Post 'em!
2018 Midterm Meltdown Salt Thread
Jack Anderson
Evan Long
>tfw they endorsed Beta
OH NO NO NO
dallasnews.com
>"If we can't move the needle working this hard, it does make me start to question if Texas is ever going to go blue, and then that makes me question living in Texas, honestly, because I don't want my children to grow up in Handmaid's Tale," Joey Cade, one of the heartbroken faithful at an O'Rourke watch party at the Hyatt Regency in Dallas, told The News.
Caleb Hill
WHY CAN'T THEY GIVE HOUSE SEATS FOR MOST CARING POLITICIANS
Austin Long
pfff fantastic.
Logan Bell
How much money did they flush down the toilet?
Adrian Cruz
$70m
Julian Mitchell
Hudson Lewis
Can we post RGB salt too OP?
Xavier Thompson
>Stay! Vote! Play Mario Kart!
Samuel Jones
>that makes me question living in Texas
that's good news, get the fuck out
Nathaniel Bennett
>your jewish neighbors
shlomo just can't help himself
Lincoln Bell
In all fairness, both lost. JJ would have made a great Senator though.
Jack Anderson
How the fuck is Ted Cruz a racist?
Blake Phillips
>RED PARTY BAD!
Carter Perry
I like Mario Kart, and that was cringy as fuck.
What is wrong with these people.
Dominic Rodriguez
Paranoia, common disorder at Reddit
Jaxson Long
yuuup, rather amusing how weak minded some people are though.
Lucas Taylor
Campaigning and caring doesn't mean anything if you can't prove or lie that you can do what you promise.
Ayden Bailey
He works in HR too I'm sure he isn't biased at all
Carson Brooks
WAAAAA I WANTED TO FUCK BETO WHY IS THE GUY I WANT TO FUCK NOT THE WINNER WAAAAAA
>broads being allowed to vote
Ethan Hernandez
>I am black man and feel sad
>don't be sad black man
>I want everybody to know I also don't want black man to be sad
>I want everybody to know I also don't want black man to be sad
>the script is off
>what is happening
>areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
>this is just like tv show we all watch
>I too enjoy tv show
Liam Green
....but beto is the white guy, cruz is cuban. how are the voters racist?
Blake Garcia
what show?
David Sanchez
Andrew Diaz
Nicholas Hill
womp womp.
Cameron Evans
Anthony Robinson
Isaac Lopez
Jose Bell
Luis Sanchez
Charles Sullivan
Sebastian Edwards
I compiled quite the list, fren.
Jacob Ross
Angel Bailey
>Post 'em!
All the threads on Jow Forums right now whining about how Democrats are "stealing" elections by asking for every vote to be counted.
Dominic Taylor
hopefully the democrats realize they're not wanted here in Texas and leave.
Kevin Rogers
Caleb Murphy
Heidi outspent Kramer 5:1 but still lost by the highest margin in all the elections.
Jack Rogers
No. Sweetie. That would be Hillary Clinton.
Christian Rodriguez
Adam Hernandez
Jacob Richardson
Samuel Stewart
Liam Wood
>black american working HR in canada
please god no, canada for all its flaws is still way too chill for black americans
they don't belong here
Caleb Russell
>dumb shitlib defending a white male, and callign a half-Cuban racist
Nolan Ramirez
so texas picked ted but texas has a bunch of blue districts filled with beaners
will they be deported?
Levi Gray
Nicholas Adams
>Caucasian control spray can
Do they not know Beta is white and Cruz is, arguably, just as white?
Justin Edwards
This is the only meltdown that mattered.
Ryan Ortiz
I hate niggers.
Robert Butler
Jason Foster
Isn't it racist to criticize a Hispanic man like Ted Cruz?
Alexander Jenkins
Eli Green
If Trump manages to change the 14th Amendment and pass proper immigration laws, then yes. The Texas government is hellbent on removing all illegals
Jack Mitchell
Who doesn't? Hope y'all save this. My salt mine folder is growing
Xavier Young
Shhhh.... just SHUT UP GOY!!!
Benjamin Sullivan
Fuck this guy. California is a shit hole, we don't want mother fuckers you like, the mother fuckers you like ruin your god damn state.
STAY IN CALI YOU FUCKERS
Ryder Sanchez
Oh please, that brainwashed nobody would vote for whoever has a D next to their name. Acting like that's not the case is just stupid
Luke Allen
I live in northeastern Texas, and ICE raided a trailer factory right down the road from my house, lol.
Owen Reyes
>change the 14th Amendment
>change
>change
>change
Get off this board you retarded subhuman. He is going to have the original interpretation used, rather than changing the amendment itself.
Charles Williams
>Be Beta O'Dorke
>Have nothing of note done in your time in Congress
>Decide to run for Senator
>On a fluke, you say something that tugs at people's heartstrings
>Go viral
>Entire mainstream media shills for you
>All polls says you're neck and neck with an unpopular person
>Raise over $70 million dollars
>Spend more money on this election than any other in US history
>Get every young person you know to go and vote for you
>Have everything in your favor
>Lose.
