I stayed at Club Fed for 7 months

No, ot's not like state time where you have to be in a gang, just kinda stay with your own

Is it OK to rub one out with another dude there? or where do you rub one out?

What'd you go for

Really not bad, 5 nogs in my cube of 8

What kind of food and did you learn to make moldies like I did in OPP?

How bad is min. security safety wise?

We had private stalls in shower, had laminated porn to slap on the steel wall

You were in a camp? What was your prison job? Orderly?

Food was mostly OK, some actually good. Ate a lot of commissary shit. "Macs" bagged mackerel were currency

Were you ever raped or shanked?

Almost no violence, min sec is like grown-up reform school

>bagged mackerel
Gross dude

I bought a no-show job from a trustee, 25 in comm goods

I never knew what the appeal was, but the nog lifters liked them for the protein

That makes sense but still. Gross.

Did you rape?

Not even close to a fight, more boring than anything, read a LOT

> never raped
It’s not rape if you enjoyed it faggot

Only my hand

How prevalent was the contraband? Cell phones, drugs, booze. I heard the minimum security camp at Atlanta had an inmate taxi service that took people out into town in between counts.

Anything like that?

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How were the privileges? Tv time? Phone time? Visitation? Did you get your own tv? Etc

Google Lawrence Scott Ward...knew him well

Did your cellmate watch?

How scared were you on the first day you arrived? Did you know what to expect, did someone advise you or was it all new?

Also, thanks.

I heard if shit like that in the camp, I was in the GP. Contraband was mostly shit like tobacco, but getting caught smoking was 30 days in SHU

why didn't you pay your taxes

What drove you to being a tax dodging kike? Are you still and tax dodging kike?

Give me a rough estimate how many times you masturbated in that seven year period as well an average for how long you wanked in single session and maybe we can work out percentage of time in prison was spent in sin.

TV rooms, all nog shit as you might imagine. White dude tried to change channel one day...nit good

Read any good books?

Did you have access to a computer? What is your legal residence when you are in the joint for 7 months? Like, what address when you filed your tax return?

Could you have gotten a credit card/used a computer to buy/sell.trade stocks or crypto?

Can people regularly smoke cigarettes in prison anymore?

My advice came from friend who did state time, and that scared the fuck outta me. Got there, scared first couple of days, then realized it was OK

Not in the federal system.

I actually found out about this place from some skins I met when I was locked up. Good guys, damn shame they aren't here now.

Read everything I could get my hands on, like 30 books in 7 months. No computer, but most have ow I think, this was 10 years ago

They banned it about 2 years before I went in, thats why macks were bartered

Id hate that feeling. I freak out just going to the cells in the watch house for a night. I go straight to defense mode and start challenging people out of fear to get it over and done with.
Then again, they are all abbos where I am. Some bad stories about them using boiling water on white guys.

About Loretto?

Are instant noodle cups considered a type of currency inside?

Yeah, and shit I'd seen on TV, I was nervous, and the Feds give you 30 days before you commit yourself, lotta time to worry

Retard

Any comm item is, but macks and postage stamps are the biggies

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We had skinners there, about 100-150 of the 1400 inmates, and all the skinners were white.

were you Rapenked?

My ass is probably much tighter than yours

What are skin heads doing federal time for? Not that I dont beleive you just curious.

Congrats and making it out safe op.

Tennessee DOC is god awful fight for your life shit.

Should send liberals there for a super redpill suppository

Fuck the government

I'm talking about diddlers, not skin heads

Probally meth or some kind of drug trafficking.

Disregard what I said then

Were there skinheads?

Wait what? Smoking in prison is banned now? WTF

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no, Ralph only gets drunk and fights cops

Thanks. Truthfully, I wouldn't have done well in a violent state joint, not a bad-ass

it's bad for you, goy! we only have your best interest in mind!

No white supremast shit, one dude DID draw an Aryan Nation logo on his cup, next day it was all scraped off

Did you fuck any female guards OP?

No free weights I'm guessing, any workout equipment?

I'm 200 pounds, 2/3/4/5 plate, how would I fare in regards to being the top dog on your block or near?

How were the skinners treated? Did they get beaten up a lot? Were they held in general pop?

i bet they were really gay

We were outnumbered 10 to 1, white boys minded there manners and there were no problems for most part. One white guy made the mistake of calling a nig a nig, it was ugly, but really the only fight I knew off in 7 months

Anybody who isn't terrified is completely insane or lying. I'm an alpha dude and it scares me, always heard fed time is more comfy. Thanks for the heads up

T.pedo

Ohio?

Sorry just noticed PA

What was the worst behavior you witnessed in 1) inmates and 2) staff?

One dude passed a dirty love note to a female CO anonymously, they bagged him and he was sent to a medium. Weight room was nig only
Guy your size would be OK, but it didn't matter, I'm a skinny fuck and no one fucked with me

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did you prison have a booty warrior?

In Kentucky we have a booty warrior.

:(

what exactly was your crime?

The white dude who called nig a nig was beaten by THREE DC Blacks, crushed his trachea, had to be med-flighted out.

Staff? Really nothing bad, they were coal-miners who hooked up with a Fed job, mostly cool

Lame. I worked with a felon from Virginia that was in White Aryan Resistance and tatted head to toe in all that shit. He wasn't very racist really though. I asked him if they were race realist and he said that's all prison is. I asked him if they talked about jews and Hitler at all and he said some of them did but not really.

What is this "bagged mackerel"?

What was sleeping like there?

I could tolerate just about anything in prison itself but I'm a very light sleeper and I would imagine that was the worst part.

did you get raped

did you get shank

tax evasion, defrauding the gov. Managed a tax-cheating service station with huge unreported cig sales

Tinned mackerel without the tin. Retard.

Google it, it's real. Vac pac, they cant give it away in the real world but huge in prison

Quiet at night, sleep during day was difficult. Had Army surplus Vietnam-era mattresses and pillows

we were self-segregated, especially on chow hall, 85% of room was solid black

Ya that does it. I'm never going to prison. Time to turn my life around.

Never thought I was going...

That's pretty normal. I noticed the jail in Ohio I went to separates the tanks on their own. Probably just to make life easier. I walked by a few tanks full of nogs hooting and hollering and was like fuck. Then they tossed me in a tank that was all white with one almost White negro. It was quiet and pleasant.

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I don't think I would be ok with the Black only weight room.

I have a bunch of Nazi tattoos, let's say I walk in but I'm not disrespectful but let them know I'm working out period.

Do I get jumped or do they respect it? I'm guessing it could go either way, where the blacks Muslims? I feel like I could have a lot better chance at being cool if so.

Watching Tucker, post another thread later

U ever get ur zoom zooms and wham whams copped? How many clicks u get a week?

Kys cunt

You would have gotten ass kicked I think, they owned weight room and barber shop. some muslims