I've got great idea here on how to solve the Fiat Currency crisis. The solution doesn't rely on precious metals, gem stones, or that crypto nonsense.
My solution is: Small live animals.
Yea, sounds crazy, but hear me out.
1. Physical 2. Less expensive to mine/produce. But can't immediately be produced. 3. Built in deflationary mechanism (they die). 4. Different animals could be worth different amounts. 5. They're cute :3
OK, I maybe lied a bit when I said it was my idea. I actually got the idea from Jeb!
Surely the breed of peace is worth less than that?
Ryder Johnson
>British intellectuals This is Dawkins-tier
Jackson Lewis
Interesting. Which small animals would you recommend and why? Bill Gates recommended that Africans take up chicken farming to build wealth, and this sounds like a similar idea. Advantages: rural living and reap what you sow. Disadvantages: isolation and lean returns during the first decade.
Connor Williams
>Which small animals would you recommend and why? Well for a start: >Field mice >African pygmy squirrels It'd be easy to tell the difference by feel. You could easily pick out different animals from your pocket based on their tail. Sort of like how different coins are shaped differently.
>Bill Gates recommended that Africans take up chicken farming to build wealth, and this sounds like a similar idea. Based poopoo merchant.
>asking resources for permission to do things This is animism gone off the rails. What needs a solution is politically independent central banks that aren't under control of the people. Preferably the solution in which governments issue their own currency at 0% interest and put all tax receipts into the shredder rather than trying to pretend to recirculate them.
Jonathan Ross
So glad you weren't suggesting bio-engineering catgirls.
Cameron Rogers
That's all fine and dandy... until they build a hive in your pocket and honey starts dripping down your legs.
Matthew Baker
you don't keep it in your pocket you carry around a container of them.
Basically a purse desu.
Tyler Williams
I think Hitler had the right idea with labour treasury certificates. The problem is the interest (tax) we have to pay to privately owned banks.
On the animal point; yes they do die so then you have to have some form of depreciate to account for older animals else you're arguing a elderly cat is the same value as a kitten.
Anthony Wright
Cringe beacuse it's true.
Charles Russell
Spiders. Women won't be so keen to divorce.
Blake Butler
I like this idea. They'd also be easy to store in matchboxes/cigarette cartons.
Henry Scott
toenails
Justin Lee
Because they don't give you taxoplasmosis and make you crazy cat lady tier insane
Jaxon Brown
also obligatory payment under OP's new financial system