It feels so fucking good
Robert Hernandez
>it's like living in this TV show I watch
>this is how I relate to life when fucked up on boxed wine and Xanax
And they say urban/suburbans are the "smart ones".
>college doesn't make you smarter when you major in "sociology/humanities/women's studies"
Josiah Stewart
YESSSS!! PLEASE LEAVE!!
Anthony Nelson
>Handmaid’s Tale
A story written after the author experienced life with Muslims but changed it to evil white men
Nathan Johnson
>I WORKED SO HARD FOR YOUR LOVE TEXAS I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON YOU AND YOU JUST GO OFF AND FUCK CHAD AFTER ALL THAT. WHY DO GIRLS ALWAYS GO FOR THE ASSHOLES
Classic beta, no amount of beta bucks or effort can win Stacy over
Nicholas Young
Because GOP MAN BAD
Isaac Moore
Holy shit.
The democrats won the house and actually are still acting butthurt?
The Republicans don't even seem angry at losing the house, in fact, Steve Bannon seemed more pissed at Republicans for not trying hard enough than at the democrats for making gains...
Are the Republicans just made of superior stuff or something? They seem to be much more sane.
Carson Rodriguez
>it does make me start to question if Texas is ever going to go blue,
are they retarded?
Carter Campbell
Mirai Nikki
Jonathan Gray
Jack Sullivan
>he's Rafael now but orourke isnt robert francis
Nicholas Sullivan
>The democrats won the house and actually are still acting butthurt?
Anything less than absolute Democrat control of all facets of government is what a true "Democracy" looks like to them
>The Republicans don't even seem angry at losing the house
Because we kept the Senate, which is, by and large, more important since we can confirm Supreme Court Justices with ease. And with (((Ginsburg))) at death's door, it's only a matter of time before a sweet, sweet happening
>Are the Republicans just made of superior stuff or something? They seem to be much more sane.
No they're just as bad as your Tory party but with Trump at the helm and McCain dead, Flake gone, and McConnell just going with what Trump wants, they found their balls.
Eli Cook
ARE YOU?! LET THEM KEEP THAT IMAGE YOU DUMB FUCK!
Justin Butler
More like Beto get used to not being a senator
Jace Robinson
>come to canada
he might be black but he isn't a somalian gunman so he doesnt fit our criteria
Jayden Gutierrez
Point 4 then point 6...
I guess she's right.
Daniel Diaz
>honestly, because I don't want my children to grow up in Handmaid's Tale
It's disturbing that NPCs actually believe this shit.
Logan Jenkins
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it's almost like Trump's base is made up of white supremacists or something
Cameron Parker
>rafael
spic-shaming from the Left
Nicholas Scott
Here's a place that's loaded to the brim with midterm salt! Enjoy: Jow Forums.org/pol/
Nathan Green
>NOOODJDJ
does she realize she isn't in da club
Joseph Howard
I hate the "As a [ENTER IDENTITY HERE], I....bla bla bla" arguments.
John Ramirez
Fuck off back to Korea, gook faggot.
Brayden Lopez
Saved.
Bentley Gomez
>transplants
> You stupid fucking Texans you bunch of hicks
> with your affordable houses and lower cost of living haha you fucking hillbillies.
> can't wait to move my California ass into your state and change your culture to like the superior one I'm fleeing.
SECEDE!!!!
Juan Mitchell
We just gained another house seat.
Brody Brooks
>Are the Republicans just made of superior stuff or something?
Absolutely. The difference between hanging out with your average Republican vs. your average Democrat is night and day.
Colton Phillips
kek'd
Lincoln Morris
>ASS FOO
>S
>S
>F
>O
>O
Josiah Martin
>votes for white Irish, calls Cuban Hispanic "racist."
Wyatt Lopez
How the fuck did it take the thing until now to figure out no one wants it here?
Grayson Perry
Well no shit. Texas won't survive with a Democrat governor.
Jaxson Cruz
Strange, innit?
Michael Johnson
>mfw seeing faggots larping as texan
Alexander Jenkins
Those white men need to pay for electing the real hispanic instead of the white man pretending to be hispanic.
Alexander Lewis
Interesting stuff.
Democrats seem genuinely mentally ill.
You will meet Americans here in the UK, usually college girls, and they will immediately start complaining about White people in a way that implies they assume that you agree with them, even though you're clearly White yourself.
Democrats genuinely seem mentally ill. They thought Hillary lost because America hates women... lol.
Hudson Flores
Beta Malorke
Jack Sanders
>the skills we gained stuffing ballots and encouraging illegals to violate our elections will help us overturn Texas's ability to keep arms. The invasion of drug lords will do the rest.
Shoot first, don't ask questions, just feed them to the boar.
Alexander Collins
It's because they barely gained a majority in the lowest and borderline most useless sector of government. If RBG kicks the bucket before the next election the Democrats will get forever BTFO as ANOTHER right wing judge will take her place.
Dominic Rodriguez
I'm so...
in violation of your Visa?