Of course

You age down for cheaper life insurance and if you are a govt. employee that has age limits.

Yeah that guy's a fag terrified of turning 70. Every sodomite wants a daddy, I dunno about a granddaddy

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Goddamn it Riker not now

see Age down, buy insurance, return to original age. Notice how he specifically used the term "fluid."

>be 22 year old leaf
>now legally identify as a 35 year old American
>can now legally run for president in the usa

So brave.

Kek

>mfw I’m quitting my job and going back to 7th grade because I’m 13 again

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i'd really like to punch that cup out of that cunts mouth and that phone out of her stupid fucking hand, i bet its nearly permanently affixed, fucking stupid cunts

My credit is 540 but i identify as having a credit in the 800's. Oy vey if you don't let me buy a house you're assaulting my human rights!

>mfw already collecting pension at 22 years old

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TJAKKAAAAAAAAA

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time is a social construct. so is debt, i declare myself debt free.

>age is as fluid as gender
So, not at all.

The article goes on to talk about him wanting to be 49 on his tinder profile.

Underrated

I AM A 90 YEAR OLD WW2 VETERAN IRANIAN WOMAN
I DEMAND THAT IDK BELGIUM GIVES ME WELFARE,PENSION, REPARATIONS, A HOUSE AND 18 YEAR OLD WHORES BECAUSE I AM ALSO A LESBIAN.
GIVE NOW

I think I'm agefluid. Fx after a night of heavy drinking I feel like a 70 y/o

I identify as four time holocaust shower survivor.

I'm moving to a state with an age of consent of 16 so i will have my self declared 17 so the parents cant complain hey why not have their daughter date a 17 who is already retired and owns his own house and car

Funny, I'm a 26 year old male who identifies as a 9 year old girl.
*puts toast in mouth*

Witneesed
I hope theres more of this. The more people double down the sooner we have to come to terms with the fact that its all completely retarded
Like you couldnt write this shit? How is it reality is more retarded then and a SouthPark Slippery Slope Dramatization?
I guess we are in the best time line because we have to defeat the worst timeline..

Lol faggot

Today I feel like an 109 year old holocaust survivor. Where are my shekels at?

lmfao

What magic is this?

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>oh im laffin'

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Think he's trolling to show how ridiculous the gender debate is?

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i can stop pretending to be 12

is this him?
youtube.com/watch?v=wDIZ4_P6MRA
I remember this guy

Its actually him
this world is so crazy sometimes

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>age is fluid

The MSM already believes this

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Lol are the girls mean to you, you pathetic loser?

what are they saying?
nobody speaks aquafresh

Is this what the refugees have been doing for years now?

(((They)))

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Get right with Jesus, fren, little cuppa and phoneposting's a-ok

>flag

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Emil Ratelband is a fucking hack

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He is right.
Age is as fluid as gender: not at all.

I can't wait until I can identify as a 15 year old and fuck teenage girls with impunity.

He's not wrong though. Age is a hell of a lot more """fluid""" than gender. There are some Jow Forums old geezers out there, just like there are 20-somethings with one foot in the grave.

>age us as fluid as gender
way more fluid. gender is binary. male or female. age, however, is literally on a spectrum, and further more, some age faster or slower than others. some look 85 when they're 70, some look 70 when they're 90. genetics and environment.

But..but...but...the slippery slope argument is just a fallacy!

>flag

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Some animals don't age. That is, the passage of time isn't reflected in their cells.

My bank account has $26 but I identify as a quadrillionare you monotnist!

Toronto is leagues ahead of you, Europe

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allah be praised, the prophet has returned!

Lol rite.

Slippery slope as a prediction of actual events is not necessarily true. But often reasonable.

Slippery slope is logically a kind of reductio ad absurdum, which is a kind of modus tollendo tollens. Perfectly valid.

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This is nothing new in Europe.

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Based tardigrade poster

he was on german tv from time to time
he is a motivational speaker, you know like Molymeme in a way
so it starts off with
>host : "...so here you wrote that back then, you were a very ugly shy kid with lots of pimples, right..?"
>dutch guy :"I still am (wanting to empatise that its not about "looks" or some bullshit like that)"
>host : "Well you're obviously not a kid anymore..."
>room laughs

Oh that's Emille Ratelband. Netherlands biggest troll.

I identify as 67 years old, give me my fucking social security, Medicare, and AARP card you fuvking bigots!

NO NO NO NO NO
THIS ISN'T LIBTARDS BTFO
They will use this to normalise paedophilia
> Step 1: This 69 year old claims to be 49!
> Step 2: This young-at-heart 40-something demands to be legally treated as a 14 year-old girl.
> Step 3: 17-year old boy legally identifies as 21. Why should we deny his right to a loving sexual relationship?
> Step 4: These 37 photos of kids at gay pride 2021 prove that love truly knows no barriers.
S L I P P E R Y S L O P E

And underage

A child lies because he knows it’s strategic value. At no time does the child actually believe what he is saying to be true. These people are just actually crazy without diagnosis. A population of actual crazy people dictating what is and isn’t the truth. That is what the democratic constituents have to be in order to believe the bullshit they are fed.

This man is a hero, purposely making a mockery of trans ideas
Also checked

fedgov solution
>>ok everyone's the same age, lets call it NaN for "not a number
>>NaN basically has the same rights as a "minor"

>>can't vote
>>no alcohol
>>can't drive
>>can't own property
>>no weapons, if you have so much as a 1" blade knife, you're executed
>>basically no legal rights
>>if your lucky you get shitty dorm like in USSR

>>problem "solved"!

I also hope to cum loud some day, preferably in a 69.

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based. I identified as a 2018 year old man. You can call me Jesus. I shall be exempt from all taxes and paying money for anything. Everything shall be given to me without your mewling.

Actual 30 yo boomers incoming

next stop, attack helicopter (gender)

Good idea

I identify as a destitute widow aged 77, please give me my social security, my husbands social security, housing and food assistance and Medicare.

I mean I’m still going to work and stuff but it’s how I “identify”

Kek /thread

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Except age and sex aren't a social construct. Gender is.

is he serious or is he pretending to be retarded to show how gender fluidity doesn't work?

What do you mean age isn’t a social construct? Years don’t even actual match actual solar years it’s an arbitrary designation

Our 24hr day doesn’t match the sidereal day that’s why we have leap years and stuff, why should tile be based off our planets rotation at all?

Who’s to say I’m not 4 in Jovian years ???

Have a ((you))

Don't listen to the other fags replying, you're spot-on with your assessment of this broad being a typical thot.

>they all are

Sure, why not.

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