stiff as one in about 24 hours.

any hockey and maple fags in here

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MAGA!

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>100% reported.
Wut

>RGB was walking down stairs
>Donald came and kicked her in the back
>Falls down the stairs with a HAG


RBG ARE YOU OKAY? RBG ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY? RGB?

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So is this shooter another guy with no Motive other than hating country music?

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Maybe they will retroactively let those 1.4 million felons vote

What did Isayama mean by this?

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SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW ATTORNEY GENERAL.

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>be democrat
>hates trump
>waiting for blue_wave.png
>big let down
>only win house
>lose senate seats
>liberal SC justice dies a couple of days later

Now we just need a dead Kissinger.

They had to do recounts in the Rust Belt states that Trump won after the 2016 election and all it did was extend his lead when he had less than 20k. He's fine.

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>plant-based meats
>plant-based
>meats
God, please destroy the state of California. Thank you.

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You're real excited about this, aren't you?

>don't know what /ss/ means
>no one tells me
ill just go back to lurking for the next year or so, good bye /ptg/

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He's better at PC overclocking than half of /v/.

>in a single year
Honestly it felt like forever ago , how long have the midterms been ? Felt like voting was a couple weeks ago

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yeah but how many whamens did he rape, i only vote for raped whamens

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

MUELLER TAKE YOUR FUCKING TIME

RBG
I
P

RBG acquires nosocomial infection during her stay in the hospital.

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straight shota

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please no more, I need time to process the past 2 days

Guys can someone know that you replayed their story on normiebook? asking for a friend

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Can lift more than 99% of Jow Forums

What hilarious gun control will California cook up to respond to their zoomers getting killed? Handguns already need licensing, you already have to register them, magazine capacity is already limited, you already can't buy new handguns because they have to have microstamping which is impossible, the bar was already a gun free zone, I'm interested in what insane shit they can possibly ban that's left

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He needs to lose that weight.

FUCK FORGOT IMAGE

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>Democrats think they have victory
>Trump flips the scrip the next day and makes them reeeee because of Sessions
>the next day they it clicks ust how helpless they actually are if RBG dies

EVEN WHEN THEY WIN THEY LOSE

Czechy check
Pic is Ginsburg 2 days ago

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-_-

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JAVANKA SEETHING

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thats kinda hot

>broward is supposed to be 99% in
>still "counting votes
>votes go 2/3 for Nelson

Is anyone going to stop this bullshit?

BUT DID HE INSTALL GENTOO?

>Justice Kavanaugh was later seen leaving the office, upon being asked by staffers what he had been doing there around the time of the accident he replied "I LIKE BEER" and stumbled away in the direction of his own office.

DEPARTMENT OF UNITS

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he could probably lift 99% of Jow Forums

RNC challenges OK-05, FL-26, and other (((mysterious flips))) in court now that the consent decree is over, Dems lose every case and thus the House.

The shitposting potential is through the roof.
It's going to be a lot of fun.

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Guys, if I send RBG my thoughts & prayers will the left yell at me?

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OH NO NO NO

>PLEASE DONT FIRE US MR AG

I want to lose FL-26, though. I fucking hate that cocksucker Curbelo.

thanks, youve saved me
fuck off doppelnigger

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SALT FOR THE SALT GOD

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Instead you should just be attacking them for having gun control and gun free zones, they took the right away from people to defend themselves against someone armed

Should dead people be allowed to vote? Hear me out. Blacks are murdered at a higher than average rate, nationally. This is text book racist voter suppression. When a black person is murdered, they should calculate how many years they would have lived based on national life expectancy and in every election during that period a vote should be counted towards the democrats for that person.

They could probably even take it a step further and use some kind of algorithm to determine how many children that person would have had and factor in these "virtual" votes as well.

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EAT THE INVESTIGATION CHRISTIE

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That nigger has google and other means to learn what it is, don't fucking spoon feed these lazy retards.

The weirdest COPE too
Who do they think they're fooling, and why? The ribs? Themselves?

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Starting strength

MUSSOLINI
>MUSSOLINI
MUSSOLINI
>MUSSOLINI
MUSSOLINI
>MUSSOLINI
MUSSOLINI
>MUSSOLINI
MUSSOLINI

/ptg/ is playing monopoly? does the board have a Jow Forums theme? What would the boardwalk space be?

>she does planks
be aight den.

>Sources
>CNN
Nah

Hence why they're rigging it, making up votes as they go along

Literally nothing we can do. It's in Scott's hands. As the governor he has a lot of power to call bullshit and take the race from them even if they cheat. It's up to him to not cuck out.

This is child porn!

fucking checked.

Nice. A man that can clean 2pl8 is strong as fuark.
Link to streamfag's stream? Who's playing?

>lays down for nap
yo bro, she does planks

It's California. The only thing left to do is laugh every time they get killed or their state lights on fire or they get threatened with arrest and 3 years in prison for watering their lawn when the government said not to.

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Trump steals the Israeli playbook. All illegals will be treated like the Paliniggers, and rockets and white phosphorus will be launched into our neighbors.

>can we not have another Trump SCOTUS pick? Is that really too much to ask?

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YOU WILL CHOKE ON THE ZOOMER BLOOD SACRIFICE YOU WITHERED CRONE

Who the fuck cares?

It all comes tumbling down
Tumbling down
Tumbling down

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we need a vindictive fat man as Trump's henchman in the DOJ

Monopoly is a brutal game.

it's not spoonfeeding, it's breastfeeding

BLACK HELICOPTERS AND THE DEEP STATE

ABSOLUTELY
DEMORALIZED

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trail of beans

Also there is precedent for this, FDR deported 2,000,000 spics, many of them technically US citizens. Trump can troll and say he's reaching across the isle and adopting a liberal democrat immigration policy

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>REEE OLD PEOPLE KEEP VOTING AGAINST THE INTERESTS OF THE NEXT GENERATION
>wow look at this picture of 130 year old jewish lady voting for the first time so powerful

he'll take half his pay in m&ms

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3 years 3 judges

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checked and mfw

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>California Shooting - "Witnesses described the suspect as being a Middle Eastern man in his early 20s with a beard, wearing all black with a hood and his face partly covered."

SHUT
IT
DOWN

Gib milk.

>try to get digits for RBG's death
>won't let me post because "our (((system))) thinks your post is spam"

>bargaining

I wish we knew more
>she fell in the evening
>went to doctor for 'mild pain' in the morning
Mild pain? Really? Either she didn't break ribs OR her nerves are so fucked she can barely feel.

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look at the username lmfao

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